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How to Intercept phone calls
« on: February 04, 2013, 09:31:32 AM »
So I was just looking for a few ways on how to intercept phone calls?

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Re: How to Intercept phone calls
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2013, 11:08:40 AM »
Step one: Find your victim.
Step two: Wait for victim to start talking on a cell phone.
Step three: Repeatedly bash victims head with a crowbar.
Step 4: Pick up the unsuspecting victims phone,  but wipe off the blood first, that's just gross.

If the steps above are followed, you should have complete control over the persons phoneline.

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Re: How to Intercept phone calls
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2013, 12:17:10 PM »
Does this technique work on Android as well as iPhone?

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Re: How to Intercept phone calls
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2013, 03:36:05 PM »
it works on everything except Iphones, the internal antenna on iphones are made of iridium, and you have to mod your iphone.to pick up close range calls. Luckily, I know how to mod them and intercept.

Modding:
Step one: Put the Iphone on a paper plate
Step two: Put the iphone in the microwave on 50% power for no more than 5 minutes.while on airplane mode. Any more  time can cause damage to the phone. the reason for putting the phone in the microwave is because the internal antenna is made of metal, and metal expands while heated, and the paper plate prevents the heat from warping the antenna but allows it to expand. Now that your phones antenna is expanded it will now pick up frequencies that unmodded iphones cannot.

Now for the interception
Step one: This is the most important part. You must download the paid version of Angry Birds Rio, if you do the free version, ads will Play during the phone call, and if it isnt Rio, it just makes the phone signal staticky for them.
Step two: Locate your target on a cell phone
Step Three: Using the yellow bird, aim as if you were trying to hit persons phone, and in midflight, use the speed power up. If done correctly, the screens on both phones swap, you being on their phone call, and them now playing angry birds rio.

For added fun, use an eagle instead of the yellow bird, it will fry every cell phone within 5 feet. Dont stand too close unless you want to buy a new phone!

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Re: How to Intercept phone calls
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2013, 07:13:02 PM »
Why are you guys so up-tight about telling people how to do things? It seems as if every time someone on the forums asks a question on how to do something, you guys reply with something stupid. Do you really think I am that stupid to fall for something like that?

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Re: How to Intercept phone calls
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2013, 09:50:18 PM »
You doubt Nova's technique??

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Re: How to Intercept phone calls
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 05:31:04 PM »
Step one: Find your victim.
Step two: Wait for victim to start talking on a cell phone.
Step three: Repeatedly bash victims head with a crowbar.
Step 4: Pick up the unsuspecting victims phone,  but wipe off the blood first, that's just gross.

If the steps above are followed, you should have complete control over the persons phoneline.

I just tried it on a 15 y/o girl in a Walgreen parking lot. It worked great! I am soooo fucking with her friends who keep calling to ask in Jenna is alright. Endless hours of fun.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2013, 05:34:56 PM by JIAD »

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Re: How to Intercept phone calls
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2013, 06:58:26 PM »
You doubt Nova's technique??
Im hurt, it came straight from pla for dummies 3rd edition.

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Re: How to Intercept phone calls
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2013, 07:40:53 PM »
Fuck. I can tell you how to hack a drive through and radio related nignuggery, but the PHONE? Sorry:(
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