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Title: Sign hackery at the grocery store.
Post by: Magus on December 05, 2009, 07:58:19 PM

(http://photoblog.prehack.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sign1.jpg)
I noticed this sign a while back at the grocery store. Look at the brilliant craftsmanship! The delicate fonts and the careful precision. It must have taken a whole team of graphic designers to whip this up.

Unfortunately for them, I'm going to change it.

So I'm taking suggestions for clever or witty things to replace it with. Here's a few that I've came up with. But yours will probably be better:

"Not for use by fat people."
"This chair is for display purposes only."
"Warning: Transforms into giant robot."

So please, either vote for one of those or come up with another one.

Title: Re: Sign hackery at the grocery store.
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on December 06, 2009, 03:14:23 PM

No veterans of a foreign war are permissible to use this device. Thank you.

Title: Re: Sign hackery at the grocery store.
Post by: KerberosCorp on May 25, 2010, 08:20:36 AM

"This chair is for display purposes only." is the best one out of the ones you thought of because the ( Fat ) would give a red flag for being unprofessional while the display purpose only sign would stop anyone from using it making it that more of a joke to laugh at and i agree there are overweight people who use those that shouldn't, Disability by weight does not make you Disability and owning a sports car does not make you disable !

Title: Re: Sign hackery at the grocery store.
Post by: roche on June 09, 2010, 08:15:51 PM

"Whites Only"

Title: Re: Sign hackery at the grocery store.
Post by: MIB on June 10, 2010, 04:44:18 AM

"No hambeasts allowed. Walk your fat ass to the snack aisle."

MIB

Title: Re: Sign hackery at the grocery store.
Post by: ErrorLoading on June 11, 2010, 06:49:32 PM

"Does not turn right" or "Only Runs in Reverse"

Title: Re: Sign hackery at the grocery store.
Post by: com64 on November 25, 2010, 12:59:08 AM

How about:
"Excessive force may be necessary to operate this equipment."
or
"Not for use by children over the age of three."
or
"May lead to severe brain cancer."
or
"Safe for use as a defense mechanism during a zombie apocalypse."

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself., I think mine are good.  8)

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