71
General Discussions / Re: What happened to Richard Cardo?
« Last post by AmishGangsta on June 11, 2014, 09:55:51 AM »It's doubtful YT would take those videos down nowadays without a court order.
News:
I'm messing with shit today, sorry about the theme change. -RBCP
I hate new things. -Murd0c
Recent Posts
72
Prank Phone Calls / Re: I need a female to help me with a prank...
« Last post by rbcp on June 11, 2014, 09:49:18 AM »I asked a PLA female I know if she'd do it. She probably has better things to do than scam a loving mother out of money, but I guess we'll see.
Is recording joint voicemails on a cell phone really a thing couples do? It makes sense on a home phone line, but cell phones are more of a personal thing that each person has separately. That'd be like those couples that share a single Facebook account. Or their toothbrushes. Gross.
Is recording joint voicemails on a cell phone really a thing couples do? It makes sense on a home phone line, but cell phones are more of a personal thing that each person has separately. That'd be like those couples that share a single Facebook account. Or their toothbrushes. Gross.
73
Prank Phone Calls / Re: Now Hiring: Steel Building Erector
« Last post by rbcp on June 11, 2014, 09:41:04 AM »I guess I have to do it since I'm the only other person who posts on the forums. Send me the numbers. I can't do it today, but I'll see about tomorrow.
It's too bad Carlito doesn't do shows anymore, because he's awesome at asking about jobs.
It's too bad Carlito doesn't do shows anymore, because he's awesome at asking about jobs.
74
Prank Phone Calls / Re: Now Hiring: Steel Building Erector
« Last post by ravenmaddox on June 10, 2014, 06:30:35 AM »I have my new plan for this rainy day and see if anything good gets recorded... I am going to call various construction companies in the area to see if they are hiring. Tell them I provide goods and services to keep their employees motivated. Motivated to work hard and to return to work daily in order to earn enough to purchase more good and services. I'm going to play it by ear until and just see what happens. Hilarity will ensue or I promise to open a fifth of Jack and simply not give a damn...
75
Prank Phone Calls / Re: I need a female to help me with a prank...
« Last post by ravenmaddox on June 10, 2014, 03:38:16 AM »Quote
Re: I need a female to help me witha prank... my prick...
better*
76
Prank Phone Calls / Now Hiring: Steel Building Erector
« Last post by ravenmaddox on June 10, 2014, 03:35:01 AM »One of the companies I work for is a steel building contractor who is currently hiring and looking for experienced hands. I thought it might be funny if someone were to call up looking for a job and tell them that they have tons of experience with metal roofing / paneling and connecting assembling steel framing. Certified Fork lift operator, boom / crane operator and experienced foreman running a crew of average 6 guys, etc. The hook is that they are really looking for experienced lead men to run crews right now, and I can give some more info for name dropping purposes.
My thought was to get them all interested and then say you had a few questions requests for example:
1) You have a chronic meth addiction and need to verify that someone in the office or in the field will be able to supply your habit at reasonable price / quality
2) You need every wednesday afternoon off early because that is when the junior high cheer leaders practice. No you do not have a wife or daughter, but you are trying to stay apprised of potential dates
3) Does the company do drug testing and if so what drugs have they tested and found to be most effective at motivating employees to come to work each day
4) Is a safety harness and hardhat required or will your wal-mart bag parachute and aluminum foil hat suffice (the foil doubles as a method of ingesting your meth!)
5) When staying overnight out of town are prostitutes provided by the company as part of the per diem or will you have to provide your own
6) a criminal history truly is not a bar from employment, but maybe offer a creative criminal history, perhaps involving children, old people, animals, duct tape, barb wire, scissors, and the lost episodes of MASH...
7) will your chronic masturbation pose any problem
your ideas of positive and negative reinforcement in training employees involve the use of sex... you like to reward the employees for a hard days work by giving them all blow jobs, because you are and experience pivot man and as punishment the employee showing the least amount of production will be that day's pivot man
Those are just a few of the insane ideas popping in my head this morning (don't judge!)
But if anyone is interested in doing this prank (I can't since I work here) PM me and I will provide phone numbers and whom to call and I can record (video!) of the reaction on this side. Arby and I had toyed with a similar idea before - the video recording of the other side of the prank - and I still think it is a great idea. Any takers?!?
My thought was to get them all interested and then say you had a few questions requests for example:
1) You have a chronic meth addiction and need to verify that someone in the office or in the field will be able to supply your habit at reasonable price / quality
2) You need every wednesday afternoon off early because that is when the junior high cheer leaders practice. No you do not have a wife or daughter, but you are trying to stay apprised of potential dates
3) Does the company do drug testing and if so what drugs have they tested and found to be most effective at motivating employees to come to work each day
4) Is a safety harness and hardhat required or will your wal-mart bag parachute and aluminum foil hat suffice (the foil doubles as a method of ingesting your meth!)
5) When staying overnight out of town are prostitutes provided by the company as part of the per diem or will you have to provide your own
6) a criminal history truly is not a bar from employment, but maybe offer a creative criminal history, perhaps involving children, old people, animals, duct tape, barb wire, scissors, and the lost episodes of MASH...
7) will your chronic masturbation pose any problem
your ideas of positive and negative reinforcement in training employees involve the use of sex... you like to reward the employees for a hard days work by giving them all blow jobs, because you are and experience pivot man and as punishment the employee showing the least amount of production will be that day's pivot manThose are just a few of the insane ideas popping in my head this morning (don't judge!)
But if anyone is interested in doing this prank (I can't since I work here) PM me and I will provide phone numbers and whom to call and I can record (video!) of the reaction on this side. Arby and I had toyed with a similar idea before - the video recording of the other side of the prank - and I still think it is a great idea. Any takers?!?
77
Prank Phone Calls / Re: I need a female to help me with a prank...
« Last post by robert on June 06, 2014, 09:30:04 AM »You could easily get this on fiverr
I DON'T HAVE A C.C
78
General Discussions / Re: I miss you guys
« Last post by ravenmaddox on June 03, 2014, 06:18:24 AM »I miss your mom...
79
General Discussions / Re: I miss you guys
« Last post by D31337 on June 03, 2014, 12:46:55 AM »I miss no one.
80
General Discussions / Re: What happened to Richard Cardo?
« Last post by ravenmaddox on June 02, 2014, 01:38:53 PM »OMFG! Is that really wpuig02?!? the wpuig02 from the Facebook and the Twitter?!? That's the sonuvabitch that killed Nicole Brown Simpson! Somebody stop him! OJ has been looking for you for years.
I'll get the reward for turning you in!
Hot Damn!! Tonight, Daddy's going to the sizzler!
I'll get the reward for turning you in!
Hot Damn!! Tonight, Daddy's going to the sizzler!