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Title: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Tachyon on December 07, 2007, 02:50:02 PM
I'm assembling my first computer in years and it seems either time or extensive recreational drug use has wiped my memory of certain essential bits of information. I think I've hooked everything up fine except for the front panel. Is white (on the orange/white and green/white combos) positive or negative? When I push the power button nothing happens, but when it is released the hard drive LED flashes and the fan starts, then stops. I think either the switch is broken somehow or I've got the polarity wrong. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: gangals on December 07, 2007, 04:27:56 PM
With the power switches, it really doesn't matter which way you connect the case connection to the front panel mobo pins as all you are doing is completing a circuit.

How long does the computer stay on for when you release the power button?
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: trevelyn on December 07, 2007, 06:21:55 PM
you know what i do at weak-net?  i take a fuckin screw driver and find the two leads that make the power coming from the (usually the bottom right) mobo.  If you hit the right leads togther with it plugged in it will turn on.  also, if drugs have messed you up that bad, you may have the mobo in upside down or potentially backwards, check to make sure the huge pink parallel ports, USB ports and such are facing the back side of the case.  and if thats the case, then buy a new case or encase the case in a bigger case. case closed. heh.

naw, once you find the leads hook and "push button" switch up to it.  or make a remote starter from some IR LEDs from radio shack xD
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2007, 08:52:28 PM
Dude, something VERY Similar happened to me, turns out the motherboard was pressing up against the back of the case, causing a short on boot.

Check your spacers, and possibly remount the mobo with some insulator behind it.

Hope that helps.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: PHY-6 on December 09, 2007, 06:02:20 PM
That's why normal ass people buy computers pre-built.
Mobo is a stupid word, never use it again unless a dog with a cold orange backpack points at you and says "Ted DiBiase vs Roland Gift - The Dark Ages"
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Nod on December 09, 2007, 07:00:00 PM
That's why normal ass people buy computers pre-built.
Mobo is a stupid word, never use it again unless a dog with a cold orange backpack points at you and says "Ted DiBiase vs Roland Gift - The Dark Ages"

Posts like this are why people think you're a douche. Maybe instead of being an asshole you could try posting things that are relevant and helpful. I wouldn't hate you any less but maybe everyone else would.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: trevelyn on December 09, 2007, 08:34:08 PM
LordMod b& peeHwhydash6 plz kthx.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Tachyon on December 09, 2007, 08:40:58 PM
Hey I just noticed that some of my mounting screws have little grommets or washers on them...maybe that's the cause of the short? I figured that the board's traces must have some sort of plastic on top or they'd short out a lot easier than that though...
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Nod on December 09, 2007, 08:55:44 PM
LordMod b& peeHwhydash6 plz kthx.

Normally I'm ruthless with the banning stick (Ask anyone on LetsBeef.com and they'll tell you.) but I don't have the power on this board. SMF doesn't give moderators banning permissions by default like VBullitin does. He does need to be banned for a couple days at least. Him and undercoverfed both. If I could do it I would. Maybe murd0c will do it though.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Tachyon on December 09, 2007, 09:10:00 PM
SHHHH! Don't reveal our Kryptonite, fool!
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Raptor on December 10, 2007, 01:13:36 PM
The fact that the power button does something probably means its plugged in right. In the same assembly there are outputs for LED's and reset button. Maybe you have it plugged into the reset? But I still think there is a chance the back of the motherboard is touching somewhere. Building custom PC's is awesome though, one of my favorite activities  :)

Hope it works out for you Tachyon
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: trevelyn on December 10, 2007, 02:39:13 PM
unplug the HDD and then use a screw driver to the back of the Powersupply and move the little red switch from 120 to 215 ad then back again.  Then, unplug the ATX (rectangular) power supply from the MoBo itself.  then plug everything back in except the HDD, and try to turn it on.  Take all the components out, even the RAM, see what the problem is that way.  Hope this helps, I thought you didn see anything happen when you hit the switch. good luck, make the 1337 be with ye. - trev.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Tachyon on December 10, 2007, 06:31:37 PM
I'll try your suggestions in a little bit, thanks everyone who offered advice/encouragement! Also, I couldn't figure out where to mount the hard drive. I've always seen it in the stack with the other drives in the top hand corner of the case, but I can't seem to make the holes line up. I settled for sitting it gently in there and screwing one of the screws in to moderately secure it.

The case is fairly old (the brand new MOBO fits and everything else is dandy) but that doesn't seem to make teh sense because hard drives don't seem to have gotten smaller in the past half-decade at least. I hope my own stupidity is to blame here, because I actually went and gave that case a custom paint job back in the summer that I'm reasonable happy with.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: M-26-7 on December 10, 2007, 07:05:41 PM
Oddly your [undercoverfed] IP appears to be from Chicago
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: PHY-6 on December 10, 2007, 07:20:06 PM
That's why normal ass people buy computers pre-built.
Mobo is a stupid word, never use it again unless a dog with a cold orange backpack points at you and says "Ted DiBiase vs Roland Gift - The Dark Ages"

Posts like this are why people think you're a douche. Maybe instead of being an asshole you could try posting things that are relevant and helpful. I wouldn't hate you any less but maybe everyone else would.

