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Other Stuff That Has Little To Do With PLA => General Discussions => Topic started by: mthawoffspringb on December 20, 2006, 04:37:21 PM
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Riddles are fun, post riddles here
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the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
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Your mom's pussy.
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the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
a coffin
Now here's one you guy's cant guess:
What do I have in my pocket?
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Now here's one you guy's cant guess:
What do I have in my pocket?
What has it got in its pockets, precious?
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the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
a coffin
Now here's one you guy's cant guess:
What do I have in my pocket?
the answer for your riddle
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the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
a coffin
Now here's one you guy's cant guess:
What do I have in my pocket?
Lint and air.
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a dime, two quarters, five nickels, a penny, lint, and air
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Here's a riddle I'm stealing from Scrubs:
What two coins make up thirty cents? One can't be a nickel.
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Here's a riddle I'm stealing from Scrubs:
What two coins make up thirty cents? One can't be a nickel.
Quarter and a nickel?
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One can't be a nickel.
A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...
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One can't be a nickel.
A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...
I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.
Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?
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One can't be a nickel.
A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...
I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.
Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?
Oh, this is simple. All you need is vector math. We know the wind is blowing North to South at 10mph and if the train is going at 20mph then we can assume that this is happening at night (which is why the train is so slow.)
Now, electric trains don't normally produce stream unless their brakes are overheating. If their brakes are overheating then we are assuming that the stream is going into the train itself thus going straight up!
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This one's stolen from an old Sierra adventure game...
What is the room that you enter but never leave?
What is the room that you leave but never enter?
Oh, and the answer is different for each question.
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The PLA Forums and a Womb...
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The PLA Forums and a Womb...
Oh, come on, you can't get the first question? I mean, the answers rhyme. Since you got "wmb" then the first question should be easy to answer.
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One can't be a nickel.
A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...
I guess that riddle doesn't work too good when written on a forum. I've asked about 5 people since I heard it and none of them got it.
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the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
a coffin
Now here's one you guy's cant guess:
What do I have in my pocket?
thats right...and how should i know what you have in your pocket
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One can't be a nickel.
A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...
I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.
Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?
electric trains to make steam
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One can't be a nickel.
A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...
I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.
Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?
electric trains to make steam
Huh? What?
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One can't be a nickel.
A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...
I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.
Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?
electric trains to make steam
Huh? What?
it says that the train is electric but electric trains run on electricity not steam
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One can't be a nickel.
A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...
I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.
Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?
electric trains to make steam
Huh? What?
it says that the train is electric but electric trains run on electricity not steam
Yeah, I know that. I pointed that out in my answer.
My question to you was:
What does "electric trains to make steam" mean?
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mthawoffspringb: I suggest you stop while you're behind. You've made too many stupid, retarded, double, and unedited posts today.
And your marquee posts and signature isn't helping you any.
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Courtesy of the Dark Tower:
Light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
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Courtesy of the Dark Tower:
Light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
omg their breath
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Visitors to a scenic mountain village were often amused by the village idiot. When offered a choice between a shiny fifty-cent piece and a crumpled five dollar bill, he would always happily take choose the half dollar. The bill was worth ten times as much, so why did he never choose it?
MIB
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Visitors to a scenic mountain village were often amused by the village idiot. When offered a choice between a shiny fifty-cent piece and a crumpled five dollar bill, he would always happily take choose the half dollar. The bill was worth ten times as much, so why did he never choose it?
MIB
Because if he ever took the five dollar bill he would never be asked whether he would choice between the fifty-cent pace of the 5 dollar bill. ::)
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Visitors to a scenic mountain village were often amused by the village idiot. When offered a choice between a shiny fifty-cent piece and a crumpled five dollar bill, he would always happily take choose the half dollar. The bill was worth ten times as much, so why did he never choose it?
MIB
Because if he ever took the five dollar bill he would never be asked whether he would choice between the fifty-cent pace of the 5 dollar bill. ::)
I Googled it too! ;)
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oh... bahaha you googled it? Its old I knew it already.
