Pranks > Revenge
Stink Bombs?
Altalp:
You can coat their door matt with doggie poo. Everyone exiting and entering the house will be tracking dog poop everywhere they go.
M-26-7:
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--- Quote from: El_Gato_Negro on February 02, 2007, 11:00:33 PM ---I was thinking of some sort of stink bomb under their front porch, where they sit and smoke all day/night. I thought about rotten fish or maybe urine,
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Piss is good. Piss on their porch every night. They will think it's a neighbourhood dog.
I'll do you one better. Instead either piss in a jar than dump it on the porch so you don't have to stand there OR use fox piss. You can buy this at some stores I think. Google it. Anyway it'll attract tons of foxs and it's smells horrible.
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mr_doc:
Go to a hunting store and buy a bottle of skunk scent. It's a liquid used to mask human odor when hunting so teh animals won't be scared off. It smells like pure shit, hence the name.
While you're there, pick up some lead shot; like what you would pack in a shotgun shell. A small size like birdshot is best. Pelt them and their windows with it. It is heavy and might even sting them, but when it falls to the ground and scatters it is too small for them to find or see. They won't know what hit them.
legend813:
2 words:
Frozen Squid!
Altalp:
If you just want a little revenge you can do lots of other stuff.
You can sneak over and cut their power every night after they went to sleep. Just cut it for a few minutes then turn it back on. A week or so of waking up late could get them fired.
OR print off a bunch of fake letters to all the neighbors saying that he is a registered child molester and stick em in the mailboxes.
You can peel off the rubber from the windscreen wipers. That will leave 2 nice rainbow scratches across the entire windsheild.
If they have a flower garden, you can find some nice roadkill along the highway and burry it in the garden. So in the spring when Mrs. Annoying Neighbor goes to plant her daffodils, she will get a nice surprise.
You can also burry some eggs in the garden. They will sit there and rot, so when she hits one it will stink to high heaven.
There is always beige boxing. Run their bill up nice and high for them.
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