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Title: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: spessa on August 15, 2007, 11:02:28 AM: This is utterly ridiculous...why haven't you people bought a ton of the new style phoneloser shirt yet? Are you scared your mommy will ask you what it's all about or something? Maybe she'll actually GO to phonelosers.org and check you into rehab for being a deviant?

I really don't appreciate how rude and inconsiderate you all are for not getting these shirts SWIFTLY out of rbcp's "closet." I had no where to hang up my shit while I was there, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT. So buy the damned shirt today. And make sure it's a grey one. Chicks really love grey. I hear they're all over it these days. I know I am. And if you're a female and not a lesbian, therefore disinterested in how other females will feel about your sexy new grey shirt, then buy the smallest size available in order to accentuate your boobies.

Are you concerned about the price? You can easily steal 15 dollars from your mother's purse. If you just refrain from going to the mall for one day, or don't buy any Orange Julius or stupid jewelry from Hot Topic while you're there, you've got it made. Although I take no responsibility for the spanking you get when your mom finds her chuch offering money missing.

So don't even consider arguing with me and buy a shirt now.

http://www.phonelosers.org/storecart/category.php?id_category=1
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Tachyon on August 15, 2007, 11:06:57 AM: I already did, the very first day they were offered. It's rbcp's own damn fault for buying shirts in colours other than black (hackers only wear black) anyway.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on August 15, 2007, 11:12:33 AM: Hey, there's tons of black. There's just way more grey since people rarely buy those. But I agree with Spessa, my closet is WAY too full and I sure could use the space for visitors and/or lots of Hawaiian shirts. Everyone send me as much money possible.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: gangals on August 15, 2007, 11:32:31 AM: I'm not a fan of large blotches of non-breathable plastic on shirts, they make me sweat...

Plus I'm a liked the old style shirt anyway as it had most of its display on the back rather than a fugly design on the front.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: spessa on August 15, 2007, 11:53:31 AM: OMG, you must have been under the impression that I was asking about your opinion of the new shirt. Let me clarify that I was indeed NOT asking about your opinion, you filthy plastic hating hippie. No one ever said you HAVE to wear it, just BUY it. Line your litter box with it or cut out the logo for a DIY phonelosers flag for your deck or window. Turn it into mulch for your garden where you grow organic vegetables. Put it under your hippie patchouli oils. Wipe up the ashses from your NAG CHAMPA incense with it.

The possibilities are endless, but you have to actually HAVE the shirt first. Hurry up.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Tachyon on August 15, 2007, 12:12:23 PM: I really did like the shirt design, but it started to flake apart after a few runs through the wash.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: spessa on August 15, 2007, 12:25:07 PM: SIGH, you are not helping me sell shirts with your valid complaints! Go write a review at epinions.com or something.

Of course, you could just buy another one since your original shirt has become unsatisfactory. That would make me happy.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on August 15, 2007, 03:02:37 PM: Quote from: Tachyon on August 15, 2007, 12:12:23 PM
I really did like the shirt design, but it started to flake apart after a few runs through the wash.

No way, I wash mine about once a week and it's not flaking. Quit using rocks as laundry detergent!
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: spessa on August 15, 2007, 06:52:23 PM: I've washed all of mine too, several times. I'm clean like that. No luck getting the logo to flake off though. I'll keep trying.

They are also IMPOSSIBLE to stain with semen, for those of you in the age range "nocturnal emissions." That's just the kind of quality thing RBCP has made for you ungrateful bastards (the shirts, not the semen.) So everyone buy like 7. That way you only HAVE TO wash them once a week.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: M-26-7 on August 15, 2007, 07:44:18 PM: Quote from: spessa on August 15, 2007, 06:52:23 PM
I've washed all of mine too, several times. I'm clean like that. No luck getting the logo to flake off though. I'll keep trying.

They are also IMPOSSIBLE to stain with semen, for those of you in the age range "nocturnal emissions." That's just the kind of quality thing RBCP has made for you ungrateful bastards (the shirts, not the semen.) So everyone buy like 7. That way you only HAVE TO wash them once a week.
Can clothes even be stained by semen?