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I stole this from Die Hard: With A Vengeance (which is infinitely better than "Scrubs", whose answer is "one nickel and one quarter")...
While I was traveling to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wive had seven cats. Each cat had seven sacks. Each sack had seven kittens. Each kitten had seven mice. Mice, kittens, sacks, cats, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
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I stole this from Die Hard: With A Vengeance (which is infinitely better than "Scrubs", whose answer is "one nickel and one quarter")...
While I was traveling to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wive had seven cats. Each cat had seven sacks. Each sack had seven kittens. Each kitten had seven mice. Mice, kittens, sacks, cats, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
None?
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One because he's going but he never said that the rest of the people/objects/animals, were going.
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One because he's going but he never said that the rest of the people/objects/animals, were going.
I don't think that this riddle is answerable with the way it's written.
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One because he's going but he never said that the rest of the people/objects/animals, were going.
I don't think that this riddle is answerable with the way it's written.
Yeah, it doesn't give enough information to give a solid answer. The man he meets might be going the opposite direction, who knows.
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Yeah, it doesn't give enough information to give a solid answer.
Not enough information?
While I was traveling to St. Ives...
"I" = one person.
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Yeah, it doesn't give enough information to give a solid answer.
Not enough information?
It doesn't say that the man isn't travelling to St. Ives as well, and due to the ambiguity of "with" we don't know if these wives knives and hives are with him in a property relation, with him in the place of meeting, or with him on his journey to St. Ives. Cf,
That man over there with seven wives (maybe not his wives, but they are present).
The man with seven wives (his wives, maybe not with him here)
The man travelling with seven wives (maybe not his wives, maybe not present, but they are travelling together).
When you read that deep into it, the riddle collapses under its lack of conciseness. But then so would most riddles, hence my not reading that deep into it initially and proposing the answer "none."
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Because of the fact that it doesn't mention at what location or to where the other characters are traveling, then you could assume that he met them on the train traveling to St. Ives.
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Yeah, it doesn't give enough information to give a solid answer.
Not enough information?
It doesn't say that the man isn't travelling to St. Ives as well, and due to the ambiguity of "with" we don't know if these wives knives and hives are with him in a property relation, with him in the place of meeting, or with him on his journey to St. Ives. Cf,
That man over there with seven wives (maybe not his wives, but they are present).
The man with seven wives (his wives, maybe not with him here)
The man travelling with seven wives (maybe not his wives, maybe not present, but they are travelling together).
When you read that deep into it, the riddle collapses under its lack of conciseness. But then so would most riddles, hence my not reading that deep into it initially and proposing the answer "none."
The whole point of most riddles is that you have to look outside the box.
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Yeah, it doesn't give enough information to give a solid answer.
Not enough information?
While I was traveling to St. Ives...
"I" = one person.
But how can we tell if the others are or aren't going to St. Ives?
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Yeah, it doesn't give enough information to give a solid answer.
Not enough information?
While I was traveling to St. Ives...
"I" = one person.
But how can we tell if the others are or aren't going to St. Ives?
well he says "met a man" he doesn't say that he'd met the rest so you can deduce that.
ANYWAYS!!
Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers"?
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Don't know if this make a difference, but the Die Hard riddle beings "As I was going..." instead of "While I was going..." The word while kind of implies that it was something that happened on the duration of the journey. "As I was going..." seems more likely to imply that it happened en route.
If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?
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Don't know if this make a difference, but the Die Hard riddle beings "As I was going..." instead of "While I was going..." The word while kind of implies that it was something that happened on the duration of the journey. "As I was going..." seems more likely to imply that it happened en route.
If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?
Reply mine first you selfish!
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Don't know if this make a difference, but the Die Hard riddle beings "As I was going..." instead of "While I was going..." The word while kind of implies that it was something that happened on the duration of the journey. "As I was going..." seems more likely to imply that it happened en route.
