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Title: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: mr_doc on March 21, 2007, 05:09:41 PM: Like what should I put on it? I don't want to hear any bs about how "it's a matter of opinion" or whatever. There's got to be a best way. Is it ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato and cheese, or am I doing it wrong? I guess what I'm asking is, if Jesus were here, what would He put on his hamburger?

Thanks!
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: silentneep on March 21, 2007, 05:38:57 PM: Quote from: mr_doc on March 21, 2007, 05:09:41 PM
if Jesus were here, what would He put on his hamburger?

Pork Rinds.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: gangals on March 21, 2007, 06:01:33 PM: Quote from: silentneep on March 21, 2007, 05:38:57 PM
Pork Rinds.

Speaking of...

(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1831/porkjy4.jpg)
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: kelsokid18 on March 21, 2007, 06:23:14 PM: I give the zit-faced fuck at the window $3.25 and he gives me a burger!
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: jammie on March 21, 2007, 06:53:49 PM: Quote from: mr_doc on March 21, 2007, 05:09:41 PM
Like what should I put on it? I don't want to hear any bs about how "it's a matter of opinion" or whatever. There's got to be a best way. Is it ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato and cheese, or am I doing it wrong? I guess what I'm asking is, if Jesus were here, what would He put on his hamburger?

Thanks!

Dear mr_doc,

If I were Jesus, I'd say you want a big fat grilled medium rare burger, beef chuck (mmm fatty goodness), with a soft sesame bun, melted cheddar or american cheese on both sides, with lettuce, tomato, ketchup and mayo.

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4MG7wFG9z0BeVejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12e0tgkg6/EXP=1174618246/**http%3A//myspace-931.vo.llnwd.net/00094/13/91/94661931_m.jpg)

Oh, and to have it taste REALLY good, have someone else make it for you. Nothing tastes quite as good when you make it yourself.

Love,
jammie
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: gangals on March 21, 2007, 06:58:48 PM: Quote from: jammie on March 21, 2007, 06:53:49 PM
Oh, and to have it taste REALLY good, have someone else make it for you. Nothing tastes quite as good when you make it yourself.

Kinda contridictoring yourself there Jammie
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: Tachyon on March 21, 2007, 07:02:58 PM: I fix my burgers with soldering irons and large wrenches.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: jammie on March 21, 2007, 07:30:22 PM: Quote from: gangals on March 21, 2007, 06:58:48 PM
Quote from: jammie on March 21, 2007, 06:53:49 PM
Oh, and to have it taste REALLY good, have someone else make it for you. Nothing tastes quite as good when you make it yourself.

Kinda contridictoring yourself there Jammie

I am? I just find that when I cook, I get sick of being by the ingredients so long so I'm not as hungry and the food doesn't taste as good. Everything is better when I am super hungry and someone hands me something ready-made.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: gangals on March 21, 2007, 07:34:45 PM: Quote from: jammie on March 21, 2007, 06:53:49 PM
Nothing tastes quite as good when you make it yourself.

hmm, now looking at it, I guess that comment could be taken either way, so I see what you mean now.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: jammie on March 21, 2007, 07:45:03 PM: Quote from: Tachyon on March 21, 2007, 07:02:58 PM
I fix my burgers with soldering irons and large wrenches.

I read that as "large wenches." I bet they make kick-ass burgers.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: Tachyon on March 21, 2007, 07:45:40 PM: Large wenches are probably the best kind.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: splynt0r on March 22, 2007, 04:46:10 AM: Try cooking your meat with a blow torch, a friend of mine did this on a camping trip and ended up with food poisoning :D ( great for a few days of work ( school ))
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: Tachyon on March 22, 2007, 01:15:07 PM: I've eaten hotdogs I cooked with a blowtorch, and corndogs browned on the outside with a plain old lighter. They tasted a bit carbonized but other than that okay and I never got sick.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: rbcp on March 22, 2007, 01:36:02 PM: I'm just happy that Jesus doesn't like pickles.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: gangals on March 22, 2007, 01:36:52 PM: Quote from: Tachyon on March 22, 2007, 01:15:07 PM
I've eaten hotdogs I cooked with a blowtorch

You didn't cook the hot dogs, you reheated them...

Hot dogs are precooked.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: Tachyon on March 22, 2007, 02:11:45 PM: Good point, my bad.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: MattGSX on March 22, 2007, 02:13:54 PM: Reading this thread made me hungry for (you guessed it)

Mashed potatoes.

They aren't nearly as good as I imagined them, and they even have melted butter, cheese, and a touch of sour cream. I don't get it.
Title: Re: What is the best way to fix a hamburger?
Post by: gangals on March 22, 2007, 04:21:11 PM: Quote from: MattGSX on March 22, 2007, 02:13:54 PM
Reading this thread made me hungry for (you guessed it)

Mashed potatoes.

+1 leet point for making me chuckle.