HELP! I'm in trouble with the feds.

[JohnKerry]

Everywhere you go, everyone's gonna know that you're really a closet chicken-boy who yearns for a big hairy NAMBLA bear man to butt-fuggle you all night long.

The funniest thing said in the funniest thread ever.

I am actually a dirty closet chickenboy, unlike most of us, I do have a big hairy NAMBLA bear man to butt-fugle me all fucking night long. Oh yeah, it rocks hard.

I stand corrected. That's the funniest thing said in the funniest thread ever. Mostly because it's true.

1337 points to Murdoc, Slitheren will be deducted.

Jeremy Emberling where?

[M-26-7]

I doust believeth that RBCP has made his 1,000th post above.
The prophecies foretell that he will now wonder in the desert for many years before finding a homeland. (Oh Judaism when will you cease to entertain!) Then he will merge with several other homelands to become the Bell Homeland Company. Seriously how's it feel to be 1,000?

[mr_doc]

The last time I checked

major abuse of IP relay services and going to the NAMBLA site

are totally within the FBI's jurisdiction.

Your dad is trying to scare you. He found out you tried to join NAMBLA via IP relay because he checked the cookies, keylogged you or got a call from the phone company.

Go visit a bunch of websites about suicide prevention and he'll be nicer to you.

[Nod]

Oh Judaism when will you cease to entertain!

We shall continue our rule of Hollywood and general entertainment until the coming of Moshiach. Then you can have it while we hang out in the golden kingdom.

[M-26-7]

golden kingdom

Do you mean heaven? I thought Jews didn't believe in a distinct heaven and hell, although I'm told it takes scholars their whole to understand the Jewish afterlife.

[Nod]

Something like that. I'm hardly a Rabbi. That would be cool though to be one though. Unfortunately I'm incapable of growing one of those cool beards. Actually I can't grow any beard. It makes me a sad panda

[Colonel Panic]

I want to grow a pair of those curly sideburn thingys, just to be different.

[Nod]

Like the Chassidim wear?



Most rabbi's don't wear those. Only Orthodox and the ultra orthodox Chassidim wear them. They usually look like this

[murd0c]

I used to work in a building that had alot of Hassdims on the floor below mine. I was once stuck in an elevator with like seven of them. It smelled so godawful.

[amazing_ned]

Are the ones in the first picture burning an Israeli flag?

One time I saw a bald 5 year old with the curls.

[Nod]

Are the ones in the first picture burning an Israeli flag?

Why it looks like they are

[splynt0r]

Is it Just me or does it seem that every rabbi wears glasses 

[amazing_ned]

Studying the devil language hurts your eyes

[splynt0r]

I think the priests don't like the rabbis and go and stick things in their eyes 

[ryanfido]

I think the priests don't like the rabbis and go and stick things in their eyes 

my rabbi did. and it was probably seen as inappropriate.