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Is there a way to send tons of junk mail to people? Like how can I send like 50 magazines to their house? Also, How can I "set up" automated annoying, Or what ever its called?

rbcp:
Back in the day, it was as easy as going to a magazine display rack and tearing out all the subscription cards.  I'm not sure if that still works today.  Do they still send the magazines before they get your money?  I haven't subscribed to a magazine or tried doing that to someone in years, so I'm not sure how it all works now.  Since the magazine business is quickly dying, I doubt they're as generous as they used to be.

If you want to annoy someone with junk mail, start signing them up for as many things as you can.  When you're passing through a store and see an amazing offer, sign them up.  At the malls when they have a new car on display as a raffle you can enter, sign them up.  I filled out a few of those car raffles legitimately and noticed a huge increase in junk mail and phone calls because of it.  Sign them up for credit cards using the computer kiosks you see in all the stores.  Sign them up for catalogs online.  Church stuff, since those people will never leave you alone. 

Personally I think all these methods are horribly inefficient since you will probably spend more time filling out things in their name than they'll spend throwing away junk mail and hanging up on telemarketers.  But if you're really dedicated to being a mild nuisance to someone, then this will do it.

St. Asmodeus:
I have some experience with this considering me and my friend play this game...

First thing to do, create a free email account. After that start looking for tour guides. Find right the site and your victim can be signed up for over 100 tour guides (keep in mind you'll need to confirm this through that free email address you just started...). Next start looking for the free catalogs (oops already mentioned).

Now here is what might not have been mentioned before, depending on the sex of your victim (no offense to women) start signing them up for tampons, make up and other free items of the sort. Most companies usually have a free sample that will be sent to the victim (or at least a coupon). Diapers, dog food, cat food and even fish food is easy to sign up for. When all else fails... College Inc. is always looking for people to send there free materials to....

Enjoy!
 

Cyclopath:

--- Quote from: rbcp on February 11, 2011, 07:28:42 AM ---Back in the day, it was as easy as going to a magazine display rack and tearing out all the subscription cards.  I'm not sure if that still works today.  Do they still send the magazines before they get your money?  I haven't subscribed to a magazine or tried doing that to someone in years, so I'm not sure how it all works now.  Since the magazine business is quickly dying, I doubt they're as generous as they used to be.

If you want to annoy someone with junk mail, start signing them up for as many things as you can.  When you're passing through a store and see an amazing offer, sign them up.  At the malls when they have a new car on display as a raffle you can enter, sign them up.  I filled out a few of those car raffles legitimately and noticed a huge increase in junk mail and phone calls because of it.  Sign them up for credit cards using the computer kiosks you see in all the stores.  Sign them up for catalogs online.  Church stuff, since those people will never leave you alone. 

Personally I think all these methods are horribly inefficient since you will probably spend more time filling out things in their name than they'll spend throwing away junk mail and hanging up on telemarketers.  But if you're really dedicated to being a mild nuisance to someone, then this will do it.

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These days it's as easy as going on the magazines' websites and checking "Bill Me." Not all of them will allow this online though. I did over $2,OOO in gift subscriptions to a ch33r l34ding magazine with the bill going to somebody I hate, and the mags going to h0sp ita1s and doctor's offices, and the n00bs actually sent the subscriptions because I saw the magazines piled up in a h0s p1tal ER lobby addressed exactly as I had addressed it.

I modified this because Google can kiss my ass

SpaceBison:
In my misspent youth we went to the periodical section in the library and took out all of subscription cards out of the magazines they had there.

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