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Title: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 28, 2007, 08:30:26 PM
Feel free to ask me a question no matter how absurd it may seem to be.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: rbcp on May 28, 2007, 08:46:15 PM
I think everyone should read Canadianisms:

http://members.shaw.ca/kcic1/canisms.html (http://members.shaw.ca/kcic1/canisms.html)

It's a lot of reading but there's funny stuff in there.

Anyway, what's up with the BAGS of milk?  That seems rather inconvenient, compared to putting milk in something that would sit upright on its own.

Also, what color of igloo do you live in?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: gangals on May 28, 2007, 08:55:46 PM
In a previous post, why did you use standard measurements for temp and metric for length?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: Mr.Cactus on May 28, 2007, 09:09:12 PM
Why is the weather cold.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: murd0c on May 28, 2007, 09:40:51 PM
What is it like living with socialized healthcare, awesome or sucky?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: rbcp on May 28, 2007, 09:43:47 PM
How do they train Telus Mobility reps. so well against social engineering?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: splynt0r on May 29, 2007, 02:48:52 AM
what is the infant mortality level?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: mr_doc on May 29, 2007, 04:47:51 AM
Is it true that maple syrup grows on trees?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 29, 2007, 09:08:31 AM
Anyway, what's up with the BAGS of milk?  That seems rather inconvenient, compared to putting milk in something that would sit upright on its own.

Also, what color of igloo do you live in?
While I am not sure what the idea was about them, I can safely tell you that we used to put them in pitchers after cutting the bag open. I haven't had bagged milk since I was about 4-years old.

Also, I live in an apartment, so I cannot talk about igloos.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 29, 2007, 09:10:12 AM
In a previous post, why did you use standard measurements for temp and metric for length?
Force of habit. I try and be nice to Americans by using standard measurement, but I slipped and used metric on the other. If you're wondering, half a metre is roughly around 1.75 ft I think.

Ironically, we still use standard measurement for our own body weight and height. However, we use metric for the measurement of food and other items.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 29, 2007, 09:12:02 AM
Why is the weather cold.
With the lack of a continuous mountain range going from east to west, the arctic cold air has an easier time swooping down in the winter and creating what we have as "cold." This is the worst where I live because it's one of the flattest areas in the world, and in the winter, it can drop as cold as -40 C (same as -40 F).

Vancouver is the lone exception, as when I lived there, it never got colder than -12 C. From October to March, the average temperature is always above freezing.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 29, 2007, 09:13:31 AM
What is it like living with socialized healthcare, awesome or sucky?
I walk into the hospital or doctor's office. explain what is going on, they do whatever they need to do, and I leave. Even if the wait time is shitty, I enjoy the fact that I never have to open my wallet more than once. The only thing I show them is my provincial health card and my driver's licence.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 29, 2007, 09:15:37 AM
what is the infant mortality level?
4.65/1000--for comparison, the United States is 6.7/1000. You could have looked this up. :P
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 29, 2007, 09:17:07 AM
Is it true that maple syrup grows on trees?
Yes. However, it is a specific breed, and you only find them in Ontario and some parts in Quebec. Maple trees are common across the country, however.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 29, 2007, 09:21:45 AM
How do they train Telus Mobility reps. so well against social engineering?
Simple answer: TELUS blows.

TELUS has shown up at 2600 meetings I have attended at in the past. It was funny, because one time a guy showed up and chatted with us about things, and then two weeks later, I saw him walking into the main TELUS offices in Vancouver. They're really stringent on ensuring that none of their equipment get stolen and that their offices' dumpsters are locked.

However, if you can do it, try and get a representative in Alberta. You're highly likely to get further with them because the turnover is so high here. Alberta is facing a labour shortage, so if you end up with a call there, you'll likely get the bottom of the barrel employee in comparison to other provinces. Quebec, Ontario, and British Columbia are where the main call centres are also located.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: Yauch on May 30, 2007, 01:10:06 PM
What's the real name of the donut shop from Wayne's World? Is it any good?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: PHISH-PHREAK on May 30, 2007, 01:26:09 PM
Is it true that the mounties ride moose?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 30, 2007, 05:02:42 PM
What's the real name of the donut shop from Wayne's World? Is it any good?
I cannot remember much from Wayne's World, but it was likely Tim Horton's. It's a staple of our culture, but it all depends on what you eat there.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on May 30, 2007, 05:03:24 PM
Is it true that the mounties ride moose?
No.

However, in certain ceremonies and even in certain cases, horses are used by the RCMP.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: rbcp on May 30, 2007, 05:53:59 PM
What's the real name of the donut shop from Wayne's World? Is it any good?

From imdb.com (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105793/trivia):

There is actually no establishment called "Stan Makita's Donuts" in or around the Chicagoland area, although many moviegoers will claim to have been there or driven past it.

The donut shop is owned by ex Chicago Blackhawk Stan Mikita, a reference to a popular chain of Canadian donut shops created by hockey legend Tim Horton. The police officer in the shop is Officer Koharski. This could be a reference to the National Hockey League referee Don Koharski who was told by New Jersey Devils coach Jim Schoenfeld to "have another donut, you fat pig" after a playoff game.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: Zakitar on June 03, 2007, 10:33:55 PM
is it true that in canada people eat Seals?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: afreak on June 06, 2007, 08:43:54 PM
is it true that in canada people eat Seals?
The natives might.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: Tachyon on June 07, 2007, 05:22:44 AM
Is it true that in Canada on 4/20 you all go to government buildings and smoke up the place?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: frog on June 07, 2007, 06:20:52 PM
Alberta is facing a labour shortage

Well what are you doing with all the Nova Scotians you're getting? Keeping them in cages and making fun of our accent? Send them back if you don't want them.
And it goes to -40C/F here, too, you wimp.

BTWPLA: Nova Scotians are famous for collectively getting drunk every night of the week and stealing Albertans' jobs because our city boys work twice as hard as their country boys. IMAGINE OUR COUNTRY BOYS.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: M-26-7 on July 26, 2007, 07:45:19 PM
I have one question:
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Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: Tachyon on July 26, 2007, 07:49:17 PM
For one thing, that's a misquote. For another, the English language wasn't invented in the states, nor only spoken there. Do you speak Spanish?
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: M-26-7 on July 26, 2007, 07:56:18 PM
I'm just fucking with you. Most of my relatives are Canadian. Also I wasn't suggesting that English was invented in the states.

And Minime, I speak Latin, badly.
Title: Re: Ask me anything about Canada!
Post by: spsmckintra on October 17, 2008, 12:41:29 PM
Favourite Shows:

Little Mosque
The National w/ Peter mansbridge
L'Assemble du Quebec
That channel where the Surete du Quebec posts mugshots and films of missing persons and crimes................Ah yes! Avis du Recherche?
BEV Customer in US