It may have been done before, it may not. I was bored at work, so I wrote this. to the tune of the llama song.
here's a cactus
there's a cactus
and another little cactus
fuzzy cactus
funny cactus
cactus cactus
roy
cactus cactus
payphone
cactus
cop car
tone
ILEC
cactus
cactus cactus
scanner
cactus
cactus cactus
roy
i was once a bluebox
i lived in a modem
but i never saw the way
the redbox slayed the phone
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the relay op
did you ever see a cactus
kiss a cactus
on the cactus
cactus' cactus
tastes of cactus
cactus cactus
roy
half a cactus
twice the cactus
not a cactus
hacker
cactus
cactus in a car
alarm a cactus
cactus
roy
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of copper?
can wrench
modem
ring
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a roy
...lame? you bet it's fucking lame. I already knew that.