If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?
Reply mine first you selfish!
You asked a trivia question and not a riddle.
The answer is that when the team was based in Minneapolis they named themselves after the thousands of lakes in Minnesota.
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Yeah, it doesn't give enough information to give a solid answer.
Not enough information?
While I was traveling to St. Ives...
"I" = one person.
But how can we tell if the others are or aren't going to St. Ives?
You don't seem to understand the fact that it wouldn't be a riddle if it said whether or not they were going to St. Ives. The fact that it doesn't say, is attempting to make you think that they are, but they really arn't, thus making it a riddle.
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a riddle then...
I love the web though I've never used a computa'
what am I?
its an easy one bro's c'mon!
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A spider!
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a riddle then...
I love the web though I've never used a computa'
what am I?
its an easy one bro's c'mon!
Spider. You remind me of a guy from the ACForums. There was a thread about office-related jargon, and he posted oceanfuls of not-office-related-and-unpronounceable acronyms.
I don't need to tell you which user, just read this if you want to witness stupidity in its highest graces. (http://forums.adventchildren.net/showthread.php?t=75839&highlight=trust)
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ha! yeah but in my case is different because I'm in an acceptable level of stupidity, the one that most of the people find amusing.
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Here's a riddle.
A man walks into walmart and loads 30 cases of soda into a cart and walks out without paying for it. The LP's do nothing and no one else calls the cops. The following week he brings back 25 cases and gets money.
What the solution?
MIB
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Here's a riddle.
A man walks into walmart and loads 30 cases of soda into a cart and walks out without paying for it. The LP's do nothing and no one else calls the cops. The following week he brings back 25 cases and gets money.
What the solution?
MIB
Is he the soda vendor?
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a riddle for every one
a lady wakes up everym morning, takes the elevator down to the first floor, then walks to work. When she comes home, she goes half-way up on the elevator and half-way up on the stairs. On rainy days she takes the elevator all the way up...why is all this?
im sure you've heard this before
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Don't know if this make a difference, but the Die Hard riddle beings "As I was going..." instead of "While I was going..." The word while kind of implies that it was something that happened on the duration of the journey. "As I was going..." seems more likely to imply that it happened en route.
If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?
Sounds like an ice cube.
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Is he the soda vendor?
Give this man a cigar. Correct. As for the elevator riddle I can remember what the solution is.
Here's a riddle from a book I have:
A rich man's son was kidnapped. The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park. Plainclothes police officers surrounded the park, intending to follow the criminal or his messenger. The rich man arrive at the payphone (no he didn't use a redbox) and followed the instructions but the police were powerless to prevent the diamond from leaving the park and reaching the crafty villain. What did he do?
MIB
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A homing pigeon could be left in the booth with a small container attached to its leg for the diamond. Kidnapper watches from a distance. If there is any 'funny buisness' (like rich man not releasing the pigeon, or bringing in police to put a tracking the device on the pigeon) then kidnapper does not release the son, and doesn't wait around at the spot where the pigeon is going to go. If all goes well, kidnapper takes the next flight to the pigeon's home and waits for it to arrive.
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In a world where 1 is 2, 5 is 5, and 8 is 7, what appears when you multiply 331 and 3 without heaven and earth?
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a riddle for every one
a lady wakes up everym morning, takes the elevator down to the first floor, then walks to work. When she comes home, she goes half-way up on the elevator and half-way up on the stairs. On rainy days she takes the elevator all the way up...why is all this?
im sure you've heard this before
She's a midget!
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Is he the soda vendor?
Give this man a cigar. Correct. As for the elevator riddle I can remember what the solution is.
Here's a riddle from a book I have:
A rich man's son was kidnapped. The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park. Plainclothes police officers surrounded the park, intending to follow the criminal or his messenger. The rich man arrive at the payphone (no he didn't use a redbox) and followed the instructions but the police were powerless to prevent the diamond from leaving the park and reaching the crafty villain. What did he do?
