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Other Stuff That Has Little To Do With PLA => General Discussions => Ask Anyone => Topic started by: jammie on March 25, 2007, 09:50:11 AM
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There's this new 16 yr old model gaining a lot of popularity... scary skinniness aside, do you guys find her face attractive? She kind of freaks me out. Just curious on if guys would find her eyes to be an asset or not.
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Those eyes scare the crap out of me :o
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Dont wanna be mean , But she looks Like a F*ckin alien :-X
Plus the eyes scare the sh*t outta me .
I guess she may have a nice personality but she looks kinda weird. :-X
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Attractive? Yes.
Scary? OH MY FUCKING GOD AHHHHHH!@H@#!@!!!
The reason this model is gaining popularity is because she's hypnotizing people with her weird alien hybrid eyes.
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She's probably gaining all that popularity BECAUSE she looks different. Think about all the nationally recognized models out there that all look exactly the same.
She is attractive, albeit in a kinda creepy way.
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Cough cough martian cough.
Her eyes are bigger than her boobs.
My degree of being scared changed as I scrolled. Some pictures she looks pretty normal, but the last ones! Yikes!
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She is scary. And her boobs are small.
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Has she ever smiled?
I searched Google and found plenty of pictures of her. None of them smiling. Her name's Masha Tyelna, if anyone else wants to try.
http://www.thefaceforward.com/profiled/116-masha-tyelna/#null (http://www.thefaceforward.com/profiled/116-masha-tyelna/#null)
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HAIL SATAN! This girl looks like teh devil in human form!
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Isn't this the same outfit the aliens wore in The Coneheads? I think she's trying to tell us something.
She should quit modeling and find some work in a SciFi TV series. She'd be hotter that way because she's got the excuse that she's from another planet.
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Who doesn't want to have sexy time with an alien?
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Who doesn't want to have sexy time with an alien?
Or an anime character?
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Please jammie don't let this be a big prank. Like one day you just say "Wow. You guys are really mean. You realize she's retarded right?"
I was just thinking she looked sort like a retarded person at my school.
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She's not a real person.
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How can you be so sure of that, frog?
She looks like Peter Jackson's interpretation of the hobbits, sort of. Maybe it's just that she has those big creepy Elijah Wood eyes.
??? :-\
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Please jammie don't let this be a big prank. Like one day you just say "Wow. You guys are really mean. You realize she's retarded right?"
I was just thinking she looked sort like a retarded person at my school.
Nope, completely serious. Saw her on one of the gossip blogs I read and went !@$#$ and thought I would share. I wondered if maybe I was just being a girl and not understanding the appeal. Like... I don't understand why every guy has an Asian fettish. Thought I'd throw it out there. I have questions too! :)
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You have questions, we have blank stares.
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Wheres the boobs...ahemm meat
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I should get her cell phone number and yell at her to SMILE.
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All guys have an asian fetish?
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I don't have an Asian fetish, I have a Gothic fetish ;D
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All guys have an asian fetish?
Like 90% of the guys I know do!
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She reminds me of a cross between Roxy and the Hypnotoad from Futurama.
No wonder she got picked up by Ford Models.
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All guys have an asian fetish?
Yellow fever.
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Nope, completely serious. Saw her on one of the gossip blogs I read and went !@$#$ and thought I would share. I wondered if maybe I was just being a girl and not understanding the appeal. Like... I don't understand why every guy has an Asian fettish. Thought I'd throw it out there. I have questions too! :)
I'll break down the Asian fetish for you. Note that everything I say below is probably a stereotype and obviously doesn't apply to every Asian. I don't mean to sound sexist or offend anyone here, just trying to explain why some guys like Asian chicks.
First off, Asians are wierd. Not in a bad way, but wierd nonetheless. This wierdness makes Asian chicks a little mysterious and therefore attractive. Their language sounds insectile to me, and when I see a hot asian chick I always wonder what kind of noise she'd make in bed.
