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Other Stuff That Has Little To Do With PLA => General Discussions => Topic started by: Raptor on June 13, 2007, 02:48:18 PM
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I put this together a few days ago,
It's a Rap by a fictitious "gangsta" named Ice^3 or "Ice Cubed" from the Fictitious album of "Straight outta' Cambridge"
I just hope no other rapper incorporates ice cubes into their name...
tell me what you think!
Ice Cubed:
You better Reboot your motherboard n’ call AOL
Cuz I’m hackin yo computer up and sendin’ in to hell
FTP to da PHP, upload Trojan.exe
3,2,1 Kablam Kapow
Your internet security just threw in the towel
In a 64 Bit world you’re a 2 bit user
I got a key combination for ya
Ctrl-Alt-Loser
My game isn’t women, blow, or fast cars
My fingers don’t squeeze triggers
My hands split cards
Pokémon, Yugio, Magic the gatherin’ fool
Just throw me a starter deck and I’ll take you to school
I may not ride DUBS, Im not bustin spinnaz,
But when I roll into the math club,
They all know that I’m a winna
Got MIT Bling, Solid Au
The periodic tables where its at foo’
I may not be a playa but I’m no busta fool
My Rymez as cold as Ice, cuz my names Ice cubed!
Comin’ Straight outta’ Cambridge,
Frontin fresh of the streets,
I got gangsta beats,
I got teevas on my feets
I ain’t down with thugs,
I don’t do drugs,
I got my name on my coffee mug
[Ice Cubed!]
A level 200 Paladin, I’m a read Mac Daddy,
You challenge me to a duel,
You’ll get ground more than hamburger patty
I’m strapped!
With my Twelve thousand watt taser,
and if that don’t stop you,
I’m bustin’ star wars lasers
I’m Harder than Fitty Cent,
Cuz I charge a dollar
If you need a broker for your stocks
Just gimme a holler
At school they call me a Loser-nerd-dork
I live with my mom, I eat my pizza with a fork
But they’ll all see, How stuff turns out for me
When I got 12 Mill in the bank, I can buy my own tank
and a Yacht, 8 Mansions, and a House on a Lake
I ain’t no Ice cream, But I am an Ice Cubed
This video is up for download
over at youtube
My dope is caffeine,
I’m down with the dean
A clean mean money makin’ machine
bill gates might be rich,
but Im open source
Wana learn how to hack?
I’m teachin the course
Don’t make me H4Xz0r ur Cr4xz0r
and Br34xz0r ur B4xz0r
I like girls who are action packed and warrantee backed
You ring me up, and I’ll give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond
So long now fools, you know what you’ve heard
Im goin out with an I to da C to da E to da W0rd
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Scale of one to ten? Like a six. You should try making it more complex by using multiple syllable rhymes and not switching meter. Also, I think you "bit" (Hip-hop for plaigerize) from Wierd Al in there some where.
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good shit!! i wish u record it, i bet it would sound good over a dr dre beat.... u do music treally? u should put a lp or ep, whichever u can mng and sell it at defcon, ill buy 1! 2 even!! just get it made and let me kno where ur gonna sell them.. my fav line is
FTP to da PHP, upload Trojan.exe
that happenz all the time i hear, i bet people are like u talkin bought me??!?!? dissin me?!?!? lolz, i can tell ur a real hacker knowin stuff like that.
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I upgraded weird al's rap into the 21's century.
He was talking about a 32 bit world
And I admit "trojan.exe" comes off pretty weak but It rhymes better than some other shit
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Try switching open instead of upload in the trojan line. Open is a near rhyme for trojan so it'll work as an "in-line" rhyme.
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When you plagiarized Weird Al
By not giving him his props
He might join this board later on
And drop ALL YOUR DOCs!
...fool!
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I reserve the rappa name "mc_ftw"
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Only if I can be MC ESSTEE EFFYOU
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Eazy-A
How's "Ninja's with Attitude" sound?
Or Core 3 Trio
if its only 3 gangstas
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I'm down my caucausion brother. Let's rock the mic like a kilo of cocaine!
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Should say "solid Au." AU is a compound that doesn't exist. You got back, trev?
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uhh..., Sorry there frog, by Caps Lock key must have jammed or something!
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But you can't be a level 200 paladin! This is an outrage!
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But you can't be a level 200 paladin! This is an outrage!
[youtube=425,350]UZCWUIgWe3g[/youtube]
Dungeon Masters don't have levels. Dork...
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umm not sure but isn't straight outta cambridge weird al's cd album name. its weird because weird al made a parody to NWA's song straight outta compton and then your making a parody to weird al's parody. its a parody of a parody..
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I had a friend who used to do that. Lesson learned: parodying a parody is lame because chances are very good that Weird Al did it a lot better than you can.
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weird al is Strait outta lynwood
I am an OG. that means ORIGINAL GANGSTER. (Who raps about hard drive mounts)
has anyone ever heard Christian Rap? That stuff is scraping the bottom of the barell. I mean, its "hard to be "hard"" when rapping about how your down with JC.
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(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7151/r342rq.jpg)
Thank you for doing this to my face.
I must admit, it is a hell of a lot better than that fucked up shit that half of my race puts out. Keep working on it and who knows, you might be able to replace that horrible song at the start of BinRev Radiio. ;)
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minor details but "pizza with a fork" should have a spork instead