From the makers of Jelly Belly, jelly bean containers with normal flavored jelly beans mixed with weird flavors including pencil shavings, toothpaste, barf, moldy cheese, canned dog food, baby wipes, booger (Don't even want to know how that flavor was developed. Or how the people who say this flavor is true to form know.), centipede, rotten egg, and skunk spray.
http://www.mybeanboozled.com/I'd put one on my desk at work. Underneath the inside of the lid would be a note that reads "Shhhh!"
(via @geekgrrl on Twitter)