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Title: I'm depressed.
Post by: MelloKira on August 25, 2008, 12:41:21 AM
I just had to kill a rabbit. I've never had to kill anything before. My dog attacked it, and it was dark outside so I couldn't really see. And I had to jump on my dog and wrestle him down to get it out of his mouth. But by that time the rabbit (whom I named Ivory) was badly injured. His intestines and stomach were hanging out and his back legs were broken. After caring for Ivory for almost 2 hours, little bugs began to cover him and I was forced to end his suffering. So now I'm really depressed. Someone please cheer me up.
Title: Re: I'm depressed.
Post by: Raptor on August 25, 2008, 12:45:07 AM
Well, at least you don't have AIDS!
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Post by: MelloKira on August 25, 2008, 01:14:52 AM
that's true :)
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Post by: sknOOb on August 25, 2008, 01:25:30 AM
You let him suffer for two hours!
Dude thats hardcore!
How did you finally clip him?
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Post by: Tachyon on August 25, 2008, 02:10:26 AM
Trade you a sticker for the skin.
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Post by: handl3r on August 25, 2008, 02:29:44 AM
make sure you do something with the corpse. eat it or something. also got any pics?
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Post by: sknOOb on August 25, 2008, 02:37:29 AM
Did your dog ever belong to Michael Vick ?
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Post by: Nod on August 25, 2008, 05:15:29 AM
I just had to kill a rabbit. I've never had to kill anything before. My dog attacked it, and it was dark outside so I couldn't really see. And I had to jump on my dog and wrestle him down to get it out of his mouth. But by that time the rabbit (whom I named Ivory) was badly injured. His intestines and stomach were hanging out and his back legs were broken. After caring for Ivory for almost 2 hours, little bugs began to cover him and I was forced to end his suffering. So now I'm really depressed. Someone please cheer me up.

This'll cheer you up. If you had just let the dog finish with it then it wouldn't have suffered in horrible pain for two hours while you tried to play vet. Also, you don't name animals that are food items. EVER.
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Post by: murd0c on August 25, 2008, 05:44:37 AM
Dig up the dead rabbit and send it to me. I will have sex with it.
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Post by: Nod on August 25, 2008, 07:02:08 AM
(http://www.guelphgreens.ca/weblog/wp-content/uploads/elmer-fudd.gif)
i jwust accidentwee a whowe wabbit. is that bad?
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Post by: Tachyon on August 25, 2008, 12:49:51 PM
I'm serious about that skin, for twenty bucks and some antlers I'll make you a jackalope.
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Post by: Sidepocket on August 25, 2008, 01:07:42 PM
It's Pet Cemetery time!  ;D

Oh, and I am sure you must have pissed off a PeTA member somewhere for the shit beating your dog got afterwords. I know one of my Pits would!
Title: Re: I'm depressed.
Post by: MattGSX on August 25, 2008, 04:44:42 PM
You posted this in the wrong forum. I think it would be better suited Here (http://livejournal.com).

Was this a pet rabbit? If so, why were you letting it run around outside in the first place? You're lucky it was your dog, who you know isn't rabid, that got it. Imagine if a rabid wild animal got it. Then, if your rabbit bit or scratched you, you'd have to go through several rounds of rabies vaccinations, none of which are pleasant.

Three final words: Spanish Rabbit Stew. You should have made like the Natives and made sure the widdle bunny's body didn't go to waste. Waste is a sin.


SINNER!!!
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Post by: nova on August 25, 2008, 05:25:37 PM
You posted this in the wrong forum. I think it would be better suited Here (http://livejournal.com).

Was this a pet rabbit? If so, why were you letting it run around outside in the first place? You're lucky it was your dog, who you know isn't rabid, that got it. Imagine if a rabid wild animal got it. Then, if your rabbit bit or scratched you, you'd have to go through several rounds of rabies vaccinations, none of which are pleasant.

Three final words: Spanish Rabbit Stew. You should have made like the Natives and made sure the widdle bunny's body didn't go to waste. Waste is a sin.


SINNER!!!

Killing is also a sin.
Title: Re: I'm depressed.
Post by: Tachyon on August 25, 2008, 07:54:42 PM
You posted this in the wrong forum. I think it would be better suited Here (http://livejournal.com).
Three final words: Spanish Rabbit Stew. You should have made like the Natives and made sure the widdle bunny's body didn't go to waste. Waste is a sin.


SINNER!!!

Be sure to save the tendons, they have many uses.
Title: Re: I'm depressed.
Post by: SpaceBison on August 26, 2008, 07:05:40 PM
And what about other animals you've killed? Didn't you ever once think about all those poor cute cows you've killed by eating at McDonalds? And even if you don't eat there, you allowed to killing to continue by not burning the place down. Save your soul, don't allow another cow to be killed while you do nothing.

(http://spacebison.com/files/cow.jpg)
MelloKira, look into my big brown eyes and tell me that I don't deserve to live. Don't you remember all the fun times we've had together frolicking in the pasture? Please save me, burn down McDonalds.
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Post by: Tachyon on August 26, 2008, 08:51:52 PM
Yeah right like that shit mcdonalds sells is actually from a cow.
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Post by: m0rdekai on August 28, 2008, 05:03:49 PM
I just had to kill a rabbit. I've never had to kill anything before. My dog attacked it, and it was dark outside so I couldn't really see. And I had to jump on my dog and wrestle him down to get it out of his mouth. But by that time the rabbit (whom I named Ivory) was badly injured. His intestines and stomach were hanging out and his back legs were broken. After caring for Ivory for almost 2 hours, little bugs began to cover him and I was forced to end his suffering. So now I'm really depressed. Someone please cheer me up.


hahahahahahahahaha.  how long have you been here?

oh and:

Also, you don't name animals that are food items. EVER.

this is why we still call my dog "Dog".
Title: Re: I'm depressed.
Post by: Zazen on August 29, 2008, 01:19:21 AM
Someone please cheer me up.

Cheer yourself up by going shopping for a dog leash. But get to the store early so you can stare at the leash blankly for several hours before making a decision.