Also, are you a man or a women. just out of curiousity.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: murd0c on August 16, 2007, 04:23:43 AM: I've been washing my shirts in the industrial washers down at the laundromat and I got no cracks in my screenprinting. These shirts are awesome, and I'm glad I bought the only two pink ones in exsistence.

Hey Spessa, how is that yellow NYNEX shirt working for you?
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: trevelyn on August 16, 2007, 06:37:50 AM: I have 4 of them, i wash them a lot - no flakage here. I recommend the shirts to anyone really, they are nice quality, comfy, and make people ask you what it means when you work for a phone company and you wear it to work. ;) <3 PLA.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Tachyon on August 16, 2007, 10:13:04 AM: Well that's fucked up then...I'll order another one when I get paid.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on August 16, 2007, 10:38:12 AM: Quote from: Tachyon on August 16, 2007, 10:13:04 AM
Well that's fucked up then...I'll order another one when I get paid.

If your shirt is seriously messed up, send it back to me. Or take a picture of this extreme flakeage. I'll send you a new one if it's really bad. This is the first I've heard of any of them having a problem. The t-shirt company I got them from have been around for a really long time (they did the original "Ever been hopelessly harassed..." tshirts back in 1996) so I'm sure they know what they're doing. Maybe they forgot to do that heat treatment thing on it after they screened it. Or something.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Raptor on August 16, 2007, 01:43:29 PM: I love the shirt I won in the contest, thanks RBCP. Do you have boxes of shirts and PLA merch. stacked up at your house?
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: trevelyn on August 16, 2007, 01:45:42 PM: Quote from: Raptor on August 16, 2007, 01:43:29 PM
Do you have boxes of shirts and PLA merch. stacked up at your house?
that would be like being in heaven??
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: spessa on August 16, 2007, 03:09:44 PM: I still have my "Ever been hopelessly harassed..." shirt and it's not flaking either. Although there's a bleach stain on the front. I don't think that's the screen printer's fault.

MR. DOC you're the best, since you decided that my nagging might decrease if you just hurried up and bought a shirt. Thank you. I love you.

All you other fuckers can roast in hell 'til you buy a really durable t-shirt. I'm really not kidding.

Ever been hopelessly harassed by a "women" with a talent for nagging, day in and day out for over a year straight? (Or until the shirt supply diminishes SIGNIFICANTLY.) You will!
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: samo on August 16, 2007, 03:10:06 PM: Quote from: spessa on August 15, 2007, 11:02:28 AM
This is utterly ridiculous...why haven't you people bought a ton of the new style phoneloser shirt yet? Are you scared your mommy will ask you what it's all about or something? Maybe she'll actually GO to phonelosers.org and check you into rehab for being a deviant?

In fact, yes. My parents would throw a fit.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: spessa on August 16, 2007, 03:28:09 PM: It would rule if your parents threw a fit. If they're that kind of people, I think they deserve 15 dollars stolen from them.

Or wouldn't it be fun to wear a regular shirt when you leave for the day, and then change in the middle school bathroom right before school starts? That always makes you feel all naughty. You really should do it.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on August 16, 2007, 03:28:41 PM: Quote from: Raptor on August 16, 2007, 01:43:29 PM
Do you have boxes of shirts and PLA merch. stacked up at your house?

Here's some pictures of the PLA Headquarters in beautiful, sunny, southern Albany, Oregon. First there's the button-making department. All those black containers are filled with buttons that are sold on Ebay and the PLA web site.

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1328/1141700273_0ca838e636_m.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52904685@N00/1141700273/)

Above the button-making table, we have numerous shelves, one containing some white plastic drawers which house the bright orange PLA stickers. The bottom drawer used to hold PLA pens, but I gave the rest of those away to Trevelyn recently. On top of the drawers are a few dozen back issues of Phoneloser Monthly. And on top of the wire mesh CD holder are 3 boxes full of PLA/UPL business cards. There used to be stacks of PLA Media CDs, but I stopped trying to sell those earlier this year since there's just way too much copyrighted music on them thanks to PLA Radio.

