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Title: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: rbcp on June 11, 2009, 05:59:45 AM
I don't have any tattoos and I need one ASAP!  I've been considering getting one for the past 20 years, but keep putting it off.  Anyone have any suggestions?  While I'm against doing anything PLA related (because, you know, PLA is just a silly passing fad and won't last), I still think a cactus would be kind of cool.  Like this one:

(http://www.tradertimstattoo.com.au/images/tattoopix/cactus.gif)

The one thing I've been obsessed with my entire life is telephones, so maybe just a Bell symbol or an old rotary phone or handset.  A pay phone maybe?  The tattoo would likely be on my upper arm in the standard tattoo spot.  Maybe a heart with "murd0c" written on it?  "Spice Girls Forever?"  What should I get?
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: SpaceBison on June 11, 2009, 06:58:25 AM
Like you even had to ask. Roy Orbison on your buttocks is the only way to go.
(http://www.spacebison.com/files/roy.png)
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: spessa on June 11, 2009, 11:33:00 AM
rbcp promised me I'll be there while he's getting this, so message me about what you REALLY want his tattoo to look like.  I'll take the $uggestion of the highe$t bidder.  I figure I can get him completely wasted and tell the tattoo guy "Hey, he really said he wanted ___________________" (You fill in the blank.)   It will r00l.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: murd0c on June 11, 2009, 12:03:19 PM
1969 Bell System logo, stylish, simple and to the point.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: Rusty Shakleford on June 11, 2009, 12:41:25 PM
Get that cactus talking at a payphone
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: Magus on June 11, 2009, 05:36:00 PM
1969 Bell System logo, stylish, simple and to the point.

I 2nd that.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bell_System_hires_1969_logo_blue.svg)
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: rbcp on June 11, 2009, 06:46:25 PM
Yeah I've considered the 60's Bell logo.  That's a good possibility.  I'm sure that'd be cheaper than a multi-colored cactus.  If I did the Bell logo, what would look better - black or blue ink?
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: Nod on June 11, 2009, 07:59:58 PM
The black would look better but the blue would be cheaper.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: purplepla69 on June 11, 2009, 08:04:25 PM
get it in purple!!!!!!!1 ;D
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on June 12, 2009, 09:00:48 AM
Yeah I've considered the 60's Bell logo.  That's a good possibility.  I'm sure that'd be cheaper than a multi-colored cactus.  If I did the Bell logo, what would look better - black or blue ink?

Black turns blue, i want to get the ghostbuster/1960's bell logo tattooed.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: SpaceBison on June 12, 2009, 10:23:30 AM
Get it with the phosphorescent black light ink, that way you'll be 133t when you're at the club all hopped up on ecstacy and techno music.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on June 12, 2009, 10:57:46 AM
or ecstacy and DnB. :P
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: Arox! on June 12, 2009, 11:24:39 AM
this article has some pretty good ideas http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/50-tattoo-ideas.php
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: legend813 on June 12, 2009, 08:19:43 PM
Get it with the phosphorescent black light ink, that way you'll be 133t when you're at the club all hopped up on ecstacy and techno music.

Compare tatts with John Draper while you're there.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on June 17, 2009, 10:10:30 AM
Y'know, if you do get a mock-up of the Bell logo, you should post it. I wanted to get something done in the same fashion on my shoulder as well. Thing is if you get it first, then I get it and someone else gets it we'll all look like a fraternity of gay.

My other tattoo was going to be a circuit board layout on my back of this old AMD K6 board I have back home; only heavily modified and the such for my own artistic desire. Either way, get the Bell one because it'd be bitching sweet.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on June 17, 2009, 12:43:49 PM
Well, he said he wanted a payphone maybe.  what if we all got payphones?  that wouldn't be a "gay frat."  If we do we should all post them and start a revolution!
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: Nod on June 17, 2009, 09:22:43 PM
But, I can't get tatoos 'cause I'm a dirty Jew.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on June 18, 2009, 05:36:12 AM
Naw, you'll be okay!  Im gonna draw up some payphones..
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on June 18, 2009, 06:35:12 AM
Doodle some payphones. And don't worry, Nod. Dirty jews can get tattoos as well.

*wait for it*

Remember World War II? Every Jewish person got one!

Though the idea of the PLA gang ink being pay phones with the PLA log on them is making me laugh ever so slightly. The gang sign would be that thing you do with your pinky and thumb to make a phone. Our gang chant before we strike would be "SORRY BUT YOUR THROAT IS DISCONNECTED. TRY CALLING IN LATER, SUCKERS!"

Oh man. We need to start a gang.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: rbcp on June 18, 2009, 06:49:19 AM
I woke up in a haze today and while brushing my teeth noticed that my tattoo had apparently been done the night before.  Looks like I decided on the Bell logo.

(http://www.notla.com/images/journal2009/2009_brads_tattoo11.jpg)

Damn, I guess I can't do Trevelyn's pay phone now.  A few more pics are here. (http://www.notla.com/archives/2009/06/my-tattoo/)
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on June 18, 2009, 07:26:51 AM
HAHAHA Spessa is your parent!   That tattoo is so sexy!  <333  and of course you can have a payphone, i mean, you do have 2 arms!  man, that's awesome!
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: SpaceBison on June 18, 2009, 07:46:47 AM
 :nonsense:
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: Magus on June 18, 2009, 11:20:54 AM
The gang sign would be that thing you do with your pinky and thumb to make a phone.
Oh man. We need to start a gang.

Yesss! A thousand times YES.


