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Other Stuff That Has Little To Do With PLA => General Discussions => Topic started by: Michael R. Wally on December 01, 2010, 10:20:42 PM
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If anyone here is in contact with, or otherwise knows how to contact, Big-E (Phone Losers/Haxor Radio staffer), Please pass word that I am wanting to speak with him.
Michael.R.Wally@gmail.com / 412-256-8086.
UPDATE: I am now offering a $300 cash reward for anyone who puts Big-E in touch with me. Contact me via Email, SMS, or Telephone to collect.
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Reward offered?
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That's only slightly less suspicious than Murd0c's old alias, "Richard B. Willy."
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That guy up there is Hairball. Who you might remember for scamming a bunch of free Folgers Coffee calling cards and being sent to prison because of it. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Why would anyone need phone cards to call Folgers Coffee?
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That guy up there is Hairball. Who you might remember for scamming a bunch of free Folgers Coffee calling cards and being sent to prison because of it. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
And if anyone actually knew BigE, they wouldn't be in the least bit surprised to know that he's come up missing.
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Immediately after the PLA panel at The Fifth HOPE, Big-E, I-baLL, Judas, Murd0c, and myself passed around a leather bag filled with four white stones and one black one. Chanting in a circle around an incense burner and a copy of the latest issue of 2600 magazine, we each drew a stone from the bag. As one we reached toward the center of the circle and, on the count of three, opened our hands revealing our stones. Big-E had drawn the black stone so, in accordance with the blood oath the five of us had made earlier that day, the rest of us killed him and roasted his flesh in a George Foreman grill, serving him over seasoned rice at our hotel room party that evening.
The next morning we felt sort of bad about the whole thing, so we all packed up on a mass pilgrimage to his house and threw up in his bed. Unless someone's laundered the sheets, he's still there today.
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I have to admit that the grill I bought was not a George Foreman grill but a cheap chinese knock-off. I needed to save money to buy enough rice to accommodate all of the meat.
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Actually it was Big-E's body double that got tenderized and grilled. My mole deep inside the CIA told me the real Big-E is conducting some black ops in...
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
[thud]
To: CIA Langely
From: Cactus Farmer
Subject exterminated. Docs. are in the dead drop. Returning to location green.
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I have to admit that the grill I bought was not a George Foreman grill but a cheap chinese knock-off. I needed to save money to buy enough rice to accommodate all of the meat.
No wonder the last batch broke the grill. I knew Big-E was hardcore, but I didn't think he could beat George Foreman.
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FOLGERS: IT'S GOOD TO THE LAST DROP.
/rock over london
//rock on chicago
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GINGERBREAD KNOCKED ME OUT.
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I talked to Big_E over 2 years ago when Liife called him while we were at Taco Bell one day. He was still in Florida doing security and still fat as fuck. Great guy.
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I am now offering a $300 cash reward for anyone who puts Big-E in touch with me. Contact me via Email, SMS, or Telephone to collect.
Michael.R.Wally@gmail.com / 412-256-8086
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I will pay each of you $400 to not tell Michael where Big-E is.
Here are pictures of how Michael dresses while on the hunt for Big-E. (http://partylineadventures.com/photo/photo/listForContributor?screenName=2kgn8cuyuzbli)
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Very tacti-cool! Hopefully Big-E isn't hiding behind a medium sized fence or anything, because I think poor Wally might be screwed then.
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Here are pictures of how Michael dresses while on the hunt for Big-E. (http://partylineadventures.com/photo/photo/listForContributor?screenName=2kgn8cuyuzbli)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
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I will pay each of you $400 to not tell Michael where Big-E is.
Here are pictures of how Michael dresses while on the hunt for Big-E. (http://partylineadventures.com/photo/photo/listForContributor?screenName=2kgn8cuyuzbli)
Why is he dressed like that?
Here is Big E:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/110560749_82c8618c26.jpg)
you can pay pal the money directly to Brad's account now.
kthx.
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According to unnamed sources, Vin aka Big-E is serving a 2.5 year stint in a Florida prison after a botched armed robbery.
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According to unnamed sources, Vin aka Big-E is serving a 2.5 year stint in a Florida prison after a botched armed robbery.
what. a. loser. My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself..
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Why are you looking for Big-E? Is he a friend of yours? Family? Quit being so damned mysterious.