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1308/1141700305_e87dcf144b_m.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52904685@N00/1141700305/)

Next is the wall of PLA shirts. All that is left are the college-style shirts. Tons of gray since nobody buys those. But I make sure to keep plenty of black in stock since that's what 90% of all hackers prefer. Only the right half of that closet bar are PLA shirts. The rest are mine. That's right, my own sweaty pit stains rub against some of the shirts before they're shipped out.

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1219/1141700309_51e7a840f2_m.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52904685@N00/1141700309/)

The support bar in the middle separates PLA shirts from my own. The orange shirt on "my side" is my really cool Pee Wee Herman shirt. The dark orange, white, and brown are all PLA shirts. And, of course, so are the big globs of black and gray shirts.

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1141700319_91919f9790_m.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52904685@N00/1141700319/)x(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1401/1141700327_5e4be70b49_m.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/52904685@N00/1141700327/)
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on August 16, 2007, 03:46:26 PM: Quote from: spessa on August 16, 2007, 03:09:44 PM
I still have my "Ever been hopelessly harassed..." shirt and it's not flaking either. Although there's a bleach stain on the front. I don't think that's the screen printer's fault.

I found my shirt like that in storage a month ago. It was looking pretty bad. It was a little faded, but not flaky. But there were stains all over it and the neck area was all frayed and stretched. I put it in my box to donate to Salvation Army. Anyone who's at the East Alton, IL Salvation Army can probably pick it up really cheap! That is, if they didn't just throw that one away. It was in terrible condition.

My PLA Harley shirt, printed in 2004, is starting to flake. But that printer wasn't too professional. He splattered orange specks all over the white parts of the shirt and his shop was a mess. Things stacked all over machines, had to walk on stacks of papers to get around, etc. He was a nice guy but didn't seem like the most reliable person. He barely got the shirts done for me in time for HOPE. He was the cheapest in Alton and there was a reason for that. I didn't plan to use him again.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Zazen on August 16, 2007, 04:04:39 PM: Quote from: spessa on August 16, 2007, 03:09:44 PM
Ever been hopelessly harassed by a "women" with a talent for nagging, day in and day out for over a year straight?

Your husband is a lucky man!

But seriously, I see a brown T-shirt in the photograph, but I can't buy it in the store. Is it extra-large?
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: spessa on August 16, 2007, 04:13:58 PM: The brown is gorgeous. I recommend it. It's very helpful for blending in when you're standing in a woody forest.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: mr_doc on August 16, 2007, 04:30:31 PM: Offer them +5 karma for each shirt bought. Shakalakaka needs like 6 just to redeem himself. :D
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on August 16, 2007, 04:30:59 PM: Quote from: Zazen on August 16, 2007, 04:04:39 PM
But seriously, I see a brown T-shirt in the photograph, but I can't buy it in the store. Is it extra-large?

Yep, it's an XL. The only one in existence! It'll be a collectors item for sure. Last time I ordered some black shirts, I had them throw in a few other miscellaneous colors too. I posted on phonelosers.org about it but didn't bother adding them to the store since they're limited editions. Next time I get more shirts I'll probably get different random colors. But that'll be a long time from now, probably.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: M-26-7 on August 16, 2007, 04:33:29 PM: I'd be interested in a red or brown.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on August 16, 2007, 04:37:23 PM: Quote from: M-26-7 on August 16, 2007, 04:33:29 PM
I'd be interested in a red or brown.

