I got to talk to this celebrety the other day. It was actually pretty awesome. I never got anything in the mail, but you know famous people, they are way too busy with things like walking into radio shows and reading the New Yorker
here's how it went down
(1:37:34 PM) dhpcraptor: You're like a celebrity
(1:37:43 PM) dhpcraptor: well... not to use that word, but a public figure to say the least
(1:39:50 PM) Rob T Firefly: I'm sorry, but Mr. Firefly is unavailable for Instant Messages. Please note that your IM will be forwarded to him by his personal staff as soon as his daily massage is finished, while we prepare his bowl of diamond-encrusted corn flakes.
(1:40:33 PM) dhpcraptor: ah man
(1:40:59 PM) Rob T Firefly: After that his chauffeur will bring him from his dining room to his living room, and he will personally choose a form reply for us to add your name to the top of.
(1:41:00 PM) dhpcraptor: does he do autographs?
(1:41:54 PM) Rob T Firefly: He would, but that could spoil his wrist for his afternoon polo match. He will personally oversee the rubber-stamping of his signature onto a glossy 8x10 for you.
(1:49:38 PM) dhpcraptor: that would be wonderful
