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Title: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: M-26-7 on February 24, 2008, 10:07:01 AM
Today it took me 30 minutes to boot up my computer. Normally this would seem outrageously long, but for about three weeks now it has been pretty much standard. Programs are slow to open and shortcuts are sometimes completely unresponsive. To fix this I need to delete MacAfee, but in a HAL-esque move it has fucked up remove programs, and stopped any shredding attempts by running. I cannot kill it using the three finger salute even by stopping it process trees. Just tell me how to get rid of this fucking thing and I will be able to figure the rest out.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Nod on February 24, 2008, 11:08:19 AM
System Restore? If you have a saved point or disk restore point you may be able to go back to before you installed MacAfee.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: jimb20 on February 24, 2008, 11:12:45 AM
sometimes that works but system restore doesn't really mess with files - if this were me i would just backup my files and reinstall the operating system (only takes an hour and you have a fresh new copy)
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Tachyon on February 24, 2008, 11:37:53 AM
I seem to remember McAfee being a pretty good anti-virus program, at least I never had any such problems with it.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Jay-D on February 24, 2008, 12:47:32 PM
I like Kaspersky
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Raptor on February 24, 2008, 02:46:27 PM
http://www.pchell.com/virus/uninstallmcafee.shtml
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Zazen on February 25, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
Get the "McAfee Product Removal Tool". It's worked for me.

http://service.mcafee.com/FAQDocument.aspx?id=107083&lc=1033
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: s1acker on February 25, 2008, 09:16:24 AM
You should try Avast Anti-Virus.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Lestan Gregor on February 25, 2008, 10:43:31 AM
Avast always freaks out on my computer cause it detects Cain as malware
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Tachyon on February 25, 2008, 02:04:28 PM
I think it was AVG that majorly pissed me off last year. I tried to run Brutus and it deleted it immediately, for being a virus, with the classification 'hacktool'.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Raptor on February 25, 2008, 02:49:03 PM
OMG HACKTOOL~!!!11

I get that when I plug my flashdrive into a school PC, it keeps deleting my anti WPA crack!
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: M-26-7 on February 25, 2008, 04:12:39 PM
As I said before add and remove programs is not working. Thus negating any options given so far besides formating and system restore, which I don't think I have any save points for.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Zazen on February 25, 2008, 05:16:57 PM
You don't need add-remove-programs to use the removal tool. I'm a little confused, you can't even stop the services or kill the process? How are you trying? And how do you know that McAfee is definitely the source of your problem?


OMG HACKTOOL~!!!11

I get that when I plug my flashdrive into a school PC, it keeps deleting my anti WPA crack!

I have a million special ignore rules at work for my usb drive. A lot of them are legitimate tools! Psexec is bloody owned by microsoft now and its still a "remote hacking tool" according to McAfee
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: mr_doc on February 25, 2008, 05:25:42 PM
Go into program files and delete that bitch. Then from start>run type msconfig.exe and stop it from starting. Run registry mechanic to delete the orphaned registry entries and voila.
Download the free trial of kaspersky
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: M-26-7 on February 25, 2008, 07:05:37 PM
Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but I'm going to try doc's method (and call him in ther morning).
(http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://www.imageshack.us/)
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: frog on February 25, 2008, 07:21:34 PM
Put the hammer into the computer.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: M-26-7 on February 26, 2008, 04:35:18 PM
Give him the boot. Medium style.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: M-26-7 on February 27, 2008, 03:17:00 PM
Imma format my drivez.
What should I remember to put on proverbial ark? I've already got my music files, which are the most important things and unreplacable. That's about 40 gbs right there, but I think I can save all I want.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Tachyon on February 27, 2008, 03:20:01 PM
Well in my case I'd probably save the music, but likely not the movies since I could re-download most of them in a few hours. Personally I'd save all my funny images, most of them are obscure photoshops that I've been collectining for years and don't remember where they came from anymore.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: s1acker on February 27, 2008, 03:54:28 PM
I'd make sure you check everything to see if you wanna save it a few times. I know every time I've had to format I ALWAYS forget to save something after it's too late.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: mr_doc on February 27, 2008, 04:50:30 PM
Just delete everything. You weren't really ever going to watch all that pron.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Raptor on February 27, 2008, 06:55:51 PM
Music, important torrents, .rar everything you want to save,

