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Other Stuff That Has Little To Do With PLA => General Discussions => Topic started by: SpaceBison on February 02, 2011, 03:13:59 PM

Title: Dear Phonelosers,
Post by: SpaceBison on February 02, 2011, 03:13:59 PM

I just scored 12,000 envelopes for free off of craigslists from some defunct business. You jelly?
Also, I have no idea what to do with them. Any ideas? :nonsense: :nonsense: :nonsense:
(http://www.spacebison.com/files/envelopes2.jpg)
(http://www.spacebison.com/files/envelopes1.jpg)

Title: Re: Dear Phonelosers,
Post by: rbcp on February 02, 2011, 03:18:28 PM

Go to the roof of the tallest building and toss them down.  Take them out of the box first, so you don't kill anyone.

Or maybe start up a business yourself called NWIC and hey, free office supplies!

Title: Re: Dear Phonelosers,
Post by: dyslexicoger on February 04, 2011, 07:07:01 AM

I think you need to found a mail drop box and place them all in it, and film the postman/woman trying to sort through it all.

Title: Re: Dear Phonelosers,
Post by: murd0c on February 04, 2011, 08:44:36 AM

Quote from: dyslexicoger on February 04, 2011, 07:07:01 AM

I think you need to found a mail drop box and place them all in it, and film the postman/woman trying to sort through it all.

Man, that would really suck. Really really suck.

Title: Re: Dear Phonelosers,
Post by: rbcp on February 04, 2011, 09:02:25 AM

Become a drug dealer and seal your product in the envelopes.  You'll save a fortune on little baggies!

Title: Re: Dear Phonelosers,
Post by: I-baLL on February 07, 2011, 03:16:30 PM

Go to some far off place and drop the envelopes into the mail, all stuffed with the message "The time machine works!"

As the envelopes do not have any postage on them they will be returned to sender. So whichever company currently resides at their former address will become mightily confused while you laugh at your evil plan like some anti-postal Fu Manchu.