Televangelists are funny

[VoltageX]

Here we go!
http://www.voltagex.org/thepowerofsatancompelsyou.mp3

[splynt0r]

I like australians... that earned you a leet mate 

[VoltageX]

I'll have to give that to my sister - she read the demonic stuff out and then randomly comes up with the "I'd like to drink that blood".

Exorcism FTW!

[splynt0r]

Nice anyway. It's really hard prank calling over here in Europe because you just can't piss them off...

[r00t_toxin]

haha euros dont get mad? ........ oh btw check my prahnk

[Tachyon]

That's awesome...whenever I prank prayer lines they always never take me seriously like that!

[gangals]

oh btw check my prahnk

NO!

[rocketshoes]

New here, first post.  Just got into pranking a few days ago when we were drinking and watching INSP network.  After several hours of some skyping, I will thoroughly agree with how funny those televangelists can be.  I'll post up this edit when I get done.

I got a lady to reply to my question: "But, my 'seed' will allow my prayers to out weigh those of the child's parents (whom I, posing as a catholic priest, commited pediatry with)"
Lady: "it should."

they will do anything if you let on that you're going to give them money or "plant your seed in them" as I often rephrashed "sow your seed with the ministry."

BTW, what are some good prayer lines? toll free hopefully, don't have skype cred atm.

[Tachyon]

What number did you use? The ones I've used are too shitty to be mentioned, they're Canadian so they just hang up on me when I start bullshitting them.

[rocketshoes]

18666257635 for mike murdock (note the 666)
18882407924 for other
main office numbers for Inspiration Network in Charlotte, that I recieved after getting upset with them or needing further guidance
7045259800
7049435454 (apparently NOT the direct line to Jesus himself)

These people are desperate for number, I had calls from 5-20 minutes.  One call I literally said nothing besides "sorry, my roommates are loud" while playing porn loudly next to the mic, it lasted about 5 minutes.

[M-26-7]

On a Jesus note, yesterday, Easter, some guy on xbox live convinced someone that there was a special on t.v. called Jesus Gone Wild: Spring Break. He said Jesus put someone in a coma with a kick to the shins or something and something about Jesus bitch slapping another guy for not paying after a dice game. The convinced guy said something like "I woulda just been like Jesus give me MY money!" But then again they were almost definately both baked.

[rocketshoes]

alright its pretty crappy and drags on slowly, but I did get her to stay on the line for much longer than she should ... and admit one pretty disgusting thing.  One of my first ever prank calls, well since high school anyways, and I was pretty hammered at the moment so I completely had to improv it.

Click here to listen.

Edit:  Just realized I didn't fully edit it, the first 30+ seconds is nothing.