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Title: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: ravenmaddox on November 04, 2008, 08:28:20 PM
Obama wins!!! Obama wins!!! Thank the lord almighty, Obama wins!!!

Discuss?  :nonsense:
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: liife on November 04, 2008, 08:54:31 PM
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r201/prankerjoker/Obama.gif)
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: rbcp on November 04, 2008, 08:56:50 PM
Wow, things are going to be SO much different in this country now.

Wait, no they're not.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: SpaceBison on November 04, 2008, 09:35:13 PM
Your tax rebates will come in the form of KFC coupons.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Kanten on November 04, 2008, 09:38:26 PM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/Kanten/fuckingpres-1.jpg)
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Tenorclefninja on November 04, 2008, 10:03:33 PM
Your tax rebates will come in the form of KFC coupons.

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself..
I'm waiting for the remix of the national anthem. Something with a beat.
Tonight was something else.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Lestan Gregor on November 04, 2008, 10:47:27 PM
NOW I CAN TELL BLACK JOKES! OBAMA HAS BROUGHT FREEDOM TO WHITE PEOPLE!
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Sidepocket on November 04, 2008, 11:04:14 PM
Wow, things are going to be SO much different in this country now.

Wait, no they're not.


*high fives*  ;D
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Nod on November 05, 2008, 12:28:25 AM
NOW I CAN TELL BLACK JOKES! OBAMA HAS BROUGHT FREEDOM TO WHITE PEOPLE!

They're already comparing him to Lincoln. Enjoy your socialism faggots. I'm going to Canada.

Hey Tachyon, you wanna put up an illegal immigrant?
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: murd0c on November 05, 2008, 02:10:27 AM
NOW I CAN TELL BLACK JOKES! OBAMA HAS BROUGHT FREEDOM TO WHITE PEOPLE!

They're already comparing him to Lincoln. Enjoy your socialism faggots. I'm going to Canada.

Hey Tachyon, you wanna put up an illegal immigrant?

Oh there is totally NO socialism in Canada.

Who cares who runs this country? They're bound to screw up anyway.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: ravenmaddox on November 05, 2008, 08:48:42 AM
Even if the country itself doesn't change much, people's way of thinking will. Anarchy or communist socialism... whatever the result, the race card is now out the door. All that shit I used to hear 'Oh the black man ain't got no chance' can go f**k themselves can now we got a black president.

Niggas get a job!!! No more white guilt!!! We are free!!!
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Magus on November 05, 2008, 09:00:54 AM
I don't mean to be "that guy", and I think Obama will do a fine job (well, a better job than Bush), but does anybody else see this coming?

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g43/knightdap/sniper-855.jpg)
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: handl3r on November 05, 2008, 09:03:22 AM
hahah the americans think they have socialism! canada doesn't even have real socialism.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: liife on November 05, 2008, 09:48:32 AM
Obama is only half black, so the aspect that real black people still can't make it in society is true, because they're black and employers don't hire black people just for being black.
Also, Obama won't even be the first black president, he will be the most black president. Warren G. Harding was a fourth black, because he had a black grandma. Don't believe me? fuck you.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: SpaceBison on November 05, 2008, 10:14:35 AM
Even if the country itself doesn't change much, people's way of thinking will. Anarchy or communist socialism... whatever the result, the race card is now out the door. All that shit I used to hear 'Oh the black man ain't got no chance' can go f**k themselves can now we got a black president.

Niggas get a job!!! No more white guilt!!! We are free!!!
Obama's is not a black man, he's not even from the hood.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Magus on November 05, 2008, 11:04:48 AM
Even if the country itself doesn't change much, people's way of thinking will. Anarchy or communist socialism... whatever the result, the race card is now out the door. All that shit I used to hear 'Oh the black man ain't got no chance' can go f**k themselves can now we got a black president.

Niggas get a job!!! No more white guilt!!! We are free!!!
Obama's is not a black man, he's not even from the hood.

Nope, he's from Hawaii. Look it up.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: m0rdekai on November 05, 2008, 11:24:31 AM
Even if the country itself doesn't change much, people's way of thinking will. Anarchy or communist socialism... whatever the result, the race card is now out the door. All that shit I used to hear 'Oh the black man ain't got no chance' can go f**k themselves can now we got a black president.

