Inventory your pockets

[trevelyn]

right front:

blue nokia bottle opener keychain with my deposit key, store key, and my last apartment key,
 (i live in an awesome neighborhood now, i dont need to lock my doors.)
a Priority Mail tape wallet with various cards in it, MC, VISA Debit/Credit, GuitarWorld, Pizza Hat, PA state ID, 4 Jewelry store cards,
both of my EB/GameStop cards, borders bookstore card, rat shack rewards card, some others..
2 NDS games.

left front:

receipts for mail stuff to my PLA friends, and eating at Subway, and buying a coke from Equerd.
a few post it notes with addresses on them for my PLA friends, and my moms cellphone number.
a UTSTARCOMM 7025, happily paid for monthly, by my job.

side "cellphone pocket" (dickies)
a white Nintendo DS Lite with a Max Media Dock in it, containing the movie AIRPLANE, ELECTRIC DREAMS, 8 mp3's, an emulators for the DS ROMs, NES ROMs, SNES ROMs, and a few homebrew apps such as Aireplay, DSIRC, and DSOrganize.

back pocket left: $8
back pocket right: $290


in my pants: priceless.

Theres some things money can't buy, but thank goodness for capitalism.

[mr_doc]

lint
dick

[rbcp]

I'm only wearing underwear right now and they don't have pockets. But my standard pocket inventory is my wallet (back right), my cell phone (front right), money and receipts (front left).  My pockets are boring.

[gangals]

My standard array:

Keys
Wallet,
Personal Cell Phone
Work Cell Phone
Knife

[rbcp]

Oh yeah, keys.  Those go in the front left pocket with my money.  But I usually just leave them in the car because I'm overly trusting.

[MattGSX]

front right: receipts from grocery shopping this morning
cargo right: flash drive, Dell DJ-Ditty 512 mb mp3 player w/ earbuds
left pocket - keys to a car that hasn't ran in 3 months + key to my bike lock
left cargo - Kyocera Milano cellphone (it was free)
back pocket - glittery red vinyl Felix the Cat wallet with Mastercard check card, Discover Card, my old ATM card from my last bank (still have $3.12 in checking I can't withdraw and I don't want to order more checks), Fishing license, 2 sets of state issued ID, movie theatre gc, 4 eastbay giftcards (combined value: $.78), starbucks gc ($7), visa gift card ($1.32), Jimmy Johns punch card (only 2 punches left), my last pay stub, my Footlocker, Inc discount card, and a sticker with my locker comm for my instrument locker.

[trevelyn]

did you mean the kyocera Milan? wow that phone sux, and i thought i had it bad.. Im sorry for you man.

[MattGSX]

did you mean the kyocera Milan? wow that phone sux, and i thought i had it bad.. Im sorry for you man.

Yeah, Milan. And I know it sux. You don't have to remind me. People here in WI aren't all that big on cell phone technology, so those of us who like taking advantage of free phone offers get shafted. Companies don't have to try that hard to impress the general public. Most of them are still confused about how to use their America Online to get on the World Wide Web.

I have to say, though, you New Englanders make for the most fucking annoying customers ever. All you do is complain and bitch because the rest of the world isn't one big fucking metro area. If I had a dollar for every PA or NY resident who called in and insisted on spelling things like road and street, or wouldn't even say words, but instead spell them... well... I'd be retired by now.

/rant

[trevelyn]

complain and bitch because the rest of the world isn't one big fucking metro area

what the fuck else should there be?  Trees?? okay dewd.  why dont you use the kx 13 to call someone who cares, and retire anyways cos your argument sucks.

[503loser]

Pocket inventory (4 total):
3 pockets - nothing
other pocket - my 9-year old, falling apart wallet (too cheap to buy a new one!), containing $14 cash, bus pass, 2 debit cards, Starbucks card I've never used (I don't like Starbucks but was a gift), library card, state photo ID, community college ID card, prepaid calling card from a Rite Aid, buy-10-get-1-free cards for 2 different coffee places (local, NOT Starbucks), buy-10-get-1-free card for a local pizza place, a piece of paper with a funny saying on it, and a tip card.  Oh, and my house key.

[Mr.Cactus]

Pocketknife on key chain, Keys for turning on vandal resistant water faucets, a key to open up irritrol sprinkler controllers and a shity cell phone

[matthewr]

front left: nothing
front right: nothing
front right really small useless pocket: nothing
rear left: some lint
rear right: nothing
shirt: nothing

Usually, I have my cell phone, a key, and some money.

[Tachyon]

RFID-blocking wallet, two reciepts for cell phone minutes, shitty samsung cellphone, 2 sharpies.