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Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« on: June 29, 2009, 03:04:19 PM »
http://www.phonelosers.org/issue/008/

Anyone remember that issue of PLA?  The giant list of things to do to a 7-Eleven to make the employee hate their life?  A few weeks ago Spessa and I had the absolutely brilliant idea of filming ourselves doing every item on the list.  So we got as far as doing about 4 items and then quit.  And then we had the absolutely brilliant idea of turning our old idea into a new PLA contest!  You know, encourage a bunch of kids to submit their own 7-Eleven vandalism videos to me to judge so I can hand out prizes to the best one?  And in the process I'll be threatened by cops, parents and corporate 7-eleven people across the country?  I don't know why I never thought of this before.

Really though, this idea has so much good and bad in it.  What does everyone think?  It's an awful idea to encourage minors to destroy their local convenience store in hopes of winning a PLA t-shirt, right?

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 03:06:24 PM »
I don't think you'd be specifically liable for any damages.

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 04:01:49 PM »
Don't you?  Seems like they could get me for something.  Especially for all the unplanned pregnancies it would cause!

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 04:32:48 PM »
Wish you would have posted this a few months ago. I had an ongoing battle with a certain local 7-11 employee and this would have motivated me to up the ante. But sadly they are closed now, and I am unable too locate him.

/I did get him pour out a coke slush mix in the toilet once, but some random person from the bridge has the recording. IF YOU ARE READING THIS CONTACT ME.
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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 05:55:13 PM »
Another thing you could do if you worked there would be to:
Pour a lot of gasoline inside of a room that can be locked
At gunpoint, throw the other employees into the room and lock it
When more people come into the store, do the same to them
Unlock the door, throw some flaming matches in the room, and lock the door again
Take the surveillance tapes
Use a gasoline pump to spray gasoline all over the building and the gasoline pumps
Throw another burning match when you are at a safe distance.

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2009, 07:15:19 PM »
Don't you?  Seems like they could get me for something.  Especially for all the unplanned pregnancies it would cause!

or unplanned abortions...

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 08:20:29 PM »
Don't you?  Seems like they could get me for something.  Especially for all the unplanned pregnancies it would cause!
or unplanned abortions...
Or unplanned murder in the first degree.
 :nonsense: :nonsense: :nonsense:

Yes, I know that doesn't make sense.
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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2009, 10:00:44 PM »
http://www.phonelosers.org/issue/008/

Anyone remember that issue of PLA?  The giant list of things to do to a 7-Eleven to make the employee hate their life?  A few weeks ago Spessa and I had the absolutely brilliant idea of filming ourselves doing every item on the list.  So we got as far as doing about 4 items and then quit.  And then we had the absolutely brilliant idea of turning our old idea into a new PLA contest!  You know, encourage a bunch of kids to submit their own 7-Eleven vandalism videos to me to judge so I can hand out prizes to the best one?  And in the process I'll be threatened by cops, parents and corporate 7-eleven people across the country?  I don't know why I never thought of this before.

Really though, this idea has so much good and bad in it.  What does everyone think?  It's an awful idea to encourage minors to destroy their local convenience store in hopes of winning a PLA t-shirt, right?

I like it...
I've been needing an excuse to make another video that only 3 people will watch. :D

BTW: Are you gonna post the video you and Spessa made?

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2009, 03:41:06 AM »
http://www.phonelosers.org/issue/008/

Anyone remember that issue of PLA?  The giant list of things to do to a 7-Eleven to make the employee hate their life?  A few weeks ago Spessa and I had the absolutely brilliant idea of filming ourselves doing every item on the list.  So we got as far as doing about 4 items and then quit.  And then we had the absolutely brilliant idea of turning our old idea into a new PLA contest!  You know, encourage a bunch of kids to submit their own 7-Eleven vandalism videos to me to judge so I can hand out prizes to the best one?  And in the process I'll be threatened by cops, parents and corporate 7-eleven people across the country?  I don't know why I never thought of this before.

Really though, this idea has so much good and bad in it.  What does everyone think?  It's an awful idea to encourage minors to destroy their local convenience store in hopes of winning a PLA t-shirt, right?

Throw in a PLA sticker if a DEXiple calls in and talks the 7-Eleven employee into doing it.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2009, 03:43:08 AM by SloFuze »

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2009, 03:41:18 PM »
I like it...
I've been needing an excuse to make another video that only 3 people will watch. :D

BTW: Are you gonna post the video you and Spessa made?

Yeah I'll post it eventually.  When they visited last week we filmed some more things on the list which were even better than before.  I still want to do a few more before releasing a video.

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2009, 07:13:56 AM »
Can it be a different convenience store? The nearest 7 eleven is at least an hour away. Here local convenience stores ate them all up. Like a giant cookie monster.

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2009, 12:13:52 PM »
Can it be a different convenience store? The nearest 7 eleven is at least an hour away. Here local convenience stores ate them all up. Like a giant cookie monster.

Sure.  Most of ours were at other convenience stores too.

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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2009, 09:21:50 PM »
I put together a video today.  Here it is:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/2oQhiCq3aNY&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/2oQhiCq3aNY&rel=1</a>


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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2009, 06:00:06 AM »
Looks like the entire phonelosersofamerica YouTube account was just TOSed.
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Re: Destroy a 7-Eleven Promotion
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2009, 07:05:32 AM »
Looks like the entire phonelosersofamerica YouTube account was just TOSed.

http://www.youtube.com/phonelosersofamerica

All the other videos are still up. Just not the 7-11 one. Maybe you should upload it again with a different (and less-malicious) name, and if you used any copyright material (which I doubt you did but regardless) take that out.