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Other Stuff That Has Little To Do With PLA => General Discussions => Topic started by: mr_doc on January 04, 2007, 04:25:16 PM
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Disposable razors will have 7 blades.
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Magical penis pumps.
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Skype payphones will appear in populated areas, and the PLA will charge $10 to get in.
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Cal will update calscontentkingdom.com.
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There will be another season of survivor.
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A robot will finally get my job, and do it better!! :-\
And Chinese Democracy will be finally released.
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I predict that...
- The RIAA will start suing people not only for downloading music and for lip-synching to it on YouTube, but also for humming and for singing in the shower.
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- The Internet geniuses who created the online sensation Second Life will hit on a new money-making idea: No Life. When Second Life players become bored with paying real money to sit at their computers all day, interacting with a virtual duplicate of the real world, they can escape from that dismal unreality by paying (conveniently by credit card or PayPal) the low price of $30.00 per month to purchase Internet access for their Second Life avatar. This groundbreaking new innovation will allow your Second Life avatar to sit down in front of his virtual Second Computer and watch his or her No Life avatar interact in an even more virtual duplicate of the virtual duplicate of the real world. (Spending cash for No Life can be purchased in "Linden dollars," the currency of Second Life, which can of course be purchased with actual real money from your bank account, credit card or PayPal.)
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- The phone companies will start offering cable TV service and cable companies will continue to provide phone service, US companies will continue to outsource jobs to India, until Americans start moving opening 7-11 and Dunkin Donuts franchises in Bangalore and Calcutta, our government will continue to make our nation safer by antagonizing our enemies, cats will bark while dogs meow, and proctologists will start doing dentistry work on the side.
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- The PLA will continue to wreak havok on the telephonic world for our own enjoyment and amusement, and will release a new CD via iTunes, mp3.com and Audible.com, with all the PLA Radio episodes plus all the phone pranks from the website.
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George Bush will win the 2007 elections.
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ooooooh SNAP!!!
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Windows Vista will be released 2 months behind schedule with more initial fatal errors than XP and ME combined
NAMP (National Association of Music Publishers) will not stop with their ban on guitar tabs but will also hire teenagers to spy on cover bands that used previously released, now illicit tabs to collect royalties.
A movie will come out that is NOTHING but product placement.
Sun Microsystems will finally release a commercial OS that will outshadow either Mac or Windows, catching up with their computer development.
Thousands of nerds will overlook age requirements as they attempt to nominate Dylan Avery and Maddox for president.
After the draft is re-instated, thousands of working-class Americans will move to third world nations to both dodge the draft and reclaim the jobs they lost from corporate outsourcing.
Osama Bin Laden will finally be arrested in Richmond, Virginia while hijacking a bus, only to be let go on the legal technicality that he wasn't read his Miranda Rights while being interrogated.
Corporations, no longer able to buy dwindling competitors, will turn to purchasing third world nations. Pepsi Presents: Nigeria will become the international capital for blackmail and great new taste.
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A movie will come out that is NOTHING but product placement.
That already happened, "Cellular"...
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New Coke will make a comeback.
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I'm hoping for a Crystal Pepsi comeback.
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A movie will come out that is NOTHING but product placement.
That already happened, "Cellular"...
Actually it was called Josie and the Pussycats.
P4nyk
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Casino Royal was pretty think too.
Sony*Cough*Cellphone*Cough*Laptop*Cough*Underwear*Cough*DVD Player*Cough*Science Exhibits*
and thats nothing compared to the filth some call "iRobot"
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Get off your maddox bandwagon, dude. Think of a better product placement movie that an internet cult sensation hasn't already torn to shreds.
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Casino Royal was pretty think too.
Sony*Cough*Cellphone*Cough*Laptop*Cough*Underwear*Cough*DVD Player*Cough*Science Exhibits*
and thats nothing compared to the filth some call "iRobot"
Isaac Asimov filth? Blasphemy!
P4nyk
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Lord of the Rings was all product placement.
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Lord of the Rings was all product placement.
If you say that for the Book and Merchandising then every movie is...
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If you say that for the Book and Merchandising then every movie is...
Actually, I was trying to be ironic. There's absolutely no place in LOTR that a product placement could be possible. Can you imagine Boromir saying, "Give me the Coke, Frodo!"? or Gandalf asking, "Bilbo, what's in your wallet?"