Well, now that RBCP has the bell logo, we should just all get that instead. :D
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on June 18, 2009, 11:50:05 AM
you're right, my payphone art looked corny...
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: murd0c on June 18, 2009, 11:55:47 AM
That is pretty amazing.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on June 19, 2009, 08:38:42 AM
Y'know, I'm kind of envious. But it is a pretty sweet tattoo y'got there. Some tattoo artist will hold conversations with you about the ink you're getting done; did you and the old guy with the needle have any odd conversation about your love of telephones and telephone related items?
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: bestialbub on June 28, 2009, 04:53:15 AM
..you can also tell the folks at the gay bars that your bell symbol duals as a penis head.

..penis?   :nonsense:
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: legend813 on June 28, 2009, 08:14:39 AM
wrong thread
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: rbcp on June 28, 2009, 08:54:11 AM
Y'know, I'm kind of envious. But it is a pretty sweet tattoo y'got there. Some tattoo artist will hold conversations with you about the ink you're getting done; did you and the old guy with the needle have any odd conversation about your love of telephones and telephone related items?

I asked him how a Bell symbol rated on the weirdness scale for him and he just said that people have come in and done just about every corporate logo or drawing imaginable, so he wasn't too impressed with my weirdness.  We had a nonstop conversation about tattoos and the tattoo industry and the limits on what he would tattoo on people.  Like he won't do stuff on peoples faces. 
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: Sidepocket on July 03, 2009, 07:02:43 AM
Very cool tattoo but was I not the only one who when I first looked at it went "Were the hell is the crack in the bell!?"  ???
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on July 03, 2009, 02:05:40 PM
he puts the crack in the pipe, not his arm, duh..
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: rbcp on June 24, 2010, 09:42:06 AM
What tattoo am I going to get THIS summer?  I was thinking XKCD's circuit diagram (https://infosecurity.us/?p=14007) as a full back tattoo.  Or maybe a flux capacitor drawing since BTTF is my favorite trilogy.  Or maybe a unicorn farting rainbows.  Or the Bing logo.

A leg or ankle tattoo is preferable.  Some kind of schematic would be good, but a schematic of what?  Maybe a schematic that goes around the leg, like those redneck barbed wire tattoos.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: SpaceBison on June 24, 2010, 12:58:50 PM
I still like my Roy Orbison suggestion from earlier. But if not then how about something like the backside of a printed circuit board around your leg, showing the traces and vias.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: Nod on June 27, 2010, 12:25:06 PM
You should get the Star Of David and Hebrew tatood on you because it would be ironic.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on June 28, 2010, 01:51:48 PM
i haz a circuit on my arm, just of an LED.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: n00blet on July 01, 2010, 05:36:23 AM
i want to get the bell logo in baby blue on my leg along with the hatchet man on the other
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on July 01, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
get BatBoy on your foot, too.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: 5m4llP0X on July 05, 2010, 04:34:49 AM
(http://www.27bslash6.com/images/cutme200000times_03b.jpg)
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: jx on July 05, 2010, 11:50:36 AM
I was thinking XKCD's circuit diagram (https://infosecurity.us/?p=14007) as a full back tattoo.

I bet we could come up with even funnier components. It needs a hamster or a carrier pigeon...

I haven't come up with a design but I'd like to get a band tattoo (So it is a unit) incorporating squirrels and the line from Strawberry Fields Forever "No one, I think, is in my tree."

Probably will never actually follow through, though.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: rbcp on July 05, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
Jenn, we should get mid-life crisis tattoos together!

Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: jx on July 06, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
Jenn, we should get mid-life crisis tattoos together!

That would be awesome. We should each get half of something like those best friends necklaces then convince other people to get the other half and convince them to convince others to get the other half. Then make a website like Where's George to track the proliferation.

Yeah, I know it wouldn't play out. But wouldn't it be cool if it did?
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: liife on July 11, 2010, 01:49:18 PM
GET CAPTAIN PLANET TATTOO'D ON YOUR NECK.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: I-baLL on July 18, 2010, 09:41:09 AM
Nothing screams "midwife crisis" like a Pabst Blue Ribbon tattoo.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: jx on July 18, 2010, 09:53:44 AM
Nothing screams "midwife crisis" like a Pabst Blue Ribbon tattoo.


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Midwife_home_appointment.jpg/220px-Midwife_home_appointment.jpg)

It's a
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
wiiiiiiiiiiiiife
criiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sis...

(Reference: Faith No More - Midlife Crisis (http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#faith%20no%20more%20midlife%20crisis/all/1)
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on July 23, 2010, 05:44:57 AM
Nothing screams "midwife crisis" like a Pabst Blue Ribbon tattoo.


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Midwife_home_appointment.jpg/220px-Midwife_home_appointment.jpg)

It's a
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
wiiiiiiiiiiiiife
criiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sis...

(Reference: Faith No More - Midlife Crisis (http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#faith%20no%20more%20midlife%20crisis/all/1)

like... ew..
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: jx on July 23, 2010, 08:06:08 AM
like... ew..

Faith No More is genius, philistine.

 ;) :nonsense: :nonsense: :nonsense:
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: I-baLL on July 23, 2010, 08:48:36 AM
I think that the "ew" was referring to the woman who swallowed a baby. The other woman is putting her hand on the baby-eater's stomach to silence the baby's screams. Man, eaten babies are so damn loud when they're getting digested.
Title: Re: I need a mid-life crisis tattoo
Post by: trevelyn on July 23, 2010, 11:16:27 AM
L M F A O !! ! !