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Pranks => Prank Phone Calls => Topic started by: themainman on July 17, 2007, 07:40:01 PM

Title: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
Post by: themainman on July 17, 2007, 07:40:01 PM
I have just found out that my wife of 5 years has been cheating on me with a mexican! Please help me and give his ass a call!
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Post by: Tachyon on July 17, 2007, 07:40:30 PM
OH NOES NOT A MEXICAN!
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Post by: PHISH-PHREAK on July 17, 2007, 07:42:33 PM
Errr, since when has Jay been a Mexican name?
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Post by: rbcp on July 17, 2007, 07:56:41 PM
Someone should call it and ask the evil Mexican what themainman's phone number is and we'll post that and see how he likes it.
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Post by: 0skillz on July 17, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
damn, cut the poor guy some slack.  I think we should teach this Fu*ktard a lesson (the cheating asshole) and call the number a few good times.
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Post by: Tachyon on July 17, 2007, 08:37:43 PM
I think you should stick your dick in a lightbulb socket, but it's just not in the cards right now.
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Post by: becki1974 on July 17, 2007, 08:40:06 PM
With haroldpackers post and themainmans post I didnt realize so many scorned lovers register on this site for the sole purpose of just seeking revenge. And themainman, yea,your wife cheated on you but we all know that it takes 2 to cheat right?
Title: Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
Post by: becki1974 on July 17, 2007, 08:41:08 PM
damn, cut the poor guy some slack.  I think we should teach this Fu*ktard a lesson (the cheating asshole) and call the number a few good times.
couldnt the cheating wife be the asshole too?
Title: Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
Post by: splynt0r on July 17, 2007, 10:15:20 PM
Maybe your wife is cheating on you because your an asshole.
Maybe you should go away and get a life.
On the other hand you could also just go away. ;D
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Post by: Raptor on July 18, 2007, 04:21:28 AM
Maybe she just likes it a little Spicy  ;)
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Post by: frog on July 18, 2007, 04:36:35 AM
I don't know what changed, but everyone used to register and ask for tips on how to tap their spouse's phone. Now everyone just wants to prank call them. Not sure if that's an improvement.
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Post by: 0skillz on July 18, 2007, 05:06:16 AM
Maybe your wife is cheating on you because your an asshole.
Maybe you should go away and get a life.
On the other hand you could also just go away. ;D

No, she is a cheating asshole too.
Title: Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
Post by: 0skillz on July 18, 2007, 05:07:55 AM
damn, cut the poor guy some slack.  I think we should teach this Fu*ktard a lesson (the cheating asshole) and call the number a few good times.
couldnt the cheating wife be the asshole too?
She is a cheating asshole too............Ignore previous post, it was a mistaken reply to splynt0r
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Post by: trevelyn on July 18, 2007, 06:48:24 AM
Mehico eh? does cholo wear a red bandana or a blue one amigo?? cos to carlos, thats all that matters ese.  depending on the color you either have to bust a cap in his ass, or just let him have your wife mehng.
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Post by: Tachyon on July 18, 2007, 09:12:21 AM
Maybe you should build her a cake or something.
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Post by: Raptor on July 18, 2007, 12:50:39 PM
Maybe you should build her a cake or something.

"Build a cake" as in one with Wires and a detonator that goes under her car.
Title: Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
Post by: Nod on July 18, 2007, 06:56:24 PM
I think Tachyon means a yellow "cake" uranium bomb. Coincidently, Tachyon is actually where Saddam Hussien actually tried to purchase yellow cake uranium. It was not in Africa as the intelligence first suggested.
Title: Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
Post by: Tachyon on July 18, 2007, 07:05:32 PM
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!
Title: Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
Post by: Nod on July 18, 2007, 07:12:57 PM
Next time you'll be more careful about who you call with your meatphone. Don't you know how easy it is to tap into those calls? All I need is a transistor radio, a spatula, and half a bottle of catsup.
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Post by: Klar on July 18, 2007, 08:00:48 PM
Next time you'll be more careful about who you call with your meatphone. Don't you know how easy it is to tap into those calls? All I need is a transistor radio, a spatula, and half a bottle of catsup.

Pff, I've watched enough MacGyver to know that you need mustard, not catsup!
Title: Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
Post by: Nod on July 19, 2007, 09:43:27 PM
Uh. you use mustard on the LMeat phone, not the Meatphone.  Everyone knows that. You lose.

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