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Title: Inventory your pockets
Post by: mgrossa on June 30, 2006, 10:28:50 AM: Front Left Pocket-
Motorola RazrV3 Cellular Phone
Visine original
Dark green electric Bic lighter
2 Namco tokens

Front Right Pocket-
4 Various padlock keys
4 House/room keys
1 Key for Target's fire exit
1 Norridge knox box key, 1 broken pin
1 Unidentified key
1 Keychain

Back Left Pocket
2 Jewelery bags
1 AMEX Open for Business prepaid debit card
Strip of 4 Sensormatic EAS labels

Back Right Pocket
3 One dollar bills
2 Two dollar bills (ask for these next time you go to the bank, it confuses the hell out of cashiers because they don't know where to put them in the register)
1 Five dollar bill
4 Twenty dollar bills
2 Fifty dollar bills
1 Business card for Anthony Ortolano, paralegal
1 CTA Reduced Fare Transit Card
1 ChicagoCard RFID-FTW-My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
1 Palmer House Hilton Keycard
1 Fedex/Kinkos SmartCard
1 Miranda Rights/Use of Force Scale card
1 AT&T Calling Card
1 Cheap-as-hell Mexican calling card
2 Quarters
1 Dime
1 Nickel
1 Wallet

I know you have nothing better to do, so take everything out of your pockets and TYPE!
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: beerfuck on June 30, 2006, 10:50:52 AM: Quote from: mgrossa on June 30, 2006, 10:28:50 AM
I know you have nothing better to do, so take everything out of your pockets and TYPE!
You got me there.

Front right:
Razx V3M
black comb

Front left:
nothing
ipaq h5550 clipped outside

Back right:
Apartment key and car key on an I <3 NY keychain (since my gf took MY keys today)

Back left:
Tri-fold genuine baseball-glove-leather Cleveland Indians (and severely shredded) wallet:
$16 cash
Various ATM receipts
Various cards: Acme, Gamestop, Hollywood Video, Topps, Video Time, Mugzee's Wings, University copy machine card, Blockbuster, AAA, Visa Check Card, Old bank ATM card, Old Univeristy ID (cheap movie tickets & haircuts!), Driver's license, SS card
A poem my gf wrote me when we met
A Visa gift card with 30 cents on it
Spare apartment and car key (because I got tired of locking myself out)
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: rbcp on June 30, 2006, 11:12:38 AM: Quote from: beerfuck on June 30, 2006, 10:50:52 AM
ipaq h5550 clipped outside

YOU FUCKING CHEATER!
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 30, 2006, 11:45:15 AM: Quote from: mgrossa on June 30, 2006, 10:28:50 AM
1 CTA Reduced Fare Transit Card
1 ChicagoCard RFID-FTW-My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
1 Palmer House Hilton Keycard

Do you live in Chicago, or are you just visiting?

Oh yeah,

back right pocket: my wallet
front right pocket: my keys, $1.37 cents in change, mostly quarters
front left pocket: cellphone
back left pocket: nothing

shirt pocket: a slip of paper with a phone number on it
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: rbcp on June 30, 2006, 12:02:27 PM: front right:
Pink, diamond studded Sidekick 3

back right:
Helo Kity wallet

back left:
Purple Bic comb

front left:
Strawberry Shortcake keychain, containing my house keys and key to my yellow VW Bug.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: mgrossa on June 30, 2006, 12:59:29 PM: Quote from: Colonel Panic on June 30, 2006, 11:45:15 AM
Quote from: mgrossa on June 30, 2006, 10:28:50 AM
1 CTA Reduced Fare Transit Card
1 ChicagoCard RFID-FTW-My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
1 Palmer House Hilton Keycard

Do you live in Chicago, or are you just visiting?

