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Re: continuing my bad posting streak: Debate Abortion!
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2007, 06:32:31 AM »
This thread was still on page 1, so go have your little tandrem elsewhere. The only thread I ever dug up was elevator phone numbers because it's interesting.

This thread was two months old.


See? You know I'm right when Frog comes in and makes an on-topic, non random post.


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Re: continuing my bad posting streak: Debate Abortion!
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2007, 10:20:42 AM »
On behalf of my frozen beer-chugging pot-smoking eskimo infested iglooland, I apologize for coughing up zewb.
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Re: continuing my bad posting streak: Debate Abortion!
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2007, 10:29:13 AM »
I guess it's pretty sad when ANYTHING is a disgrace to Canada of all places.

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Re: continuing my bad posting streak: Debate Abortion!
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2007, 11:17:19 AM »
Last night at work I got a call from an old guy (the selection process for a certain US-based  reverse-mortgage company is outsourced to my call center). Now basically my job is to ask him a few questions about how old he is and how much money is left on the mortgage, then the computer tells me if he's qualified or not. If he's qualified, I tell him they'll call back. If he's not, he freaks out and I laugh my ass off (needless to say, I love my job). This particular old man was a bit more inquisitive than the rest however.

Old man (getting agitated at my refusal to stop reading off the screen, or 'sounding like a computer' in his geriatric parlance): What the hell state are you in anyway!

Tach: I'm not in a state at all.

Old Man: Well where are you then, Korea?

Tach (fighting the urge to say yes): No, I'm in Canadia, sir.

Old Man: CANADA? Well you better delete all my information then...I won't deal with Canadians.

Tach (trying to grin and talk at the same time): But sir, we only handle the selection process to save the US company money. Can I just put your order through..

Old Man (ranting, possibly to me, maybe to himself): You Canadians...you don't even believe in the war or nothin...

Tach: Nope.

Old Man: Well I'm not a fan of mister Bush myself, but I just...I can't deal with the Canadian people. DELETE MY INFORMATION RAWWWRRR!

Tach: Sure thing, have a great day sir.

The moral of the story is that the US should donate all their old people to Canada for use as igloo mortar.
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Re: continuing my bad posting streak: Debate Abortion!
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2007, 11:25:10 AM »
Actually I concur with that. Something has to be done with all these people over fifty. Grind their bones and use them for igloo glue!
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Re: continuing my bad posting streak: Debate Abortion!
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2007, 12:14:48 PM »
Actually I concur with that. Something has to be done with all these people over fifty. Grind their bones and use them for igloo glue!

Iglue.
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Re: continuing my bad posting streak: Debate Abortion!
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2007, 05:08:01 PM »
Actually I concur with that. Something has to be done with all these people over fifty. Grind their bones and use them for igloo glue!

Iglue.

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I wasn't going to make that joke. It seemed a little too obvious. Now that you've done it though, I see that I was wrong.
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Re: continuing my bad posting streak: Debate Abortion!
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2007, 05:22:50 PM »
Didn't they teach you people anything in school?
If a word starts with 'i' the 'i' remains lowercase and the next letter is capitilized.
Thus, iGlue.

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Re: continuing my bad posting streak: Debate Abortion!
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2007, 07:40:52 PM »
I wasn't going to make that joke. It seemed a little too obvious. Now that you've done it though, I see that I was wrong.

When I saw "igloo glue" I knew there was no way you could have missed it and decided against it. I just felt like posting at the time.
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