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Pranks => Revenge => Topic started by: z3wb on November 26, 2007, 05:04:59 AM
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I always thought it would be a great gag to smear feces on a dollar bill and mail it to someone.
Could I get into any kind of trouble for this?
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I always thought it would be a great gag to smear feces on a dollar bill and mail it to someone.
Could I get into any kind of trouble for this?
http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume6/v6i4/postal-6-4.html
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Ha ha ha, he tried to get a negative postage fee for mailing a helium balloon.
But no, I mean if the poo dollar was inside an envelope and looked completely innocent. There are prank companies on the Internet like mailpoop.com that send REAL shit to people for a fee, so I guess it's not completely illegal to do it.
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(http://www.codysortore.com/images/epic.jpg)
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Other than a drop in overall life value, I can't think of a repercussion to mailing poo. If we're talking about your own, it might actually get you a few cool points. If, however, you have to pay another company to mail out feces for you, I'd say you need to re-evaluate your life and consider some strategic alternatives to continuing your pre-mortum status.
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Agreed. I would never pay anyone to do a job that I could carry out on my own for free, and most likely, with more potent results. (I eat a lot of gas station bean burritos.)
I'm wondering, though, is there any way for them to find out? If the poo smell were potent enough, would that be a sufficient reason for the postal workers to open the letter and find the poo dollar? Also, I heard somewhere they sometimes let dogs check the mail for drugs. And whenever I take my dog for a walk I always end up having to forcibly drag him away after he's sniffed a foreign dog turd for about 6 hours, so my guess is that if a dog were to sniff out the mail for drugs, I would be screwed.
But I'm not sure exactly how much trouble I would get into. Knowing how smelly my shit is, I'd probably be taken in for mass murder, and possibly a violation of the Geneva Convention.
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Just leave off the return address and drop it in a mailbox across town from your house if you're really paranoid.
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He could also try spraying one of those scent masks for hunters inside the box somehow. Then ALL the letters would smell like something the dog wanted and his would maybe be ignored.
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If you're gonna do it, just do it. Don't leave fingerprints and don't leave enough solid to be identifiable from a stool sample, should it come back to you.
be a man and TAKE THAT SHIT! [/AVGN reference]
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If you're gonna do it, just do it. Don't leave fingerprints and don't leave enough solid to be identifiable from a stool sample, should it come back to you.
be a man and TAKE THAT SHIT! [/AVGN reference]
Read this thread? I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarhea dump in my ear. I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.
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I'm the angryst loser you've ever heard! I'm the angry Phone los-er!
On Phonelosers.NET, When I saw the thing for advertising, I got an envlope, Wrote "Cheer up UPL!" on it, Put a scrap of paper with "10$" written on both sides, along w/a smiley face, took a BIG shit in it. (It was a large envlope) and mailed it to them! Not sure if they got it... never heard anything back
I've never heard of a rule saying NOT to smear shit all over a dollar and send it to somone.
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I'm the angryst loser you've ever heard! I'm the angry Phone los-er!
On Phonelosers.NET, When I saw the thing for advertising, I got an envlope, Wrote "Cheer up UPL!" on it, Put a scrap of paper with "10$" written on both sides, along w/a smiley face, took a BIG shit in it. (It was a large envlope) and mailed it to them! Not sure if they got it... never heard anything back
I've never heard of a rule saying NOT to smear shit all over a dollar and send it to somone.
Worst post ever.
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I deserve a leet point simply for not being that guy.
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I deserve a leet point simply for not being that guy.
There, now STFU about it.
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On Phonelosers.NET, When I saw the thing for advertising, I got an envlope, Wrote "Cheer up UPL!" on it, Put a scrap of paper with "10$" written on both sides, along w/a smiley face, took a BIG shit in it. (It was a large envlope) and mailed it to them! Not sure if they got it... never heard anything back
I've never heard of a rule saying NOT to smear shit all over a dollar and send it to somone.
The water content of the shit would make the envelope really soggy, plus it would stink. The postal service would be forced to check it to make sure it doesn't contain anything illegal to send (organic items), see it was a shit, and not send it.
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On Phonelosers.NET, When I saw the thing for advertising, I got an envlope, Wrote "Cheer up UPL!" on it, Put a scrap of paper with "10$" written on both sides, along w/a smiley face, took a BIG shit in it. (It was a large envlope) and mailed it to them! Not sure if they got it... never heard anything back
I've never heard of a rule saying NOT to smear shit all over a dollar and send it to somone.
The water content of the shit would make the envelope really soggy, plus it would stink. The postal service would be forced to check it to make sure it doesn't contain anything illegal to send (organic items), see it was a shit, and not send it.
Well, I could see that happening if I put a whole turd in the envelope, but I'm talking about just taking a dump then swiping the dollar bill between my butt cheeks. If there's just a thin coating of poo on the bill, it shouldn't stink too fiercely or penetrate the envelope and, with any luck, the person will receive it, reach into the envelope, pull out the money, and get the poo on their hand.
It's all here in this diagram:
(http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/2172/poodollarnm1.jpg)
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BEST DIAGRAM EVER!
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Poop on the drivers seat of their car. Then they will have to get it cleaned, but how will they get to the car wash ???