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Title: Televangelists are funny
Post by: VoltageX on April 06, 2007, 03:39:57 AM

Here we go!
http://www.voltagex.org/thepowerofsatancompelsyou.mp3

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: splynt0r on April 06, 2007, 05:56:08 AM

I like australians... that earned you a leet mate  ;D

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: VoltageX on April 06, 2007, 01:02:06 PM

I'll have to give that to my sister - she read the demonic stuff out and then randomly comes up with the "I'd like to drink that blood".

Exorcism FTW!

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: splynt0r on April 06, 2007, 01:25:06 PM

Nice anyway. It's really hard prank calling over here in Europe because you just can't piss them off... ;D

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: r00t_toxin on April 06, 2007, 01:30:22 PM

haha euros dont get mad? ........ oh btw check my prahnk

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: Tachyon on April 06, 2007, 01:50:00 PM

That's awesome...whenever I prank prayer lines they always never take me seriously like that!

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: gangals on April 06, 2007, 02:29:34 PM

Quote from: r00t_toxin on April 06, 2007, 01:30:22 PM

oh btw check my prahnk

NO!

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: rocketshoes on April 09, 2007, 02:03:27 PM

New here, first post.  Just got into pranking a few days ago when we were drinking and watching INSP network.  After several hours of some skyping, I will thoroughly agree with how funny those televangelists can be.  I'll post up this edit when I get done.

I got a lady to reply to my question: "But, my 'seed' will allow my prayers to out weigh those of the child's parents (whom I, posing as a catholic priest, commited pediatry with)"
Lady: "it should."

they will do anything if you let on that you're going to give them money or "plant your seed in them" as I often rephrashed "sow your seed with the ministry."

BTW, what are some good prayer lines? toll free hopefully, don't have skype cred atm.

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: Tachyon on April 09, 2007, 02:40:06 PM

What number did you use? The ones I've used are too shitty to be mentioned, they're Canadian so they just hang up on me when I start bullshitting them.

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: rocketshoes on April 09, 2007, 03:33:00 PM

18666257635 for mike murdock (note the 666)
18882407924 for other
main office numbers for Inspiration Network in Charlotte, that I recieved after getting upset with them or needing further guidance
7045259800
7049435454 (apparently NOT the direct line to Jesus himself)

These people are desperate for number, I had calls from 5-20 minutes.  One call I literally said nothing besides "sorry, my roommates are loud" while playing porn loudly next to the mic, it lasted about 5 minutes.

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: M-26-7 on April 09, 2007, 05:03:23 PM

On a Jesus note, yesterday, Easter, some guy on xbox live convinced someone that there was a special on t.v. called Jesus Gone Wild: Spring Break. He said Jesus put someone in a coma with a kick to the shins or something and something about Jesus bitch slapping another guy for not paying after a dice game. The convinced guy said something like "I woulda just been like Jesus give me MY money!" But then again they were almost definately both baked.

Title: Re: Televangelists are funny
Post by: rocketshoes on April 09, 2007, 10:10:15 PM

alright its pretty crappy and drags on slowly, but I did get her to stay on the line for much longer than she should ... and admit one pretty disgusting thing.  One of my first ever prank calls, well since high school anyways, and I was pretty hammered at the moment so I completely had to improv it.

Click here to listen. (http://media.putfile.com/pediatry)

Edit:  Just realized I didn't fully edit it, the first 30+ seconds is nothing.