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PLA Book Order Status Question
« on: November 28, 2012, 05:38:02 PM »
I ordered the PLA book on November 23rd. How do I know when it has shipped?

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Re: PLA Book Order Status Question
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2012, 09:33:18 AM »
I just called Brad on the phone and said he never shipped your book because you're impatient.

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Re: PLA Book Order Status Question
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 10:19:57 AM »
i'm pretty sure it's a scam dude. I ordered a book recently and all i got was a mirror with some duct tape on it.
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Re: PLA Book Order Status Question
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2012, 10:34:19 AM »
At least you got something useful.  I got a...what looks like a black and white print out of the PLA book cover duct taped to a stripped copy of some Penguin Classics Cardo book.  In fact, I don't think it is even a proper book but a galley proof and all the pages are stuck together with what looks like elephant cum. And it smells like a baby's coffin

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Re: PLA Book Order Status Question
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 01:38:48 PM »
Your "book" has been shipped and you'll receive it within a week.  Only it's not really a book.  You paid $12 for the version that comes on a 5.25" floppy disk.

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Re: PLA Book Order Status Question
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2012, 02:03:08 PM »
Thank you everyone for the classic PLA-style welcome.
5.25" Floppy? What am I going to do with this?

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Re: PLA Book Order Status Question
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2012, 01:07:51 PM »
That's nothing; my copy of the PLA book was carved on stone tablets.
The only acceptable form of commerce is a proper and shady cash-only weapons deal.

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I didn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone.

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Re: PLA Book Order Status Question
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2012, 05:52:23 PM »
That's nothing; my copy of the PLA book was carved on stone tablets.
Was there a typo on page 53 of the stone tablets also?

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Re: PLA Book Order Status Question
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2012, 07:16:59 AM »
That's nothing; my copy of the PLA book was carved on stone tablets.
Was there a typo on page 53 of the stone tablets also?

Every page of the stone tablet version had a typo.
The only acceptable form of commerce is a proper and shady cash-only weapons deal.

"If there's anything i know, it's that people listen to a guy with a yardstick." - Richard Cardo

I didn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone.

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Re: PLA Book Order Status Question
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2012, 08:32:28 AM »
But it is NOT in the Morse Code text version he sent me. Still waiting for an mp3 file of the Morse Code version...

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