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Title: Penelope Cruz
Post by: frog on July 05, 2007, 05:50:47 PM

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Yes.

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: mr_doc on July 05, 2007, 05:54:06 PM

I'd knock the dust off that

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: Nod on July 05, 2007, 09:01:19 PM

I'd give her a chili dog and an angry pirate.

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: Tachyon on July 05, 2007, 09:05:56 PM

I'd like to bury my bone in her backyard.

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: PHISH-PHREAK on July 05, 2007, 09:08:47 PM

I'd like to bite her dog to death.

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: Nod on July 05, 2007, 09:14:07 PM

I'd like to -edited- her -edited- while I -edited- with a firehouse a -edited- six monkeys -edited- my -edited- and an Episcopepalian and three Baptists that -edited- her -edited-.

Then she'd masturbate to meatspin.com while I watched. Her I mean, not meatspin. That's just gross.

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: Mr.Cactus on July 06, 2007, 10:39:32 AM

No not meatspin meat phone

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: Nod on July 07, 2007, 01:14:54 AM

As long as it's not pork. No p0rk f0r t3h j00

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: PHISH-PHREAK on July 07, 2007, 08:39:10 PM

Did someone say meatspin?

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Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: Nod on July 07, 2007, 09:36:08 PM

I'M SO DIGUSTED! BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY!

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: Mr.Cactus on July 07, 2007, 09:45:29 PM

hawt111!!!!1111 one one one one

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: PHISH-PHREAK on July 07, 2007, 09:56:46 PM

Meatspin isn't gay, the balls don't touch.

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: Nod on July 08, 2007, 10:34:09 AM

Quote from: PHISH-PHREAK on July 07, 2007, 09:56:46 PM

Meatspin isn't gay, the balls don't touch.

Is that the only qualification for gay? That the balls have to touch?

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: BaconStrips on July 10, 2007, 06:29:22 AM

that and making eye contact!

Title: Re: Penelope Cruz
Post by: Nod on July 10, 2007, 07:32:08 AM

What if you didn't post stupid shit every five seconds?

So the qualifications for gay are now balls touching and eyecontact. Luckily I'm only guilty of eye contact. Honestly though, I only looked in her eyes 'cause she kept calling me Daddy.