Oh yeah,

back right pocket: my wallet
front right pocket: my keys, $1.37 cents in change, mostly quarters
front left pocket: cellphone
back left pocket: nothing

shirt pocket: a slip of paper with a phone number on it
I live in Chicago, 1 mile from Norridge.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: Colonel Panic on June 30, 2006, 03:21:29 PM: I live in Chicago, near Belmont & Western.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: GreyFox on June 30, 2006, 03:41:43 PM: Front left pocket: Fry's Electronics invoice
Front right pocket: Earbud headphones
Right cargo pocket: Count Zero by William Gibson
Left cargo pocket: PSP
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: beerfuck on July 01, 2006, 12:06:23 PM: Quote from: rbcp on June 30, 2006, 11:12:38 AM
Quote from: beerfuck on June 30, 2006, 10:50:52 AM
ipaq h5550 clipped outside

YOU FUCKING CHEATER!

Heh. The clip thingie is inside the pocket...kinda. sorta. that damn thing is more like a laptop than pda. Im lucky I dont walk with a limp. Even Dockers Mobile Pants got nothing on this.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: murd0c on July 01, 2006, 12:44:39 PM: Left pocket:
Ring of keys: key to my Saturn SC-2, key to my house in NY, two keys to my house in KS, key to the store I work in and key to the OTHER store I worked in.
Silver Zippo(tm) lighter
One eighth, medium quality marijuana

Right pocket:
Double-blown glass pipe
Motorola Razr V3
Yellow Bic(tm) lighter
One $100 bill
Three $20 bills
Two $5 bills
Seven $1 bills.

Left pocket:
Wallet, containing drivers licence, college ID, health insurance card, Metrocard with $50 on it, roundtrip LIRR train ticket, social security card, bank cards and several slips of paper containing valuable docs and phone numbers.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: z09 on July 01, 2006, 06:44:56 PM: Quote from: murd0c on July 01, 2006, 12:44:39 PM
Motorola Razr V3

Oh, how I envy you. I am stuck with a sprint A900. Their horrible attempt at verizon!
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: Raptor on July 02, 2006, 08:29:48 AM: An empty wallet and a $5.00 check :(
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: ghostman on July 03, 2006, 05:47:42 AM: Left pocket - nothing
Right pocket - nothing
Back pocket - nothing
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: murd0c on June 23, 2007, 06:34:43 AM: Its a new year, time to inventory your pockets:

Left front pocket: One ring of keys, containing my car key, my keyless entry pad, the key to my house in NY, the keys to my old house in NY, the keys to my house in KS and a View Askew keychain

Right front pocket: RAZR V3, 1 $20 bill.

Left cargo pocket: Sony Cybershot DSC-S650
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: mrpeanut on June 23, 2007, 08:46:32 AM: im in my boxers, asshole.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: trevelyn on June 23, 2007, 08:58:28 AM: right front:

blue nokia bottle opener keychain with my deposit key, store key, and my last apartment key,
(i live in an awesome neighborhood now, i dont need to lock my doors.)
a Priority Mail tape wallet with various cards in it, MC, VISA Debit/Credit, GuitarWorld, Pizza Hat, PA state ID, 4 Jewelry store cards,
both of my EB/GameStop cards, borders bookstore card, rat shack rewards card, some others..
2 NDS games.

left front:

receipts for mail stuff to my PLA friends, and eating at Subway, and buying a coke from Equerd.
a few post it notes with addresses on them for my PLA friends, and my moms cellphone number.
a UTSTARCOMM 7025, happily paid for monthly, by my job.

side "cellphone pocket" (dickies)
a white Nintendo DS Lite with a Max Media Dock in it, containing the movie AIRPLANE, ELECTRIC DREAMS, 8 mp3's, an emulators for the DS ROMs, NES ROMs, SNES ROMs, and a few homebrew apps such as Aireplay, DSIRC, and DSOrganize.

back pocket left: $8
back pocket right: $290

in my pants: priceless.