Niggas get a job!!! No more white guilt!!! We are free!!!
Obama's is not a black man, he's not even from the hood.

Nope, he's from Hawaii. Look it up.

Theres even question about that.

Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: rbcp on November 05, 2008, 11:32:31 AM
He's actually from Delaware.  Look it up.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: JD716 on November 05, 2008, 12:37:50 PM
He's actually a nigger. Look it up.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Tachyon on November 05, 2008, 04:06:33 PM
He's actually a nigger. Look it up.

Actually only half. Look it up.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: JD716 on November 05, 2008, 04:08:11 PM
He's actually a nigger. Look it up.

Actually only half. Look it up.

Shit your right. For those who dont believe it, look it up.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Sidepocket on November 05, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
Even if the country itself doesn't change much, people's way of thinking will. Anarchy or communist socialism... whatever the result, the race card is now out the door. All that shit I used to hear 'Oh the black man ain't got no chance' can go f**k themselves can now we got a black president.

Niggas get a job!!! No more white guilt!!! We are free!!!

Race Card...is going out the door...

...

 :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on November 05, 2008, 06:14:10 PM
It is too. Makes me wonder what the next excuse, if any, there will be.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: linear on November 05, 2008, 07:51:29 PM
if you morons think institutionalized racism has been done away with just because a rich black man was voted in, you're all in for a suprise.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: SpaceBison on November 05, 2008, 09:02:21 PM
if you morons think institutionalized racism has been done away with just because a rich black man was voted in, you're all in for a suprise.
I agree, Obama is just a token black president.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Zazen on November 06, 2008, 05:05:28 AM
Warren G. Harding was a fourth black, because he had a black grandma.

No, a great-grandma. Also, there's no proof.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Magus on November 06, 2008, 08:36:57 AM
Even if the country itself doesn't change much, people's way of thinking will. Anarchy or communist socialism... whatever the result, the race card is now out the door. All that shit I used to hear 'Oh the black man ain't got no chance' can go f**k themselves can now we got a black president.

Niggas get a job!!! No more white guilt!!! We are free!!!
Obama's is not a black man, he's not even from the hood.

Nope, he's from Hawaii. Look it up.

Look, all I'm saying is that if fast-food restaurants suddenly start offering canned spam as an actual food choice, you'll know why. Stinkin Hawaiians and their nasty meat products.

if you morons think institutionalized racism has been done away with just because a rich black man was voted in, you're all in for a suprise.

Racism is like a bad Horror movie monster. Oh sure, you think it's dead, but it'll be back and more powerful than ever before. And this time it'll shoot laserbeams out of its eyes. Laserbeams, man!
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: liife on November 06, 2008, 10:25:19 AM
Warren G. Harding was a fourth black, because he had a black grandma.

No, a great-grandma. Also, there's no proof.

If he had a black great-grandma he wouldn't be a fourth black, he would be an eigth black, but we all know Warren G. Harding is a FOURTH black.
Also there is proof. I fucking said he is a fourth black what more proof do you need?
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Sidepocket on November 06, 2008, 01:09:43 PM
See there is the problem right here...

A fourth black. Eighth black. Skim. 1%. 2%....
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: handl3r on November 06, 2008, 01:12:42 PM
See there is the problem right here...

A fourth black. Eighth black. Skim. 1%. 2%....
HOMO!
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Lestan Gregor on November 06, 2008, 01:39:45 PM
See there is the problem right here...

A fourth black. Eighth black. Skim. 1%. 2%....
HOMO!

It's people like you who made me quit my job as a milkman...
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on November 07, 2008, 05:15:19 AM
See there is the problem right here...

A fourth black. Eighth black. Skim. 1%. 2%....
HOMO!

It's people like you who made me quit my job as a milkman...

And it's milkmen like you that when they quit I have a hard time telling my kids to stay in school.

Winners don't quit, asshole.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Lestan Gregor on November 07, 2008, 06:22:32 PM
See there is the problem right here...

A fourth black. Eighth black. Skim. 1%. 2%....
HOMO!

It's people like you who made me quit my job as a milkman...

And it's milkmen like you that when they quit I have a hard time telling my kids to stay in school.

