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Title: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
Post by: Mr.Cactus on June 18, 2009, 06:06:02 PM
Every extra inch of meat in your pants equals every extra positive feature of your character. Oh wait, who cares about your personality if you have a large device between your legs.









Just thought i'd let cha' know.
Title: Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
Post by: SpaceBison on June 18, 2009, 06:49:42 PM
It's not the size of the bone that matters, it's how deep you bury it.
Title: Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
Post by: Magus on June 19, 2009, 07:44:48 AM
It may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine.
Title: Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
Post by: Mr.Cactus on June 19, 2009, 09:36:41 AM
Quote from: SpaceBison on June 18, 2009, 06:49:42 PM
It's not the size of the bone that matters, it's how deep you bury it.

So true, so true.

Quote from: Mr. Anderson on June 19, 2009, 07:44:48 AM
It may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine.

Amen
Title: Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
Post by: trevelyn on June 19, 2009, 10:35:12 AM
this is coming from a guy who has a penis nose?
Title: Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
Post by: Mr.Cactus on June 19, 2009, 01:31:31 PM
Quote from: trevelyn on June 19, 2009, 10:35:12 AM
this is coming from a guy who has a penis nose?

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Title: Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
Post by: MIB on June 19, 2009, 03:32:13 PM
It's not how deep you can bury it, it's how accurate you fire each shot.

MIB
Title: Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
Post by: ApprenticePhreak on June 20, 2009, 09:27:32 AM
Long and thin may get it in, but short and fat is where it's at.

Just remember that, ladies and gents.
Title: Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
Post by: Magus on June 24, 2009, 05:21:11 AM
Sex with babies? Hey, if they can crawl, at least they're in the right position.