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Title: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: The Parking Space on June 27, 2008, 03:33:23 PM
her mind didn't take acid as good as mine and she couldn't memorize
her new number in time to tell me before the summer vacation started
i took 20 minutes to find similarities between phone numbers in her area because her new number is unlisted and i figured this out

1.)look for other numbers on that street with the same prefix numbers
2.)find difference between the house numbers and the difference between the last 4 digits in the phone numbers
3.)find the greatest common factor in the two sets of numbers you have
4.)take the house number of the house you want and find it's difference from the closest house to it that you found on that street
5.)multiply the difference by the greatest common factor
6.)either subtract or add the product to the last four digits of the closest house depending on if they are counting up or down as they go towards the house your looking for
7.) put together the prefix numbers then add the 4 you now have to the end
8.)there's your unlisted number

but when i call i get a tone that sounds like a 56k modem tone
i dont think they have been online for 5 hours unless everytime i call they get disconnected and have to start over My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: Copyright on June 27, 2008, 04:27:00 PM
I call BSSSSSSSSS.
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: linear on June 27, 2008, 04:45:20 PM
the telco does not assign phone numbers by address.
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: ErrorLoading on June 27, 2008, 05:36:50 PM
Jesus fucking christ another noob that thinks you multiply the difference by the greatest common factor.  We should really sticky this to make sure everyone knows you divide.
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: rogueclown on June 28, 2008, 01:31:05 AM
what are you on?  and...can i have some in case my life gets completely unbearable?
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: The Parking Space on June 29, 2008, 12:59:33 PM
how do i figure out the unlisted number

i just took what i knew and what i knew was the other numbers
in the area

so how do i figure it out

i don't want to be a noob anymore
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: The Parking Space on June 29, 2008, 01:01:21 PM
i already told you what i'm on read the first sentence
does anyone have a link to a up to date pdf criss cross directory
please help ???
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: ErrorLoading on June 29, 2008, 01:14:26 PM
Here, this diagram might help you get started.

http://www.normschicagostyledogs.com/images/vdog.jpg (http://www.normschicagostyledogs.com/images/vdog.jpg)
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: Copyright on June 29, 2008, 01:21:19 PM
Here, this diagram might help you get started.

http://www.normschicagostyledogs.com/images/vdog.jpg (http://www.normschicagostyledogs.com/images/vdog.jpg)
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. that made my day.
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: Lestan Gregor on June 29, 2008, 03:30:36 PM
Here, this diagram might help you get started.

http://www.normschicagostyledogs.com/images/vdog.jpg (http://www.normschicagostyledogs.com/images/vdog.jpg)
LOL that made my day.

you must be having a boring day...
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: nova on June 29, 2008, 04:11:29 PM
how do i figure out the unlisted number

i just took what i knew and what i knew was the other numbers
in the area

so how do i figure it out

i don't want to be a noob anymore


hack the gibson you noob
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: mr_doc on June 29, 2008, 04:42:07 PM
i already told you what i'm on read the first sentence
does anyone have a link to a up to date pdf criss cross directory
please help ???

I've got the pdf. Pm me your phone number
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: nova on June 29, 2008, 08:51:13 PM
i already told you what i'm on read the first sentence
does anyone have a link to a up to date pdf criss cross directory
please help ???

I've got the pdf. Pm me your phone number

dammit,give me the pdf too.its 206-867-5309
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: rogueclown on June 29, 2008, 09:34:44 PM

i don't want to be a noob anymore


read the forums.  google your questions.  do a little research before you ask anything...it's the cardinal rule of the internet.

and you're going to be a noob for a long time.  deal with it.  embrace the noobness.  celebrate your noobness with a delicious chicago hot dog.
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: The Parking Space on June 30, 2008, 05:26:05 PM
i found the number so nevermind
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: sknOOb on June 30, 2008, 05:42:56 PM
i already told you what i'm on read the first sentence
does anyone have a link to a up to date pdf criss cross directory
please help ???

I've got the pdf. Pm me your phone number

Boy i bet that pdf is expensive,if i give you my visa number,address and ph# would you send me one pleeeeeeeeeeease!
Title: Re: i can't talk to my phriend please help me
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on August 08, 2008, 01:05:01 AM
If it was with the same company you could've just called every single number down from (area code)999-9999

You'd be amazed how many numbers you learn in the process! A miracle of technology.