Winners don't quit, asshole.

I diddn't. Which is why i work for the largest Alcohol and Drug counseling company in Reno. Stay in school kids!
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Tachyon on November 09, 2008, 10:29:32 PM
Even I pity the infinite alternate universes that will have to suffer through John McCain.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: ravenmaddox on November 10, 2008, 11:25:51 AM
Even I pity the infinite alternate universes that will have to suffer through John McCain.
Oh wow I had totally forgotten quantum mechanics! My deepest sympathies are reserved for those universes where McCain died moments after taking office leaving the US in the hands of Palin...
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Magus on November 10, 2008, 01:38:25 PM
Even I pity the infinite alternate universes that will have to suffer through John McCain.
Oh wow I had totally forgotten quantum mechanics! My deepest sympathies are reserved for those universes where McCain died moments after taking office leaving the US in the hands of Palin...

<3
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: ravenmaddox on January 27, 2012, 10:08:52 PM
With 3+ years of hindsight, am I the only one who now wishes that maybe we did live in the universe where McCain was elected, died, and then Palin was President?!?
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: Cyclopath on January 28, 2012, 06:39:53 AM
With 3+ years of hindsight, am I the only one who now wishes that maybe we did live in the universe where McCain was elected, died, and then Palin was President?!?

I never did like Obama. I plan on voting for anybody BUT Obama in this coming election. And it's not because he's black.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: ravenmaddox on January 28, 2012, 08:13:11 AM
Ditto on the vote for anybody against Obama. The country cannot play the race card anymore. The people voted for a black president, and he talked a mean game, but hasn't done a damn thing. when he first got into office he had both houses behind him - complete democratic control - but he focused on pushing this socialist medical plan that no one likes and he missed his opportunity to do something great and create some real change.

But then again, maybe all of this is what is prophesized by the end of the world. Come on December 21!!!
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: markov on January 28, 2012, 10:41:40 AM
The people get the government they deserve.. politics is a pointless game and directly reflects the current stage of society and its culture.. We have no hope in any of these jokers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efKguI0NFek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVTESXkUlVY
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on April 09, 2012, 06:35:02 AM
You know insane as it is, I found myself to be in the cross hairs of being called a racist more often than I ever have due to Obama being in office. Really haven't much cared for any of our leaders and when they fuck up huge I scream back defiantly at them. Granted my screaming takes place in a small computer room where I have no audience and it's probably for the better because the time it takes to point out the fallacy of someone's plan to a retard is far too time consuming.

Anyway. I remember back when I lived in Texas I stopped into a gas station to pick up my daily supply of AMP and a quick quart of milk for the cereal I kept at work when for no particular reason that day there was a line all the way to the back of the store. The gas station had a T.V. hanging from the ceiling that always played some news station or other. That particular day if I vaguely recall there was discussion of Obama backing the closing of NASA. Naturally I called him a stupid chest thumping neanderthal . This is how I referred to Bush for 8 years, so without second thought that's what I called Obama.

Holy shit all mighty that was apparently the wrong phrase to use. Me holding four cans of amp in one hand, milk in the other, there was a mild uproar in the back of that long desolate line. YOU RACIST? CAN'T STAND A BLACK MAN TAKING POWER AND SHUTTING THINGS DOWN WE DON'T NEED? YOU RACIST? It got to the point where I couldn't call Obama a fucking retard even though he was one because the spear chucking locals didn't understand I wasn't attacking his flesh; but his malformed ideas and way of thinking.

Regardless. I'm hoping this is the year of mass anarchy. Buildings burning down every where and people dying en mass. It's the only real solution any more.

Might have to write a song about it.

Maybe not.

Maybe.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: AmishGangsta on April 09, 2012, 06:50:27 AM
Look at you, all causing a riot in the midst of the soulless minions of conformity.
Title: Re: OBAMA WINS!!!
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on April 09, 2012, 08:45:51 AM
It's not even a soulless minion of conformity underground thing. It's a fucking think logically thing. Could be argued that conformity goes against logical thinking, sure. Idiots are going to be idiots no matter how much you try and educate as well as explain. There's no going against it. But it just feels to me that the race card became a more powerful tool. Just hit the point for a hot minute where you couldn't speak against the man without being called a racist.