It's a race to see who can PayPal me money for that XL Brown! Go! There's also the dark orange one up there, which is also an XL.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: M-26-7 on August 16, 2007, 04:54:35 PM: An XL wouldn't fit me. I'm close to six feet, but I'm only 130 lbs.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: spessa on August 16, 2007, 05:06:13 PM: Since you're so proud of being thin, I think you should get the black one. Those are in smaller sizes! And everyone knows black makes you look even thinner. (Or is that vertical stripes? Shit, I can't remember.) Maybe you'll be invisible in the black shirt! YES! And then evading police will be even easier.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: M-26-7 on August 16, 2007, 05:22:38 PM: Still I'm going to wait and have my parents buy me one.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: murd0c on August 18, 2007, 07:30:49 AM: You can tell in this picture that the PLA harley shirt is fading out:

(http://murd0c.net/bong.png)

The back is even more faded! I demand a re-issue of these t-shirts!
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: trevelyn on August 20, 2007, 11:45:49 AM: you read takedown? how was it? nice phone, bee tee dub.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: frog on August 20, 2007, 04:47:37 PM: Quote from: murd0c on August 18, 2007, 07:30:49 AM
You can tell in this picture that the PLA harley shirt is fading out:

Yeah, you can tell something else is fading out, too.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: scotttherobot on August 20, 2007, 06:49:12 PM: Quote from: frog on August 20, 2007, 04:47:37 PM

Yeah, you can tell something else is fading out, too.

so cruel, but so true! Maybe he should call one of those guys on the TV commercials. ::)
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: frog on August 20, 2007, 07:17:12 PM: Quote from: scotttherobot on August 20, 2007, 06:49:12 PM
so cruel, but so true! Maybe he should call one of those guys on the TV commercials. ::)

I have no idea what's true. I just used one of my formulae for insults and it doesn't make any sense here. So you're guilty of one count me-too, one count insulting a mod, and one count unliked newb. I curse you and your house.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: scotttherobot on August 20, 2007, 07:21:40 PM: Thats what he gets for telling me to "shoot up your school."
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: M-26-7 on August 20, 2007, 07:29:57 PM: He gets to have a newb pwn'd? Boy murd0c you should tell more people to shoot up there schoolz so newbs can be ridiculed.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: scotttherobot on August 20, 2007, 07:40:56 PM: Quote from: M-26-7 on August 20, 2007, 07:29:57 PM
He gets to have a newb pwn'd? Boy murd0c you should tell more people to shoot up there schoolz so newbs can be ridiculed.

I am glad you enjoyed it. I aim to please.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Tachyon on August 20, 2007, 09:31:15 PM: Aim for one of your vital organs.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: murd0c on August 21, 2007, 02:56:28 AM: All of you shoot up your schools. I look hot and get sex every night. So there.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Zazen on August 24, 2007, 04:40:28 PM: I've just received my brown shirt and I'm very pleased with it. It also came with some stickers and buttons and a DVD and a luggage tag that has someone elses name and phone number on it. I'm not sure how the luggage tag will help me but the rest is excellent.

Everyone should have one of these fine shirts. I put mine on and got laid within a few minutes. AAA+++++++++
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on August 24, 2007, 10:15:31 PM: The name on the luggage tag is a name I used to live under. And the phone number is the old PLA voicemail. Glad you like the shirt!
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Zazen on August 25, 2007, 03:46:20 AM: (Yeah, I knew that.)

By the way, there were some flaking problems when I ran the shirt through the wash (photo attached)
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: mr_doc on August 25, 2007, 04:20:37 AM: that's grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Zerobio on September 04, 2007, 10:19:07 AM: you need to get xxxl ones for us fat people with money people at comcast love my shirts
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: gangals on September 04, 2007, 10:43:50 AM: Wait, Comcast employees can read?

Crap, I just lost $5.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on September 04, 2007, 12:25:13 PM: Quote from: Zerobio on September 04, 2007, 10:19:07 AM
you need to get xxxl ones for us fat people with money people at comcast love my shirts

There are plenty of XXXL in black or gray.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: murd0c on September 04, 2007, 12:28:35 PM: Quote from: rbcp on September 04, 2007, 12:25:13 PM
Quote from: Zerobio on September 04, 2007, 10:19:07 AM
you need to get xxxl ones for us fat people with money people at comcast love my shirts

There are plenty of XXXL in black or gray.

