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Title: "Wanna take a picture of my d**k?" he asked
Post by: legend813 on December 23, 2006, 10:59:52 PM
After working all day in wind and rain I decide to head up to Walmart to finish up some Christmas shopping. One of the items that I was looking for was a carrying case big enough to hold my Sony DSC-P52. So I carried the P52 inside the store on my wrist. Went back to electronics, selected a case and headed towards the front of the store. Near jewelery an older man, dressed in full redneck colors accused me of exposing film on him or whatever. That's was the exact moment when I slid the safety off my cams...

After explaining myself over and over to him I decided to give him his wish,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSy_2NUOvHQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSy_2NUOvHQ)

See, I don't lie. And I am true to my word. My camera was OFF.

Then he followed me though the store me met up again in toys and had this to say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=How77ZRBgs8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=How77ZRBgs8)

I didn't want any trouble he wasn't gonna shut the fuck up so I decided to set a zig-zag course though the store at flank speed and find an exit. And just in time....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdR2tao1nYI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdR2tao1nYI)

I can't leave the house. Every time that I go anywhere this sort of shit happens.





Title: Re: "Wanna take a picture of my dick?" he asked
Post by: Zerobio on December 24, 2006, 12:06:38 AM
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. that funny stuff wish i had a cam to carry around... should of called the cops and said he was trying to expose him self to you.
Title: Re: "Wanna take a picture of my dick?" he asked
Post by: PHISH-PHREAK on December 24, 2006, 12:13:15 AM
y didnt you just show him the pictures on your camera to proove to him? btw he looked like Fred xD
Title: Re: "Wanna take a picture of my d**k?" he asked
Post by: mb2025 on December 25, 2006, 05:08:49 AM
thats pretty funny, im surprised the guy didnt punch you in the face in the first video
Title: Re: "Wanna take a picture of my d**k?" he asked
Post by: Fred on December 25, 2006, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: PHISH-PHREAK on December 24, 2006, 12:13:15 AM
y didnt you just show him the pictures on your camera to proove to him? btw he looked like Fred xD


That was my brother Ralph.  If it were me,  I would have just handed him my phone number and poleroids of my d**k.
Title: Re: "Wanna take a picture of my d**k?" he asked
Post by: Colonel Panic on December 28, 2006, 11:01:31 AM
You ought to know better than to mess with a guy like him.

He's a wrangler, lemme tell ya. I know cuz it says so right on his shirt.
Title: Re: "Wanna take a picture of my d**k?" he asked
Post by: amazing_ned on December 28, 2006, 11:42:26 AM
Very nice, 'you faggot motherfucker.'