Poem of my day

Awoke this morning at 8 a.m.,
Then headed to McDonalds for breakfast again,
Hotcakes, a sausage, 2 milks and the paper,
Read all the news and the police log capers.

As I drove to the post office, I played Bob and Tom,
I hate that damn show but there’s nothing else on,
Stood in line just to buy stamps from Hank,
Checked my PO box then drove to the bank.

Worked all day and talked on the phone,
Chatted with Jammie and ate lunch alone,
Left around 3 and went to the school,
Picked up the kids and we WENT TO ALBERTSONS FOR GROCERIES.

Pulled into the driveway and unloaded the Ford,
The kids hung their jackets and said they were bored,
So we watched some Sliders on my P.C.,
Then I went to the kitchen to make macaroni.

The drywall guy showed up and worked on my room,
Used oil based paint and the odor sure loomed,
I opened the windows and turned on the air,
Hoping to get some of the smell out of there.

Homework was next, then Simpsons, then showers,
Put them to bed, then my laptop for a few hours,
Chatted with Jammie and then she logged off,
Dammit, my laptop screen is being attacked by a moth.

The moth has been squashed and knocked to the floor,
He must have flown in here when I opened the door,
I’m going to bed now because I’m tired as hell,
Goodnight, everybody, as I close the lid to my Dell.

OKAY FINE IT’S AN HP LAPTOP. SUE ME.