YEAH FATTY!
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: mr_doc on September 04, 2007, 03:35:52 PM: when you send his shirt, make sure he gets a flier for the phonelosers diet.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: trevelyn on September 05, 2007, 09:54:44 AM: Quote from: mr_doc on September 04, 2007, 03:35:52 PM
when you send his shirt, make sure he gets a flier for the phonelosers diet.

+1 1337 for teh lulz.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Chinaski on December 09, 2007, 04:02:12 PM: I'd love to get my greedy hands on some of your shoddy merchandise but you're out of stock (it seems).

My plan was to surprise and present myself with a PLA shirt for Christmas but now it's all in jeopardy. So if you happen to have one shirt (XL) lying around in the basement let me know will you.

And keep on updating the site . I was glad to see that you put up some new content in the last few months. Also I'd love to download a new episode of PLA radio. I listen to prank calls and shit all day on my way to work and it's a long drive so I need new content. I used to vote on podcastalley, I think that's where I discovered your show to begin with so a new episode would definitely be nice.

PLA rocks, keep on doing the good work!

Greetings to all
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: murd0c on December 09, 2007, 04:04:44 PM: Quote from: Chinaski on December 09, 2007, 04:02:12 PM
I'd love to get my greedy hands on some of your shoddy merchandise but you're out of stock (it seems).

My plan was to surprise and present myself with a PLA shirt for Christmas but now it's all in jeopardy. So if you happen to have one shirt (XL) lying around in the basement let me know will you.

And keep on updating the site . I was glad to see that you put up some new content in the last few months. Also I'd love to download a new episode of PLA radio. I listen to prank calls and shit all day on my way to work and it's a long drive so I need new content. I used to vote on podcastalley, I think that's where I discovered your show to begin with so a new episode would definitely be nice.

PLA rocks, keep on doing the good work!

Greetings to all

Drop Brad an e-mail at rbcp at phonelosers dot org
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rbcp on December 10, 2007, 08:05:43 AM: Quote from: Chinaski on December 09, 2007, 04:02:12 PM
I'd love to get my greedy hands on some of your shoddy merchandise but you're out of stock (it seems).

It looks like the stock quantities were all messed up. This happens when people fill out the order form for merchandise and never pay, or when they skip the order form and pay me directly for things. But it's my fault for not keeping it up to date. I just updated the quantities of the shirts and the hats and it looks like everything is currently available. Besides the gray and black shirts, there are are also 2 white shirts (L and XL) and then an XL rust-colored shirt (I forget the official name for that color).
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: CH4D5n07v3ry1337 on February 21, 2008, 11:04:46 PM: I would purchase one but I don't think they come in size "fat", My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.. I guess i'll have to stick with buttons
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: s1acker on February 21, 2008, 11:08:29 PM: Quote from: rbcp on September 04, 2007, 12:25:13 PM
Quote from: Zerobio on September 04, 2007, 10:19:07 AM
you need to get xxxl ones for us fat people with money people at comcast love my shirts

There are plenty of XXXL in black or gray.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: mr_doc on March 10, 2008, 05:56:09 PM: There's 2 nipples inside my shirt. What should I do?
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rogueclown on March 10, 2008, 06:41:03 PM: wonder how in the world you managed to get a girl to put on your PLA shirt?
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Nod on March 10, 2008, 08:02:48 PM: Rogue Clown: Implying that men don't have any nipples since 2008.
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: jx on March 11, 2008, 12:10:18 PM: Quote from: mr_doc on March 10, 2008, 05:56:09 PM
There's 2 nipples inside my shirt. What should I do?

RUN! They'll keep up for a while but eventually you'll outrun them. Good luck! ;) :)
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: rogueclown on March 11, 2008, 03:37:45 PM: Quote from: LordNod on March 10, 2008, 08:02:48 PM
Rogue Clown: Implying that men don't have any nipples since 2008.

or maybe i was just being optimistic? ;)
Title: Re: Buy a shirt, fuckbags
Post by: Tachyon on March 11, 2008, 05:10:22 PM: This brings irredeemably painful images to mind...

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