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Title: Roxy teh Model
Post by: D31337 on June 10, 2006, 05:06:41 PM
http://s76.photobucket.com/albums/j36/roxydmodel/JeffGarvin061006/
Meh.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: CountyKid on June 10, 2006, 05:36:55 PM
Does SOMEONE have Down Sydrome or WHAT.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 10, 2006, 06:13:24 PM
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Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: silentneep on June 11, 2006, 02:25:57 AM
Roxy?  Are you stalking her?  Wasn't cheating her out of video game money enough for you?

Well, if I'm the only one who's gonna say it... I'd hit it.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: D31337 on June 11, 2006, 07:42:12 PM
Your the only one.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: silentneep on June 13, 2006, 02:19:00 AM
Yeah, but I have low standards and expectations.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: kcochran on June 14, 2006, 12:41:38 PM
Did I miss something?  Is there a reason that's not hittable?
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 14, 2006, 01:02:28 PM
Apparently, they're trying to imply that she is, as the saying goes, "a butterface."

However, I look for the beauty in everyone, so I'd never say a thing like that.

Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: JohnKerry on June 14, 2006, 01:06:04 PM
Did I miss something?  Is there a reason that's not hittable?

You've been to one-too-many-defcon.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: kcochran on June 14, 2006, 07:19:03 PM
Haven't been to a single one...

Few people are supermodels...she looks cute enough, and has a pretty damned decent body.

Guess I'm a freak or something...
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: rbcp on June 14, 2006, 07:41:54 PM
Don't you know that everyone on these forums has super model movie star girlfriends?  Roxy is just way below any of the forum members standards.  I mean, she's got sandal tan lines, for god's sake!  Who could deal with that???
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: kcochran on June 14, 2006, 10:08:54 PM
Jesus, I'M SORRY ALREADY!

I'm just feeling like shit ever since I broke up with Heidi Klum this past week.    :'(

Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: silentneep on June 15, 2006, 02:15:28 AM
Apparently, they're trying to imply that she is, as the saying goes, "a butterface."

However, I look for the beauty in everyone, so I'd never say a thing like that.



I was not trying to imply that at all.. If you'll recall, I was the first and only person to say I WOULD hit it... My followup post was meant to be read with a sarcastic tone.  ;)
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 15, 2006, 06:11:30 AM
silentneep, I wasn't talking about you.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: JohnKerry on June 15, 2006, 10:24:43 AM
Don't you know that everyone on these forums has super model movie star girlfriends?  Roxy is just way below any of the forum members standards.  I mean, she's got sandal tan lines, for god's sake!  Who could deal with that???

It's not that.  My penis is so beautiful.  Um.. Excuse me for a second.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: ghostman on June 15, 2006, 11:20:10 AM
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Does SOMEONE have Down Sydrome or WHAT.
Fuck you man, my cousin's retarded.  Down's syndrome rules.

(http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/Crispen_Gloversmall.jpg)

Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: kcochran on June 15, 2006, 11:33:30 AM
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Down's syndrome rules.

Yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there, but if you really think so, buy a doll:

http://www.downicreations.com/ (http://www.downicreations.com/)

Corky has one:

http://www.downicreations.com/testimonials.html (http://www.downicreations.com/testimonials.html)

You fucking weirdo.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: ghostman on June 15, 2006, 12:58:39 PM
No dude, I don't want to fuck my cousin.  Please try to pay attention.
(http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/arguing.jpg)

Nice links... had me worried Corky was a pervert there for a second.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: JohnKerry on June 16, 2006, 07:19:57 PM
Is that a Life Goes On reference?
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: kcochran on June 16, 2006, 07:22:11 PM
Is that a Life Goes On reference?

What, "Corky has one" ??

Yes.

Corky really has one.  Click the link.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: ryanfido on June 25, 2006, 12:06:24 AM
Whoa, the special olympics have a modeling event?

go for the gold!
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: beerfuck on June 28, 2006, 10:03:52 PM
Yea, if I saw her on the street I'd do a triple take. But cmon...a model? If every butterface with a hot body should be a model, my crappy little college town home would be all that America's modelling industry needs.

Here's more roxy: http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=240489

check out the swimsuit section of that site. every other girl there blows roxy out of the water. So they DO have taste. So how does one explain roxy on there...   ???
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: murd0c on June 29, 2006, 04:37:37 AM
So what, I'm a model too.

(http://www.murd0c.net/8.jpg)
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 29, 2006, 10:11:46 AM
So what, I'm a model too.

(http://www.murd0c.net/8.jpg)
That pic looks like it's taken from one of the old Apple commercials.