They are quiet. They seem so peaceful. This is a big plus. They are usually submissive and subservient. Most Asians come from a culture where they get beaten by their husband, so maybe that is the reason they are quiet and subservient? I like the fact that they seem calm all the time. Supposedly Japanese women make the best wives. I don't know how that was determined, just heard it from somewhere... If you want to appreciate a quiet woman, first date an Italian girl or even a Mexican.
They all look young. They mostly have innocent faces and small bodies. Most of them could pass for 5-10 years younger than their age. You'd really have to look at their hands to tell how old they are. Plus they are usually short and petite which adds to this look of youthfulness.
They have little to no body hair. This is a big plus.
They have, supposedly, tighter vaginas. That's a common sterotype anyways, that the girls are tight and the guys have small penises. I slept with a girl from the phillipines and she felt normal to me, so I can't say. Maybe this is a plus for guys with small penises?
They usually have small boobs. Some guys have a small boob fetish. For some guys this might be a negative. They are usually not fat though. A lot of them have 'no ass'. They have great skin tone usually.
They are generally smart. Not just at math. Some guys like a smart girl. They're pretty hard to find.
On the downside, they eat a lot of seafood and spicy shit and I've heard they don't taste too good (you know what I mean).
Some things I've listed might be completely untrue (like that Asian chicks are tight) but I listed because it is commonly believed by guys.
I hope this helps.
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Thanks for the breakdown! Very informative!
Of course, not very encouraging for Italianish chicks like me ;) At least I have the smart thing going for me. And I can always wax! Sigh.
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That bitch looks like a holocaust victim in pagent makeup.
P4nyk
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Who doesn't want to have sexy time with an alien?
Or an anime character?
Heh, I was about to say that she has anime eyes.
Hmmm...
She also has that "A truck's about to hit me. Oh, well." look in her eyes.
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Thanks for the breakdown! Very informative!
Of course, not very encouraging for Italianish chicks like me ;) At least I have the smart thing going for me. And I can always wax! Sigh.
Sorry if I offended you. I was just giving reasons why some guys like Asian chicks. I actually prefer Italian chicks. I've dated many and I think I can present an argument for them too. mr_doc speaks great Italian btw. Here goes:
They are always concerned about their appearance.
They can cook. Really good.
They are open-minded. Seriously, they'll do anything.
They always smell good.
They are mostly brunettes, especially from the south. I love brunettes
They are mostly Catholic which means they give great head :D
They are fun and easygoing
Big boobs
Italian sounds really sexy.
They can cook.
Plus you're smart and you can wax so cheer up
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Sorry if I offended you. I was just giving reasons why some guys like Asian chicks. I actually prefer Italian chicks. I've dated many and I think I can present an argument for them too. mr_doc speaks great Italian btw. Here goes:
Plus you're smart and you can wax so cheer up
Now let's see... I'm only a quarter Italian (quarter Swiss and half Colombian) so let's see...
They are always concerned about their appearance. Yeah, right. On a normal day I have no make-ups, jeans, an XL tshirt, wet hair and sneakers.
They can cook. Really good. I can cook, but not really WELL.
They are open-minded. Seriously, they'll do anything. Check.
They always smell good. Like Herbal Essence, baby.
They are mostly brunettes, especially from the south. I love brunettes. Check.
They are mostly Catholic which means they give great head :D Check on the first. I am Catholic and am waiting til marriage on the second. But I bet I do.
They are fun and easygoing. Check
Big boobs. Czech.
Italian sounds really sexy. "Asian" is much sexier sounding. It sounds almost... French.
Well I guess there is hope for me yet! I am actually pretty okay being the chick guys go to after they're done dealing with hot insane chicks though. ;) Seriously, "Mysterious" = "Crazy" 3 months down the road.
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that girl is ugly..... i find absolutely nothing about her attractive
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You could do a whole lot worse, though.