Word Docs and pics. can be saved too

don't bother saving actual programs, they can be reinstalled later
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Zazen on February 27, 2008, 11:29:27 PM
Why deal with backup/restore hassles if you don't have to? You don't need to format to get a clean install. Just choose not to reformat when you install windows. It'll wipe out C:\windows but all your other files will remain and the install will be just as fresh.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Nod on February 29, 2008, 10:49:54 AM
You can get a five hundred gig external USB drive from WesternDigital for about a hundred and fifty bucks. Be damned if I can get mine to recognize more than two hundred and thirty gigs of it though.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: mr_doc on February 29, 2008, 04:03:48 PM
You can get a 500GB acomdata external drive for $99 or so

And if you reinstall windows in a different folder you start with a clean registry so you would have to install your programs again anyways. Might as well just format and do it cleanly
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Nod on February 29, 2008, 07:25:43 PM
Since this thread is now about externals:

Can I partition my external safely with all my stuff on it? If so, how? I checked out the instructions on WD's website but it said something about "making sure there is nothing of importance on the drive" before doing it. That would be about 200 gigs of movies, pr0n, images, etc. that I have no where else to put. in b4 g00gl3 muhfucka. (I did)
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Zazen on February 29, 2008, 11:59:59 PM
And if you reinstall windows in a different folder you start with a clean registry so you would have to install your programs again anyways. Might as well just format and do it cleanly

It's not any cleaner, just easier for some people to think about. I guess it's OK to do if you are super-organized about your files and have an easy backup method and some extra time, but you'll just end up with exactly the same result anyway. If you're not that organized then you're likely to lose some stuff.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: ataxicwolf on March 01, 2008, 06:20:28 AM
Since this thread is now about externals:

Can I partition my external safely with all my stuff on it? If so, how? I checked out the instructions on WD's website but it said something about "making sure there is nothing of importance on the drive" before doing it. That would be about 200 gigs of movies, pr0n, images, etc. that I have no where else to put. in b4 g00gl3 muhfucka. (I did)

I actually did this yesterday. Rather than pirating partition magic or some B$ like that, you can use Gparted. It's completely open-source and boots into a live CD. You can partition any of your drives without losing any data. It's really awesome and easy to use. Here's the link:

http://gparted.sourceforge.net/

I actually have the most complicated Hard drive setup ever. I have all but 10 gigs of my internal dedicated to Linux, those last 10 are for the installation of Windows XP Pro, then I have an external drive with 40 Gigs dedicated to extra space for Windows XP Pro, 10 Gigs of NTFS partition for extracting files > 4 Gigs, and 10 Gigs of another installation of Linux. Whew. It's hard to keep up with.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: m0rdekai on March 01, 2008, 09:29:00 AM
Just download the Hirus Boot cd.  Its free, and it has a buttload of usefull stuff.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: Nod on March 01, 2008, 10:20:36 AM
If it requires a boot cd I can't use it. For some reason my computer doesn't support booting from anything but the master hard drive. It's supposed to be able to boot from the CD Drive and says that it can. But it doesn't. Whatever method would require me to do it from within windows. I should have been more specific. But it seems like your answer was yes, I can partition my drive without losing all my porn.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: awsomeperson on March 16, 2008, 04:25:04 PM
You guys should switch to Linux, ie, ubuntu, freespire, ect... Or a mac. I prefer Macs, because they offer reliability, and a decent amount of software is compatible with them. Linux is super reliable, but nothing is compatible with them; like ipods, software, ect... Also linux is free.
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: s1acker on March 16, 2008, 04:33:25 PM
Linux is super reliable, but nothing is compatible with them; like ipods, software, ect... Also linux is free.
Anything I could do on Windows..I can do just fine with linux. So I don't agree when you say nothing is compatible...
Title: Re: Fuck you MacAfee, fuck you.
Post by: mr_doc on March 16, 2008, 09:16:36 PM
wine cannot reliably emulate windows... it doesn't crash and bluescreen :D