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If you say that for the Book and Merchandising then every movie is...
Actually, I was trying to be ironic. There's absolutely no place in LOTR that a product placement could be possible. Can you imagine Boromir saying, "Give me the Coke, Frodo!"? or Gandalf asking, "Bilbo, what's in your wallet?"
your fault, your sarcasm is lame
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Casino Royal was pretty think too.
Sony*Cough*Cellphone*Cough*Laptop*Cough*Underwear*Cough*DVD Player*Cough*Science Exhibits*
and thats nothing compared to the filth some call "iRobot"
Isaac Asimov filth? Blasphemy!
P4nyk
Meh. Asimov's kind of overrated.
He wrote like 500 books or something, but only like 5% are really good. Something like 80% are garbage, total fluff.
Jesus, come to think of it, those are still some pretty good numbers. 25 awesome books in one lifetime?
Yeah on second thought I guess Asimov does deserve some props.
But it's still a pain to pick up one of his books and start to get all into it just to have the story go all limp like halfway through.
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Casino Royal was pretty think too.
Sony*Cough*Cellphone*Cough*Laptop*Cough*Underwear*Cough*DVD Player*Cough*Science Exhibits*
and thats nothing compared to the filth some call "iRobot"
Isaac Asimov filth? Blasphemy!
P4nyk
Meh. Asimov's kind of overrated.
He wrote like 500 books or something, but only like 5% are really good. Something like 80% are garbage, total fluff.
Jesus, come to think of it, those are still some pretty good numbers. 25 awesome books in one lifetime?
Yeah on second thought I guess Asimov does deserve some props.
But it's still a pain to pick up one of his books and start to get all into it just to have the story go all limp like halfway through.
Good point.
P4nyk
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f you say that for the Book and Merchandising then every movie is...
Actually, I was trying to be ironic. There's absolutely no place in LOTR that a product placement could be possible. Can you imagine Boromir saying, "Give me the Coke, Frodo!"? or Gandalf asking, "Bilbo, what's in your wallet?"
your fault, your sarcasm is lame
No you just suck at understanding it
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Airbus will file for Chapter 11.
Bush will be hated.
Phonelosers wil be attacked by a military junta backed by AT&T.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8f/Pinochetjunta.jpg/180px-Pinochetjunta.jpg)
They will look very gangster and form a rap group called "UN tries to Junt us".
The will sound similar to Kevin Federline.
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Cingular will get rid of it's ridiculous orange inflicted campaign and go back to it's true daddy At&t.
also i will buy a house, finally get my macbook/tablet and pittsburgh will finally get some snow.
(i had no idea this thread was seriouy serious.)
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Cingular will get rid of it's ridiculous orange inflicted campaign and go back to it's true daddy At&t.
also i will buy a house, finally get my macbook/tablet and pittsburgh will finally get some snow.
(i had no idea this thread was seriouy serious.)
The at&t thing has already come true.
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2007 will be the year of the Aardvark.
phonelosers will prevail over at&t thus be in control of America.
Prank callers will bomb the white house.
Taco Bell will go out of buisness.
and the USD bills will have RBCP's head on them.
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2007: PLA will buy out Verizon and Qwest, thus making it one of the two biggest phone companies in America and placing it in direct competition with AT&T.
2009: After two years of playing catch-up, AT&T will surrender and merge with PLA, forming "The New PLAT&T". RBCP begins responding only to the name "Pa Bell". The nation panics.
2011: After an extensive field test in Roy, NM, PLAT&T rolls out the new 6ESS switching system nationwide. Key features include faster call routing, in-band trunk signalling, and new features to deliver harmful or lethal voltages to problematic subscribers based on their individual calling habits.
A suit was filed jointly by the FCC, BBB, UPL, and NAMBLA to prevent the rollout, but CEO Brad "Pa Bell" Carter decided to go forward anyways. On the day of the nationwide cut-over, Carter issued a statement to the groups which read, in part, "Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus." The written statement also reminded telephone users to dial carefully, and to be sure to say "ibabababababababa" when speaking with the operator.
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They will make a air freshener that smells like when you put out a burning match cooool!!!!!!!!!!111
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Scientists will realize that you can call just about anything a meat patty. The world hunger problem will be solved.
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Crack will be the drug of the Future