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Title: TMNT
Post by: DEADFOOL on July 21, 2008, 08:48:57 AM

Dear Jammie,
Would the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been as cool as they were if they didn't eat pizza but ate Bratwurst and sauerkraut instead?  ???

Title: Re: TMNT
Post by: sknOOb on July 21, 2008, 11:03:43 AM

I think they probably would have been cooler,i mean what could be funnier than a bunch of ninja turtles blowing off a massive amounts of rancid and loud brat/kraut farts.

Title: Re: TMNT
Post by: jammie on July 24, 2008, 02:36:59 AM

Quote from: DEADFOOL on July 21, 2008, 08:48:57 AM

Dear Jammie,
Would the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been as cool as they were if they didn't eat pizza but ate Bratwurst and sauerkraut instead?  ???

Dear DEADFOOL,

Well, you are what you eat, and I think for the demographic that TMNT were going for, pizza was cooler... so no, bratwurst and sauerkraut would definitely have downgraded them on the social pyramid.  Perhaps it would have made them all the rage in Germany though!

I personally think that they should have been addicted to something healthy... like veggie burgers!  I mean Bugs Bunny had the whole carrot thing, and then the Ninja turtles just went and ruined it.  I blame them for a generation of fat adults.

Love,
jammie