Just posted one:
Dr. Rodney Ryanrryan@mailer.fsu.edu
245-3807Principal, FSUS Middle School
Several of the female staff members here have been complaining about one of your janitorial crew. I don't know the gentleman's name as yet, but by all descriptions he is a short, fat, greasy-looking, mustachioed man with large ears, crooked teeth, razor stubble and a profusion of tightly-curled body hair.
I have received several reports that this man has been spotted after school hours wearing your company's uniform, peering in the classroom windows at the female teachers, while apparently pretending to be washing windows.
At this point there is little I can do in the way of legal action, since he doesn't appear to have broken any specific laws as yet, but I want it to be known that this type of behavior will not be tolerated. He has the entire female staff of the school thoroughly creeped-out, and several of them fear for their virtue and/or their personal safety. Needless to say, If I hear any more news of such shenanigans on the part of your unwashed, uneducated lackeys, it will result in a report being filed with the Talahassee police, and my strong recommendation that we terminate your contract with the Florida State University school system.
I trust that this matter will be looked into, and the offending employee strictly punished or preferably deported to his native country of origin.
Thank You,
Dr. Rodney Ryan
Principal, FSUS Middle School
PS: I am not kidding around. This is serious business.
Just posted this:
Name: Cactus Occupation: bored teenager
Why don't you password-protect these work-order forms? It's not that difficult to do in PHP.
With all the big institutional accounts your company has, you should be able to afford to hire a second-year programming student to do it for you.
Are you guys just lazy, or do you find our witty comments that amusing?