So I was out for a walk, and I saw a payphone. I thought to myself, OH SHI- I have some pretty beeps on my CD-R right here. I pick up and dial 0.
After a bunch of explosive impulse noises, the operator answers.
"Aliant something some number, how can I help you?"
"Yeah, the 1 button isn't working, can you dial me into a number?"
"Sure, what is it?"
"86x-01xx"
"Alright."
After a few seconds, I hear ringback. This may have been the phone ringing.
The callee picks up. "Hello?"
I wait for the operator to say, "No muthafucka, you gotta pay now."
But I never heard from him again. On a scale of Shit to Bonus, how well did I box that mofo?
