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Offline Deano252

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Messing with Sasquach
« on: April 08, 2010, 06:33:42 AM »
Hi all,

There has been a long standing rift between my sister in-law and my family. For the most part I have been staying out of it.

Now it seems that my sister in-law is using my address because she has bill collectors trying to find her. I have been starting to get a lot of junk mail with her name on it.

I've been trying to figure out some good ways to screw around with her.  She's one of those people that has quite a lot of hair in places that hair looks nasty on a woman. (Thus the name of the subject). I though about signing her name and real address up on the Nair mailing list so they can start sending her free samples.

I also thought about using her name and the neighbors addresses to send subscriptions to any kinky magazine that is around. this way the neighbors will think shes a freak.

These ideas may sound lame. My creative thinking is lacking.

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Sometimes when you are worried, no one sees your pain.
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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2010, 08:43:41 AM »
I also thought about using her name and the neighbors addresses to send subscriptions to any kinky magazine that is around. this way the neighbors will think shes a freak.
Some people love kinky women.

Speaking of kinky women... Time for some free internet porn.
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Offline Deano252

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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 08:50:57 AM »
I saw another thread on this forums that gave me another idea. I'll wait until the next time she starts shit up but heres my idea.

I have both her and my brothers cell phone numbers. I was thinking about posting an ad on craigslist in the casual encounters page where people are just looking for one night stands. I figured I could put her ad and put my brothers cell number that way when the guys call they will get my brothers cell phone.

I wonder how pissed off that would make him if he starts getting a bunch of calls from strangers that want to do his wife.

Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears.
Sometimes when you are worried, no one sees your pain.
Sometimes when you are happy, no one sees your smile.
But fart just one time....