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Title: I KICKED A MIDGET IN THE HEAD!
Post by: MattGSX on November 24, 2008, 08:13:16 PM

Backstory: It was 7th or 8th grade, and a bunch of my friends and I were hanging out on my front steps, planning our evening. My friend Dylan chimes up about how he's going to go visit my sister, because she gives great head. This is the 5th or 6th time that he's made a remark like this in the last couple of days, and I've been laughing it off and warning him to shut up. At this point, I'm sick of dealing with it, so I pull him up and go to kick him in the junk. Being that he's a little person, I misjudge and I end up kicking him in the head. Everyone has a good laugh (especially my brother), and for the next 9 years, everyone who meets me through one of these mutual acquaintances has to point out that I once kicked a midget in the head.

Fast forward: I must have been living under a rock for the last 8 or 9 years, because said midget is now a professional wrestler:

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles2/1437213/article_images/hornswoggle.jpg (http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles2/1437213/article_images/hornswoggle.jpg)

Dylan Postyl lived on W 6th Ave (too lazy to look it up) in Oshkosh, WI. He also used to  kick himself in the face for quarters. He's now the best thing to come out of this city for at least 10 years. And I kicked him in the head.

Title: Re: I KICKED A MIDGET IN THE HEAD!
Post by: SloFuze on November 24, 2008, 08:24:45 PM

Thats no big deal, I kick midgets in the head all the time.. They say it's not as bad as smelling ass when they're standing in line..

Title: Re: I KICKED A MIDGET IN THE HEAD!
Post by: z3wb on November 24, 2008, 08:28:15 PM

How short is your sister?

Title: Re: I KICKED A MIDGET IN THE HEAD!
Post by: Altalp on November 24, 2008, 10:23:16 PM

This story just made me realize that we need a True or False board where people can post true or false stories and we all get to pick them apart and decide if they are in fact true or not. Or at least decipher what ACTUALLY happened.

Title: Re: I KICKED A MIDGET IN THE HEAD!
Post by: Nod on November 25, 2008, 02:38:04 AM

This is false. He never met Hornswaggle.

Title: Re: I KICKED A MIDGET IN THE HEAD!
Post by: MattGSX on November 25, 2008, 07:44:07 AM

Quote from: LordNod on November 25, 2008, 02:38:04 AM

This is false. He never met Hornswaggle.

This is true; he lived approximately 2 blocks from my parents' house, he graduated from my high school the year before me, and we did backyard wrestling together.

I'm looking for a photograph, or the original newspaper article our paper did about him.

Title: Re: I KICKED A MIDGET IN THE HEAD!
Post by: Magus on November 26, 2008, 12:09:19 PM

Ahahaha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_bastard

Little bastard. That's awesome.