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Title: Jamming
Post by: z09 on June 07, 2006, 09:06:29 PM

This is considered "Jamming".  If by any chance you need to jam a phone line this is how you do it, with a clip.  Pick up the phone.  Rip the buttons off.  Take 10 paperclips and bend it where it is "pointing" up.  Carefully glue the paperclips facing up.  Hang the phone up.

When the target goes to place the call 3 things could happen.

1.  He gets poked and starts crying.
2.  He get electricuted.
3.  Both

Here is another use for paperclips

If you are ever getting pursued by the police, bend the paperclips facing up like in the previous example.  Then huck all of them out the back window.  It will pop their tires.

Title: Re: Jamming
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 08, 2006, 07:36:42 AM

Um wow those ideas are really fucking lame.

Title: Re: Jamming
Post by: rbcp on June 08, 2006, 08:54:22 AM

Quote from: Colonel Panic on June 08, 2006, 07:36:42 AM

Um wow those ideas are really fucking lame.

Says the guy who hasn't posted any elite paperclip mods of his own yet!

Title: Re: Jamming
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 09, 2006, 10:35:24 AM

Well I didn't think you'd all want to hear about my use of paperclips for cleaning out the gunk from between my teeth or from under my fingernails.

Title: Re: Jamming
Post by: gruz on June 09, 2006, 11:50:06 AM

Quote from: Colonel Panic on June 09, 2006, 10:35:24 AM

Well I didn't think you'd all want to hear about my use of paperclips for cleaning out the gunk from between my teeth or from under my fingernails.

Between your teeth? Are you missing a few?

Title: Re: Jamming
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 09, 2006, 12:42:28 PM

Teeth? Or paperclips?

Title: Re: Jamming
Post by: Evelliathaan10111 on July 20, 2006, 05:06:03 PM

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. i think the phone idea sounds cool but how exactly will the clips stand at an angle to pop the tires? wooldnt they fall flat and not do anything? or am i missing sumthing?

Title: Re: Jamming
Post by: z09 on July 20, 2006, 05:09:54 PM

You would put the paperclips in a high powered gun first.