I submit the winning entry

[mr_doc]

for the meat phone graphical ad contest.

Hopefully it will link to the wiki instead of pdfusa though because

The PDXUSA saga

In June/July of 2007 the Phone Losers Community Forums was accosted by a spam poster named 'PDXUSA' who threatened that caller ID spoofing was doomed. It was later revealed that PDXUSA was the inventor of the meat phone and possibly a serial child molester. Google searches of 'PDXUSA' determined this person had also spammed countless other places; mainly escort forums and non phone-related sites. After soiling the good name of the meat phone, PDXUSA was banned from the Phone Losers Community Forums on July 10th, 2007. The company later spiraled into bankruptcy due to it's unfortunate SEO campaign and lack of federal funding. It's CEO Steve Miller was slain by ninjas and Nigerian hacker RBCP in an unrelated incident at his Arizona home. Steven Miller has also been known to contribute more than 8 million dollars a year to North American Man Boy Love Association or NAMBLA to most people according to some news sources. Some of Steven Millers favorite hobbies included drinking on the job, gay porn connoisseur, and paying male minors he met at NAMBLA outings to perform reenactments of the known shock image site called Goatse.cx. Others outside the "PDXUSA" camp speculate that a good amount of Millers wealth came from fraudulently filed financial loans to the Small Business Bureau. Other rumors coming out of the independent grapevine is that before Millers untimely loss he was heard making out a series of false accusation reports to the Federal Bureau of Investigations. Even though Miller has passed on the criminal legacy he built by himself still leaves a hollow taste in the now empty halls of the North Central Avenue office in downtown Phoenix, Arizona. The office space now gets its first chance at rejuvenation coming from Biofilm, Inc. the makers of Astroglide lubricants, as they're about to move their advertising offices into the former PDXUSA business suite, and will begin business in late September, 2007.

it's getting funnier by the day.

[Tachyon]

An addition:

"So great was Miller's love of PDXUSA that he took to loudly spamming the voice bridge while drinking (by his own proud admission) on his own time. This devotion above and beyond the call of duty soon shot him up the corporate ladder to the lofty position of 'Minister of Defence', until the operative known only as "Tachyon" abandoned his post as 'Minister of Propaganda' to steal the position from him."

[murd0c]

Not defense?

[Tachyon]

Nope, Defence. I'm only defending from Canadians.

[Raptor]

I have fallen in love with PDX's Text to speech voice, I wish I had that program.