The Farm & IM logs
Monday, May 30th, 2005: Today I began house sitting for some friends who are out of town. It’s a small farm house in Troy where I get to take care of dogs, a cat, a rat, chickens and plants. I have full written permission, in the form of Yahoo chat logs, to have wild parties there and to go through all their personal belongings, take pictures and post them in my journal. So that was the highlight of my Memorial Day – driving to Troy and feeding a bunch of animals. Their dog freaked out when I got there and kept bearing her teeth at me and barking while she ran circles around me. Luckily she was too wimpy to actually attack me. Once I fed the dogs, I was allowed to pet her. I think it took me about 30 minutes to finish everything. The chickens had large talons.
Amy: what are you doing today
Brad: just got back from doin’ my chores
Brad: at the farm
Amy: ahhh the chickens
Brad: yep
Amy: did they have eggs
Brad: not that i noticed
Brad: i just fed them and got outta there
Amy: you should check tomorrow
Amy: you can make eggs for breakfast
Brad: eww
Amy: you dont like eggs?
Brad: not from chickens!
Brad: i only like the ones from the grocery stores
Amy: lol your tarded
Brad: i think you’re just so socially active that you’re going to get a bunch of the bad stuff along with all the good stuff.
Brad: I sit in my room all day so I rarely get either.
Jammie: yeh, i guess it comes with having a lot of friends
Brad: I came up with this neat theory once. For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. Seems pretty true in most cases.
Brad: I ought to publish that.
Jammie: well explain it a little more
Jammie: your theory
Brad: you know i’m kidding about that, right?
Brad: the theory, i mean
Jammie: no sorry im slow today
Brad: hehe
Brad: it’s okay. i think that’s Newton’s theory of relativity, isn’t it?
Jammie: I THOUGHT THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR
Brad: haha
Brad: i fooled you
Brad: you thought i was really smart for a second!