I honestly wasn't trying to be an asshole. I like Tachyon, he can come over to my hood and hard ball a female family member of his choice. We're best friends. I know his SSN, and DOB and his favorite color. My point is / was that people who can't or are too lazy to type out words such as 'motherboard' are mental vegetarians and are using ancient vocabulary that only the guy from Computer Renaissance uses anymore to describe a piece of computer equipment. Whether or not the person in question decides to be a real fucking awesome human being or not by calling the duck a duck when he sees a duck instead of calling it a dck is entirely up to him. Murdoc doesn't need to ban me, I'm the only person on these forums that offers any bit of true entertainment or life-enriching advice. I'm like an episode of Simpsons. I make little sense at times and the message is skewed, but the moral of the story is always positive. There are golden grahams flowing from the ceiling and my sleeves, but I'm too pre-occupied with defeating Number Munchers to be bothered with either.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Nod on December 10, 2007, 07:26:13 PM
That's why normal ass people buy computers pre-built.
Mobo is a stupid word, never use it again unless a dog with a cold orange backpack points at you and says "Ted DiBiase vs Roland Gift - The Dark Ages"

Posts like this are why people think you're a douche. Maybe instead of being an asshole you could try posting things that are relevant and helpful. I wouldn't hate you any less but maybe everyone else would.

I honestly wasn't trying to be an asshole. I like Tachyon, he can come over to my hood and hard ball a female family member of his choice. We're best friends. I know his SSN, and DOB and his favorite color. My point is / was that people who can't or are too lazy to type out words such as 'motherboard' are mental vegetarians and are using ancient vocabulary that only the guy from Computer Renaissance uses anymore to describe a piece of computer equipment. Whether or not the person in question decides to be a real fucking awesome human being or not by calling the duck a duck when he sees a duck instead of calling it a dck is entirely up to him. Murdoc doesn't need to ban me, I'm the only person on these forums that offers any bit of true entertainment or life-enriching advice. I'm like an episode of Simpsons. I make little sense at times and the message is skewed, but the moral of the story is always positive. There are golden grahams flowing from the ceiling and my sleeves, but I'm too pre-occupied with defeating Number Munchers to be bothered with either.

Huh. Good enough for me. And +1 for the Ted DiBiase refrence 'cause I <3 wrestling.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: PHY-6 on December 10, 2007, 07:57:11 PM
Side note concerning Ted DiBiase:

He has made appearances at local churches since the late 90's viciously denouncing modern pro wrestling for it's sinful and degrading façade shortly after becoming a minister.

He was a creative consultant, road agent, booker and producer for WWE until 2006.

SLAM!
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Nod on December 10, 2007, 09:46:12 PM
He was on the fifteenth anniversary episode of RAW tonight as well. I'm a HUGE wrestling fan. Also, it looks like DX might be back. Besides the four hourseman I'd say they were the greatest stable in the history of wrestling.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: murd0c on December 11, 2007, 05:17:30 AM
PHY stays, quit reporting posts to me, you stupid moderator jew.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Nod on December 11, 2007, 12:39:24 PM
I don't mind PHY, but undercoverfed is SUPERPHAIL.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Tachyon on December 11, 2007, 02:05:55 PM
PHY brings teh funny, but undercoverfed has pissed me off.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Nod on December 11, 2007, 04:34:53 PM
i have a few accounts youll never get rid of me
-ps thank you Tor for helping me fool these retards

I think you underestimate.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: M-26-7 on December 11, 2007, 04:41:27 PM
Gee. I found your Ip address in less than five minutes. It really won't be hard to IP ban you.l
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Nod on December 11, 2007, 04:45:26 PM
I think he's implying that because he uses proxy servers he's completely untraceable.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: M-26-7 on December 11, 2007, 04:58:38 PM
I went through SEVEN PROXIES!!!111!!!1!
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Nod on December 11, 2007, 05:02:32 PM
Too bad the P.O.D. doesn't work anymore. That would be entertaining for a good ten or fifteen minutes at the very least.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Zazen on December 11, 2007, 05:17:41 PM
people who can't or are too lazy to type out words such as 'motherboard' are mental vegetarians

Why? Aren't they merely physically lazy?

Implicit in this lame rant is that a person is stupid if they don't sound cool when they post. That works out well for all of your empty but elaborately reference-laden posts, but some of us assign more value to what is actually communicated.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Tachyon on December 11, 2007, 06:59:24 PM
i have a few accounts youll never get rid of me
-ps thank you Tor for helping me fool these retards

Yeah that's intelligent, wait until they just disallow Tor exit nodes. You know who the real retards are? Script kiddies, just like you.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Raptor on December 12, 2007, 03:33:02 AM
PLA FORUM SCRIPT

1 Someone asks Stupid/Legitimate Question
2 They Get Flamed/They get a worthwhile reply
3 who ever replies gets flamed
4 Some High Level Mod Flames everyone
5 some idiot decides they are invincible because of the PROXIESZ!1
6 Random Arguing
7 Thread gets Burried
8 Noob resurrects to say "hi dudez" in 9 months
9 He is flamed
10 Cycle continues
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: murd0c on December 12, 2007, 05:29:51 AM
11. User gets deleted along with all their topics and posts.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: Nod on December 12, 2007, 11:46:37 AM
11. User gets deleted along with all their topics and posts.

Oh is undercoverfed finally gone? That guy was a douchebag.
Title: Re: Tachyon is t3h n00bz0r!
Post by: MattGSX on December 17, 2007, 03:15:55 PM
I just read everything and saw LordNod lose mod-ship and a bunch of quotes referencing posts that never happened. It might help better to either A) just delete the user, or b) delete posts that no longer make sense because the user's posts are gone.

Just ideas. You don't need to b& me for them.