Theres some things money can't buy, but thank goodness for capitalism.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: mr_doc on June 23, 2007, 09:57:51 AM: lint
dick
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: rbcp on June 26, 2007, 08:39:24 AM: I'm only wearing underwear right now and they don't have pockets. But my standard pocket inventory is my wallet (back right), my cell phone (front right), money and receipts (front left). My pockets are boring.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: gangals on June 26, 2007, 08:43:57 AM: My standard array:

Keys
Wallet,
Personal Cell Phone
Work Cell Phone
Knife
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: rbcp on June 26, 2007, 08:45:44 AM: Oh yeah, keys. Those go in the front left pocket with my money. But I usually just leave them in the car because I'm overly trusting.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: MattGSX on June 26, 2007, 10:55:35 AM: front right: receipts from grocery shopping this morning
cargo right: flash drive, Dell DJ-Ditty 512 mb mp3 player w/ earbuds
left pocket - keys to a car that hasn't ran in 3 months + key to my bike lock
left cargo - Kyocera Milano cellphone (it was free)
back pocket - glittery red vinyl Felix the Cat wallet with Mastercard check card, Discover Card, my old ATM card from my last bank (still have $3.12 in checking I can't withdraw and I don't want to order more checks), Fishing license, 2 sets of state issued ID, movie theatre gc, 4 eastbay giftcards (combined value: $.78), starbucks gc ($7), visa gift card ($1.32), Jimmy Johns punch card (only 2 punches left), my last pay stub, my Footlocker, Inc discount card, and a sticker with my locker comm for my instrument locker.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: trevelyn on June 26, 2007, 11:39:45 AM: did you mean the kyocera Milan? wow that phone sux, and i thought i had it bad.. :( Im sorry for you man.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: MattGSX on June 26, 2007, 12:39:24 PM: Quote from: trevelyn on June 26, 2007, 11:39:45 AM
did you mean the kyocera Milan? wow that phone sux, and i thought i had it bad.. :( Im sorry for you man.

Yeah, Milan. And I know it sux. You don't have to remind me. People here in WI aren't all that big on cell phone technology, so those of us who like taking advantage of free phone offers get shafted. Companies don't have to try that hard to impress the general public. Most of them are still confused about how to use their America Online to get on the World Wide Web.

I have to say, though, you New Englanders make for the most fucking annoying customers ever. All you do is complain and bitch because the rest of the world isn't one big fucking metro area. If I had a dollar for every PA or NY resident who called in and insisted on spelling things like road and street, or wouldn't even say words, but instead spell them... well... I'd be retired by now.

/rant
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: trevelyn on June 26, 2007, 03:12:01 PM: Quote
complain and bitch because the rest of the world isn't one big fucking metro area

what the fuck else should there be? Trees?? okay dewd. why dont you use the kx 13 to call someone who cares, and retire anyways cos your argument sucks.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: 503loser on June 27, 2007, 11:08:15 PM: Pocket inventory (4 total):
3 pockets - nothing
other pocket - my 9-year old, falling apart wallet (too cheap to buy a new one!), containing $14 cash, bus pass, 2 debit cards, Starbucks card I've never used (I don't like Starbucks but was a gift), library card, state photo ID, community college ID card, prepaid calling card from a Rite Aid, buy-10-get-1-free cards for 2 different coffee places (local, NOT Starbucks), buy-10-get-1-free card for a local pizza place, a piece of paper with a funny saying on it, and a tip card. Oh, and my house key.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: Mr.Cactus on June 28, 2007, 08:44:28 PM: Pocketknife on key chain, Keys for turning on vandal resistant water faucets, a key to open up irritrol sprinkler controllers and a shity cell phone
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: matthewr on June 28, 2007, 09:57:45 PM: front left: nothing
front right: nothing
front right really small useless pocket: nothing
rear left: some lint
rear right: nothing
shirt: nothing

Usually, I have my cell phone, a key, and some money.
Title: Re: Inventory your pockets
Post by: Tachyon on June 28, 2007, 10:54:29 PM: RFID-blocking wallet, two reciepts for cell phone minutes, shitty samsung cellphone, 2 sharpies.