Humor: Stripper Visits School in Booking Mix-Up

[Sidepocket]

Why did this never happen at my school! 

A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.

It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.

The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a “birthday surprise” would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.

One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

“The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said.

“Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

“No one could believe it,” the student said.

“Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”

The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22723210-5005962,00.html

[murd0c]

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST THESE THINGS ANYMORE!

[ApprenticePhreak]

I once found a used condom in the boys bathroom of my high school. Some people may assume that the guy who used it got some hot, steamy, awesome and illegal action. Then I had to question if the guy was gay or just jerking off in the condom and left it there. I never used the restroom in the lunchroom ever again.

[Nod]

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST THESE THINGS ANYMORE!

You should move this thread to SidePocket's dumptruck. That would teach him 'cause nobody posts in there.

[mrpeanut]

Has sidepocket ever made a non news or news-related post?
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Answer: Sidepocket died. From punches. TO HIS FUCKING FACE.

[Tachyon]

He probably died of furry disease.

[Nod]

He probably died of furry disease.

I heard he found irrefutable truth that 911 really was a conspiracy so the CIA buried him alive in the desert.

[mrpeanut]

and by CIA you really mean his DAD

[Sidepocket]

and by CIA you really mean his DAD

Actually it was a crack team from Hillary Clinton, but that is another story all together.