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Mailing a Poo Dollar
« on: November 26, 2007, 05:04:59 AM »
I always thought it would be a great gag to smear feces on a dollar bill and mail it to someone.

Could I get into any kind of trouble for this?
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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2007, 05:06:19 AM »
I always thought it would be a great gag to smear feces on a dollar bill and mail it to someone.

Could I get into any kind of trouble for this?

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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2007, 05:17:22 AM »
Ha ha ha, he tried to get a negative postage fee for mailing a helium balloon.

But no, I mean if the poo dollar was inside an envelope and looked completely innocent. There are prank companies on the Internet like mailpoop.com that send REAL shit to people for a fee, so I guess it's not completely illegal to do it.
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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2007, 06:31:57 AM »

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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2007, 07:50:15 PM »
Other than a drop in overall life value, I can't think of a repercussion to mailing poo. If we're talking about your own, it might actually get you a few cool points. If, however, you have to pay another company to mail out feces for you, I'd say you need to re-evaluate your life and consider some strategic alternatives to continuing your pre-mortum status.

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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2007, 08:12:17 PM »
Agreed. I would never pay anyone to do a job that I could carry out on my own for free, and most likely, with more potent results. (I eat a lot of gas station bean burritos.)

I'm wondering, though, is there any way for them to find out? If the poo smell were potent enough, would that be a sufficient reason for the postal workers to open the letter and find the poo dollar? Also, I heard somewhere they sometimes let dogs check the mail for drugs.  And whenever I take my dog for a walk I always end up having to forcibly drag him away after he's sniffed a foreign dog turd for about 6 hours, so my guess is that if a dog were to sniff out the mail for drugs, I would be screwed.

But I'm not sure exactly how much trouble I would get into. Knowing how smelly my shit is, I'd probably be taken in for mass murder, and possibly a violation of the Geneva Convention.
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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2007, 08:42:26 PM »
Just leave off the return address and drop it in a mailbox across town from your house if you're really paranoid.
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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2007, 04:48:50 AM »
He could also try spraying one of those scent masks for hunters inside the box somehow. Then ALL the letters would smell like something the dog wanted and his would maybe be ignored.
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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2007, 10:02:20 PM »
If you're gonna do it, just do it. Don't leave fingerprints and don't leave enough solid to be identifiable from a stool sample, should it come back to you.

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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2007, 05:51:37 AM »
If you're gonna do it, just do it. Don't leave fingerprints and don't leave enough solid to be identifiable from a stool sample, should it come back to you.

be a man and TAKE THAT SHIT! [/AVGN reference]

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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2007, 03:19:17 PM »
I'm the angryst loser you've ever heard! I'm the angry Phone los-er!

On Phonelosers.NET, When I saw the thing for advertising, I got an envlope, Wrote "Cheer up UPL!" on it, Put a scrap of paper with "10$" written on both sides, along w/a smiley face, took a BIG shit in it. (It was a large envlope) and mailed it to them! Not sure if they got it... never heard anything back

I've never heard of a rule saying NOT to smear shit all over a dollar and send it to somone.

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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2007, 04:05:25 PM »
I'm the angryst loser you've ever heard! I'm the angry Phone los-er!

On Phonelosers.NET, When I saw the thing for advertising, I got an envlope, Wrote "Cheer up UPL!" on it, Put a scrap of paper with "10$" written on both sides, along w/a smiley face, took a BIG shit in it. (It was a large envlope) and mailed it to them! Not sure if they got it... never heard anything back

I've never heard of a rule saying NOT to smear shit all over a dollar and send it to somone.

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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2007, 04:30:31 PM »
I deserve a leet point simply for not being that guy.
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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2007, 06:04:32 PM »
I deserve a leet point simply for not being that guy.

There, now STFU about it.
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Re: Mailing a Poo Dollar
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2007, 08:12:43 AM »
On Phonelosers.NET, When I saw the thing for advertising, I got an envlope, Wrote "Cheer up UPL!" on it, Put a scrap of paper with "10$" written on both sides, along w/a smiley face, took a BIG shit in it. (It was a large envlope) and mailed it to them! Not sure if they got it... never heard anything back

I've never heard of a rule saying NOT to smear shit all over a dollar and send it to somone.

The water content of the shit would make the envelope really soggy, plus it would stink. The postal service would be forced to check it to make sure it doesn't contain anything illegal to send (organic items), see it was a shit, and not send it.
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