MIB
Uhm, this is a weird one. Nowhere does it say that the guy was supposed to leave the diamond in the booth. So from what I can guess the crafty villain had the rich man go into the booth. The phone rang. The rich man picked it up and was told what to do next.
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gangels was right about the pigeon.
Here's the solution from the book:
This is a true story from Taiwan. When the rich man reached the phone booth, he found a carrier pigeon in a cage.It had a message attached teeling the man to put the diamond in a small bag which was around the pigeon's neck and to release the bird. When the man did this, the police were powerless to follow the bird as it returned across the city to it's owner.
Here's another riddle.
A mischievous fellow decided to pee out the window of the el train he was on. A police officer on the ground saw this and ran to the train platform which was 100 feet away. When the cop got on the train the perp was gone.
From the above riddle figure out what I'm trying to spell out. The answer is quite easy.
MIB
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Pee el A
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But..but that doesn't spell anything!
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Sounds like an ice cube.
Not an ice cube, btw.
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Sounds like an ice cube.
Not an ice cube, btw.
Wait, wait, I think I got this one...
Is it an ice cube?
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A multi-billionaire is faced with a choice of 3 beautiful young women to marry.
Curious as to how each of them would handle money after becoming the wife of a fabulously wealthy man, he decides on a plan: He gives each of them one million dollars with instructions that it is theirs to do with whatever they want. Then he books a month-long vacation and determines to make his decision upon his return.
When the man returns from his trip, he asks each woman what she did with her million, then makes his decision.
The first woman intends to impress her soon-to-be husband with her financial savvy. She takes her million dollars to her stockbroker, invests it all in some high-risk ventures and loses everything.
The second woman goes on an extravagant spending spree, buying everything she ever wanted, all for herself. After a few weeks, she's spent every penny of the million dollars.
The third woman, being of a compassionate and generous nature, donates all of her million dollars to multiple charities, where she knows it will do the most good.
Q: Which one did the man choose to marry?
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A. The one with the biggest tits
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Sounds like an ice cube.
Not an ice cube, btw.
An ice cube tray?
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A multi-billionaire is faced with a choice of 3 beautiful young women to marry.
Curious as to how each of them would handle money after becoming the wife of a fabulously wealthy man, he decides on a plan: He gives each of them one million dollars with instructions that it is theirs to do with whatever they want. Then he books a month-long vacation and determines to make his decision upon his return.
When the man returns from his trip, he asks each woman what she did with her million, then makes his decision.
The first woman intends to impress her soon-to-be husband with her financial savvy. She takes her million dollars to her stockbroker, invests it all in some high-risk ventures and loses everything.
The second woman goes on an extravagant spending spree, buying everything she ever wanted, all for herself. After a few weeks, she's spent every penny of the million dollars.
The third woman, being of a compassionate and generous nature, donates all of her million dollars to multiple charities, where she knows it will do the most good.
Q: Which one did the man choose to marry?
A. The one with the biggest tits
Too easy?
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Too easy?
Too googleable
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A moth ate words.
I thought that was quite curious, that a mere worm, a thief in the dark, ate what a man wrote, his brilliant language and its strong foundation. The thief got no wiser for all that he fattened himself on words.
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A moth ate words.
I thought that was quite curious, that a mere worm, a thief in the dark, ate what a man wrote, his brilliant language and its strong foundation. The thief got no wiser for all that he fattened himself on words.
Someone please kill me..... preferably now
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What makes you say that?
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A moth ate words.
I thought that was quite curious, that a mere worm, a thief in the dark, ate what a man wrote, his brilliant language and its strong foundation. The thief got no wiser for all that he fattened himself on words.
Bookworm?
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You got it.
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Sounds like an ice cube.
Not an ice cube, btw.
An ice cube tray?
maybe a dial tone?
I dunno... It doesn't really work. but I just like making stupid guesses so It looks like i'm doing something productive.