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Title: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: chrispeacock on March 24, 2008, 01:20:13 PM: So I bet many of you have noticed my name 'chrispeacock'. Say it fast. Go on. Sounds like crispy cock, doesn't it?

Many supermarkets take my false name at face value. Attached is a prank call to a british supermarket called ASDA where I get them to call for Chris Peacock over the tannoy. Needless to say, lulz ensued.

I have other calls where I get them to say 'Drew Peacock' and 'Tess Cosis-Cheaper' (Tesco is another supermarket in the UK). You also may be wondering why all my calls are aimed at ASDA. Well, one day I found out that they discontinued one of my favourite drinks, making them fair game in my eyes.

And this is one of my earlier calls (from about 2 years ago, I think) so I sound like a 14 year old and I suck. I am pretty decent now in the prank call department like!

Oh, this prank call is CC licensed, so go nuts. Share, copy. Whatever.

If you don't get my accent, that is fine. I live in a backwater town in the North where the bulk of people suffer from severe mental retardation. I am not joking. Just google 'widnes'.

Either way, I have been told I sound polish/swedish/german. I sound nothing like Hugh Grant. Thankfully.
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: mr_doc on March 24, 2008, 03:38:48 PM: Are you related to Joe Peacock?
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: chrispeacock on March 25, 2008, 11:23:24 AM: Quote from: mr_doc on March 24, 2008, 03:38:48 PM
Are you related to Joe Peacock?

I am related to Anita Bath!
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: JD716 on March 25, 2008, 11:36:43 AM: I'm related to Al Coholic.
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: chrispeacock on March 25, 2008, 11:43:04 AM: Quote from: JD716 on March 25, 2008, 11:36:43 AM
I'm related to Al Coholic.

http://www.whitepages.com/10866/search/FindPerson?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=randy&name=bender&where=

I am related to these guys!
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: jx on March 27, 2008, 05:25:19 AM: (http://)
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: chrispeacock on March 27, 2008, 05:31:12 AM: Quote from: jenn on March 27, 2008, 05:25:19 AM
(http://)

That guy almost certainly got bullied in school.
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: nova on March 29, 2008, 03:39:13 PM: now now kiddies,dont forget mike huntstinks.
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: Tachyon on March 29, 2008, 04:11:36 PM: Mike Hawk over here.
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: JD716 on March 31, 2008, 05:11:07 PM: "Mike Hawk, has anyone seen Mike Hawk?"
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: jx on March 31, 2008, 09:05:57 PM: Related Links:

Bart Simpson's Gag Name Prank Calls (http://www.thisisarecording.com/prankcalls/the_simpsons_prank_calls_mp3.shtml)

Gag Name Collect Calls (http://www.thisisarecording.com/prankcalls/collect_call_prank_calls_mp3.shtml) (I don't think these are very funny but your humor barometer may differ from mine.)
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: mr_doc on April 01, 2008, 04:45:19 PM: Pete Zahut
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: Nod on April 03, 2008, 08:58:28 AM: Quote from: mr_doc on April 01, 2008, 04:45:19 PM
Pete Zahut

(http://www.thescore.ca/blogs/footy/20041007PizzaTheHut.jpg)

Pizza The Hutt
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: rbcp on April 03, 2008, 09:23:18 AM: http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audioairport.htm (http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audioairport.htm)

Those are some similarly themed pranks done to an airport a few years back. They take it a little further than things like Mike Ockhurts.
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: nova on June 21, 2008, 03:55:24 PM: Quote from: chrispeacock on March 24, 2008, 01:20:13 PM
So I bet many of you have noticed my name 'chrispeacock'. Say it fast. Go on. Sounds like crispy cock, doesn't it?

Many supermarkets take my false name at face value. Attached is a prank call to a british supermarket called ASDA where I get them to call for Chris Peacock over the tannoy. Needless to say, lulz ensued.

I have other calls where I get them to say 'Drew Peacock' and 'Tess Cosis-Cheaper' (Tesco is another supermarket in the UK). You also may be wondering why all my calls are aimed at ASDA. Well, one day I found out that they discontinued one of my favourite drinks, making them fair game in my eyes.

And this is one of my earlier calls (from about 2 years ago, I think) so I sound like a 14 year old and I suck. I am pretty decent now in the prank call department like!

Oh, this prank call is CC licensed, so go nuts. Share, copy. Whatever.

If you don't get my accent, that is fine. I live in a backwater town in the North where the bulk of people suffer from severe mental retardation. I am not joking. Just google 'widnes'.

Either way, I have been told I sound polish/swedish/german. I sound nothing like Hugh Grant. Thankfully.

http://www.timeinc.net/fortune/information/presscenter/cnnmoney/bios/CNN_ChrisPeacock.html
Title: Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
Post by: vixen on June 22, 2008, 02:41:39 PM: haah i love the hold music