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Offline frog

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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2007, 04:04:56 PM »
Quote from: JD716 on July 27, 2007, 12:24:52 PM
AT&T: "AT&T, this is Jeremy."
Me: "Hi I would like to complain about one of your employees. He called me an asshole prick."
AT&T: "It was me, you fuckin' prick. Thank you for calling AT&T." (click) (dial tone)
More laughter. I got off the bridge then because I was tired.

Am I the only one who loses his boner when part of someone's story is "people think I'm funny"? I realize it's a pretty harmless include, but it really gets to me.
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2007, 04:15:15 PM »
Quote from: frog on July 27, 2007, 04:04:56 PM
Quote from: JD716 on July 27, 2007, 12:24:52 PM
AT&T: "AT&T, this is Jeremy."
Me: "Hi I would like to complain about one of your employees. He called me an asshole prick."
AT&T: "It was me, you fuckin' prick. Thank you for calling AT&T." (click) (dial tone)
More laughter. I got off the bridge then because I was tired.

Am I the only one who loses his boner when part of someone's story is "people think I'm funny"? I realize it's a pretty harmless include, but it really gets to me.

They werent laughing at me, they were laughing at the AT&T employee who called me a fucking prick asshole.
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2007, 01:46:29 AM »
Some asshole on the bridge is playing shit.
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2007, 09:37:17 AM »
"anita! (pause)
  okay beef curtains, what if i were to tell you i think ALL gateway computers were a piece of piss?"
"curtis you better knock if off cholo!"
"eh? fuck you mehng!"
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2007, 09:36:09 PM »
some nerdy guy (anti hacker?) - "I'll break his fucking nostril"

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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #35 on: July 30, 2007, 10:07:51 PM »
Some girl who's voice I didn't recognize "You know my sister got deported to Germany?"
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #36 on: July 30, 2007, 10:19:22 PM »
nerdy guy on the bridge:  i'm gonna take a shit on your cock while i ride it. 

nerdy guy on the bridge (again):  fuck you asshole, i'm gayer than you.

and i have the recording to prove it!
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2007, 10:31:59 PM »
Nice Lovecraft quote, but that's nothing weird on our bridge.
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2007, 08:19:50 AM »
Quote from: LordNod on July 30, 2007, 10:07:51 PM
Some girl who's voice I didn't recognize "You know my sister got deported to Germany?"
Ha ha you have never heard me before ha ha ha and she did get deported.
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2007, 01:03:07 PM »
well each time i call it now, theres just banjo music.  what a waste.
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2007, 03:09:02 PM »
"Johnny Hackers' Penis is on the Internet!"
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Re: Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2008, 09:54:03 PM »
some kid: "Vag Fart!"
same kid: "Can you imagine rimming a chick and she takes a big shit all of a sudden?"
old dude: "Don't have sex with drunk chicks, that's what you gotta watch out for"
same kid: "that's funny!"
random moron: ***floods the bridge with touch tones***
old dude: "yeah I had sex with this chick from 4chan"
same kid: "haha my sister's on 4chan"
old dude: "Her name's not Melissa is it?"
some kid: "Oh shit..."
me: ***Press the #***, 2 people are on the voice bridge. [Apparently the kid left]
« Last Edit: January 14, 2008, 10:06:17 PM by midnitesigma »
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