"Name: Murd0c. Occupation: Phoneloser. I use a Mac."

Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 29, 2006, 10:14:05 AM
check out the swimsuit section of that site. every other girl there blows roxy out of the water. So they DO have taste. So how does one explain roxy on there...   ???

This pic: http://ompi.onemodelplace.com/photo_display_model.cfm?Image_ID=5136799
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: ryanfido on June 29, 2006, 08:21:41 PM
Yea, if I saw her on the street I'd do a triple take. But cmon...a model? If every butterface with a hot body should be a model, my crappy little college town home would be all that America's modelling industry needs.

Here's more roxy: http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=240489

check out the swimsuit section of that site. every other girl there blows roxy out of the water. So they DO have taste. So how does one explain roxy on there...   ???


OMG you tard ANYONE can be on that site. its free domain.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: beerfuck on June 30, 2006, 07:28:33 AM
OMG you tard ANYONE can be on that site. its free domain.

...Sorry, I was more interested in the boobs than the site info....apparently unlike some people.

They still should ban her.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: JohnKerry on June 30, 2006, 01:40:54 PM
Your girlfriends boobs are fucking gross.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: silentneep on June 30, 2006, 07:43:41 PM
So what, I'm a model too.

(http://www.murd0c.net/8.jpg)

murd0c makes me wish I was gay.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: beerfuck on July 01, 2006, 11:57:33 AM
Your girlfriends boobs are fucking gross.

jealousy is so ugly  *rainbowsmiley*
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: ryanfido on August 20, 2006, 05:43:20 PM
Your girlfriends boobs are fucking gross.

jealousy is so ugly  *rainbowsmiley*

about as ugly as roxy?
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: gangals on August 20, 2006, 05:47:34 PM
now that was a BURN!
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: murd0c on August 20, 2006, 05:57:28 PM
Being that I actually worked at a modeling agency in NYC, my words have precedence. (as per usual).

If Roxy is signed with any modeling agency or talent agency, I'd say the place is a fucking scam. Roxy is just so not model material, anyone she is paying (this includes photographers, Roxy) to further her career is FUCKING RIPPING HER OFF! Your career will go nowhere because you're just not pretty. It must be awes0me to be as deluded as Roxy is!
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: CountyKid on August 20, 2006, 06:37:06 PM
That picture that Murd0c took of him being a model is incredibly good.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: ryanfido on August 21, 2006, 03:35:05 PM
That picture that Murd0c took of him being a model is incredibly good.

murd0c and roxy should be teh dating.

they could take their modeling agency to the TOP
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: silentneep on August 22, 2006, 11:07:06 AM

murd0c and roxy should be teh dating.


Dude, murd0c's gay and Roxy's married.  You fail.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: ryanfido on August 22, 2006, 12:03:29 PM

murd0c and roxy should be teh dating.


Dude, murd0c's gay and Roxy's married.  You fail.

well murd0cs the gay one, i think he failed.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: gangals on December 08, 2006, 09:39:17 PM
I'm scared....



(http://myspace-662.vo.llnwd.net/01497/26/63/1497023662_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: Colonel Panic on December 08, 2006, 09:52:43 PM
Looks like a freaking basketball in her dress.

Holy hell, where did you guys find this girl?
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: rbcp on December 08, 2006, 10:12:36 PM
She found us.  She's used to be really active on the forums and the voice bridge and on messedup.net.  She's too busy being pregnant to hang out here anymore, though. Damn sellout.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: Colonel Panic on December 09, 2006, 03:46:07 AM
Yeah, in that pic she looks about ready to pop.

Then again, having kids doesn't seem to have diminished your penchant for shenanigans very much...
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: I-baLL on December 09, 2006, 08:48:16 AM
I actually used to work as a model and was quite succesful at it. I still do shoots sometimes. You actually probably have seen some of my work. Now you're probably wondering "Uh.. I don't think I've ever seen I-baLL's face anywhere..." Well, let me give you a big clue....

I'm the BEFORE guy.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: silentneep on December 09, 2006, 10:31:03 AM
The unfortunate thing is that Enamon is usually the AFTER guy, which is why neither of them get much work.
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: murd0c on December 09, 2006, 12:58:52 PM
The unfortunate thing is that Enamon is usually the AFTER guy, which is why neither of them get much work.

Quoted for truth.

(http://myspace-618.vo.llnwd.net/01489/81/64/1489174618_l.jpg)(http://myspace-668.vo.llnwd.net/01229/86/62/1229032668_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Roxy teh Model
Post by: Colonel Panic on December 09, 2006, 06:55:27 PM
The question is, AFTER what?

After a night spent bingeing on cocaine and cheap gin?